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| - Rules: Intruder cannot be nominated or nominate. Willowpelt cannot be nominated but can still nominate. Superpower Holder: Frostfur Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE Intruder Special! Please welcome your host, DAISY! (Daisy walks on to stage) Daisy: Hello and welcome to the FIRST Live Intruder Special for the season! And here's a major shock- it's NOT a ThunderClan cat! Audience: (gasp) SHOCKED! Daisy: Let's cross to the house and see how the housemates are doing, (Daisy crosses to the house) Willowpelt: THE MONEKYS ARE ATTACKING US!!!! Frostfur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (jumps in pool) Willowpelt: EVERYBODY WAKE UP FOR A FREE MONKEY TATTOO OF CHINA! (Everyone wakes up) Purdy: Monkeys! D: Monkey Leader: (throws camambert at Purdy) Purdy: Cheese! D: Willowpelt: (mauls monkey) Monkey: Nuuuuu! (in the lounge) Monkey: (gasp) Chilli prawns! Millie: (gasp) THOSE ARE MINE! (mauls monkey) Monkey: Eat pipecleaner! (shoves a pipecleaner in Millie's mouth) Millie: (dies) Cinderpelt: WE LOST MILLIE! D: Jayfeather: LE HUGE GRUMP! GRUMPUS... DE GRUMP. LE GRUMP. (mauls every monkey) Willowpelt: IDIOT LE HAI DE POSSUM PIE KIDNEY NAMU SHARON KOOL-AID SPRINKLES!!!!!!! Daisy: Wow... weird, huh? Let's meet the intruder! It's SCARLETPAW!!! (Scarletpaw walks on to stage) Daisy: Hi strange cat! Scarletpaw: IS TIME FOR TEA! Daisy: Why did you enter? Scarletpaw:SO I CAN DRINK TEA AND BE FILMED DRINKING IT! No I joke, I love this show! NOW LET ME ENTER Daisy: Come right this way... (opens doors) Scarletpaw: YAY! Purdy: Wow, it's taking an awful long time for nominations to get underway. Sorretlail: It's almost like they're preparing us for an... Big Brother: INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER! Snowfur: Already? But we just started! D: Producer: Don't blame me, we have (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) this season! Frostfur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BLEEPS! (jumps in the pool) (Scarletpaw enters the house) Thrushpelt: AAAAAAH! SCARY CAT! Darkstripe: Why hello! Care to join my mission to evict Sorreltail? Sorreltail: NO! JOIN MY MISSION TO EVICT DARKSTRIPE! Jayfeather: GRUMP A LA GRUMPEH Scarletpaw: Awesome! Grump grump grumpity grump sandwich! Jayfeather: (gasp) GRUMP! GRUMP GRUMP! Willowpelt: ENTER... THE 50 ARMED SQUID! WAKA WAKA WAWANAKWA CHICKEN FISH DRUMSTICK PAWS WITH 700 DVD'S CONTAINING 4 DISCS EACH FOR A TOTAL OF $300! Scarletpaw: Woo! Willowpelt! (sips tea) Bumblestripe: How come another intruder entered? And how come you aren't a ThunderClan cat? And where did you get that tea? Scarletpaw: From London Bumblestripe: You've been to London? That is SO unfair! Big Brother: All housemates, to the lounge. (In the lounge) Big Brother: Housemates, tonight, since she has just entered, Scarletpaw cannot be nominated or nominate. Since she won invincibility last week, Willowpelt also cannot be nominated. Firestar was evicted last night, and he gave out a superpower. Here he is via video link: (screen comes on) Firestar: I'm not annoucning a thing untill my music plays! Big Brother: (sigh) (music plays) Firestar: Peasants, as you are aware, I was cruelly overthrown from my reign last night. I gave out a superpower, and I give it to FROSTFUR! Frostfur: (spits out grape in surprise and it hits Millie) Millie: OW! Big Brother: Everyone but Scarletpaw , to the nominations room. Scarletpaw: What do I get to do? Big Brother: Anything you want. (in the nominations room) Big Brother: Sorreltail, to the chamber (Sorreltail enters) Big Brother: Sorreltail, nominate now, Sorreltail: For 4 points I nominate- Big Brother: Let me guess, Darkstripe? Sorreltail: (gasp) How did you know? Big Brother: Just a guess. You have 1 point left. Sorreltail: For 1 point I nominate SNOWFUR because she did something nice for Darkstripe. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: DAKRSTRIPE 4 SNOWFUR 1 Bumblestripe 0 Brightheart 0 Cinderpelt 0 Frostfur 0 Jayfeather 0 Millie 0 Purdy 0 Sorreltail 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Snowfur, to the chamber (Snowfur enters) Big Brother: Snowfur, nominate now. Snowfur: For 4 points I nominate BRIGHTHEART cause she's a (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Snowfur: For 1 point I nominate FROSTFUR because she is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 4 DARKSTRIPE 4 FROSTFUR 1 SNOWFUR 1 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Jayfeather 0 Millie 0 Purdy 0 Sorreltail 0 Thrushpelt 0 Big Brother: Brightheart, to the chamber. (Brightheart enters) Big Brother: Brightheart, nominate now. Brightheart: For 3 points I nominate SNOWFUR because I overheard her saying she was gonna nominate me. Big Brother: She also called you a (bleep) Brighteart: (cries) Big Brother: You have 2 points left. Brightheart: For 2 points I nominate THRUSHPELT to get back and Snowfur for calling me a (bleep) Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 4 DARKSTRIPE 4 SNOWFUR 4 Thrushpelt 2 Frostfur 1 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Jayfeather 0 Mille 0 Purdy 0 Sorreltail 0 Big Brother: Darkstripe to the chamber (Darkstripe enters) Big Brother: Darkstripe, nominate now. Darkstripe: 4 to SORRELTAIL Big Brother: Uh... Ok. One point left. Darkstripe: Um... One to FROSTFUR because she's like really psycho! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 4 DARKSTRIPE 4 SNOWFUR 4 SORRELTAIL 4 Frostfur 2 Thurshpelt 2 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Jayfeather 0 Millie 0 Purdy 0 Big Brother: Thrushpelt, to the chamber. (Thrushpelt enters) Big Brother: Thrushpelt, nominate now. Thrushpelt: For 3 points I nominate BRIGHTHEART 'cause she's a (bleep) Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Thrushpelt: For 2 points I nominate JAYFEATHER, because his grumping is REALLY getting on my nerves. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 7 DARKSTRIPE 4 SNOWFUR 4 SORRELTAIL 4 Frostfur 2 Jayfeather 2 Thrushpelt 2 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Millie 0 Purdy 0 Big Brother: Millie, to the chamber (Millie enters) Big Brother: Millie, nominate now. Millie: For 3 points I nominate FROSTFUR because she's stealing my title as food-obsessor-overer. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Millie: For 2 points I nominate THRUSHPELT cause he's all like "RAAAAAWR! I ALLIGNS MYSELF WITH SNOWFUR TO WIN THE GAME" Big Brother: Did he really say that? Millie: Yes he did. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 7 FROSTFUR 5 DARKSTRIPE 4 SNOWFUR 4 SORRELTAIL 4 THRUSHPELT 4 Jayfeather 2 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Millie 0 Purdy 0 Big Brother: Willowpelt, to the chamber. (Willowpelt enters) Big Brother: Willowpelt- Willowpelt: WHY WAS IT ONLY 99 RED BALLOONS???? WHO TOOK THE OTHER ONE? BALLOONS COME IN PACKETS OF 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big Brother: Nominate now Willowpelt: FOR 4 POINTS I NOMINATE DARKSTRIPE!!!!!!!!!!! Big Brother: Why? Willowpelt: 'CAUSE YOU'RE A DUCK! Big Brother: Quaaaaaaack! Quack! Quack! Willowpelt: FOR 1 POINT I NOMINATE BRIGHTHEART BECAUSE SHE'S AGAINST MY CRAZINESS!!!!!!! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 8 DARKSTRIPE 8 FROSTFUR 5 Snowfur 4 Sorreltail 4 Thrushpelt 4 Jayfeather 2 Bumblestripe 0 Cinderpelt 0 Millie 0 Purdy 0 Big Brother: Jayfeather, to the chamber (Jayfeather enters) Big Brother: Jayfeather, nominate now Jayfeather: For 3 points I nominate BUMBLESTRIPE cause he's a whiny little (beep) Bumblestripe: That's SOOOOOOOOOO mean! Big Brother: Jayfeather, did you forget to shut the door? Jayfeather: Oops. (closes door) For 2 points I nominate THRUSHPELT cause he said he hated my grumping! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 8 DARKSTRIPE 8 THRUSHPELT 6 Frostfur 5 Snowfur 4 Sorreltail 4 Bumblestripe 3 Jayfeather 2 Cinderpelt 0 Millie 0 Purdy 0 Big Brother: Cinderpelt, to the chamber (Cinderpelt enters) Big Brother: Cinderpelt, nominate now. Cinderpelt: For 4 points I nominate DARKSTRIPE cause he's evil. Big Brother: Accepted. One point left. Cinderpelt: BUMBLESTRIPE for being annoying. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: DARKSTRIPE 12 BRIGHTHEART 8 THRUSHPELT 6 Frostfur 5 Bumblestripe 4 Snowfur 4 Sorreltail 4 Jayfeather 2 Cinderpelt 0 Millie 0 Purdy 0 Big Brother: Bumblestripe, to the chamber. (Bumblestripe enters) Big Brother: Bumblestripe, nominate now. Bumblestripe: For 3 points I nominate BRIGHTHEART because I hate her! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Bumblestripe: For 2 points I nominate JAYFEATHER because he nominated me! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: DARKSTRIPE 12 BRIGHTHEART 11 THRUSHPELT 6 Frostfur 5 Bumblestripe 4 Jayfeather 4 Snowfur 4 Sorreltail 4 Cinderpelt 0 Mille 0 Purdy 0 Big Brother: Purdy, to the chamber (Purdy enters) Big Brother: Purdy, nominate now. Purdy: For 4 points I nominate THRUSHPELT because he'll become a threat to me if I don't take him out now Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Purdy: I nominate CINDERPELT for the same reason. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: DARKSTRIPE 12 BRIGHTHEART 11 THRUSHPELT 10 Frostfur 5 Bumblestripe 4 Jayfeather 4 Snowfur 4 Sorreltail 4 Cinderpelt 1 Millie 0 Purdy 0 Big Brother: And finally, Frostfur, to the chamber. (Frostfur enters) Big Brother: First, nominate. Then, I'll tell you your superpower/ Frostfur: For 3 points I nominate MILLIE because I think she nominated me Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Frostfur: PURDY because he's strange. Big Brother: Accepted. Now, your power. You get to remove save one cat from eviction! Frostfur: (gasp) Big Brother: I'll tell you the current nominees, and you save one out of them. Frostfur: (nods) Big Brother: The current nominees are: Darkstripe, Brightheart and- Frostfur: I save Brightheart! Big Brother: Um... Ok? Nominations are over. All housemates to the lounge. FINAL TABLE DARKSTRIPE 12 THRUSHPELT 10 FROSTFUR 5 Bumblestripe 4 Jayfeather 4 Snowfur 4 Sorreltail 4 Millie 3 Purdy 2 Cinderpelt 1 (in the lounge) Big Brother: Housemates, as you know, Frostfur had the superpower. Her power was, she could save one nominee from eviction. Housemates: (gasp) Big Brother: I will now reveal the housemates nominated and the number of points they received. On 12 points, DARKSTRIPE. Sorreltail: YES! Big Brother: On 10 points, THRUSHPELT Thrushpelt: You cannot be serious. Big Brother: And on 5 points, FROSTFUR. Frostfur: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I PUT MYSELF UP FOR EVICTION WHILST SAVING BRIGHTHEART!!! Brightheart: I was nominated!? D: Snowfur: NUUUUUUUUUU! SO CLOSE! Big Brother: Darkstripe, Thrushpelt, Frostfur, at the end of the week, one of you will be evicted. That is all.
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