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Dianalysis requires that a large machine be connected to the patient's body. This "kidney machine" is not as large as a "heart-lung machine," but is considerably larger than, say, a toenail machine. Unfortunately, the art of medicine has not yet invented the liver machine. This would be useful to UNCYCLOPEDIA Senior Editors, some of whom go through a bottle a day of Aquavit, or Aqua Velva, or whatever they can get their hands on. Also to Diana, the alcoholic for whom the procedure was originally named. She preferred a cocktail of white wine and Austrian antifreeze.

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  • Dianalysis
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  • Dianalysis requires that a large machine be connected to the patient's body. This "kidney machine" is not as large as a "heart-lung machine," but is considerably larger than, say, a toenail machine. Unfortunately, the art of medicine has not yet invented the liver machine. This would be useful to UNCYCLOPEDIA Senior Editors, some of whom go through a bottle a day of Aquavit, or Aqua Velva, or whatever they can get their hands on. Also to Diana, the alcoholic for whom the procedure was originally named. She preferred a cocktail of white wine and Austrian antifreeze.
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  • 5722728(xsd:integer)
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  • 2013-10-19(xsd:date)
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  • Dianalysis.mp3
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  • Dianalysis.mp3
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  • Narration by Spike, 3:06, 2.14 Mb
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  • Dianalysis requires that a large machine be connected to the patient's body. This "kidney machine" is not as large as a "heart-lung machine," but is considerably larger than, say, a toenail machine. Unfortunately, the art of medicine has not yet invented the liver machine. This would be useful to UNCYCLOPEDIA Senior Editors, some of whom go through a bottle a day of Aquavit, or Aqua Velva, or whatever they can get their hands on. Also to Diana, the alcoholic for whom the procedure was originally named. She preferred a cocktail of white wine and Austrian antifreeze.
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