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| - Corporations are like people, they are born as small businesses; they are small, innocent, and vulnerable against taxes and competition so they have to kill before they get killed. If a business is a failure it dies in the arena of the free market, the funeral is known as a bankruptcy, its assets and possessions are liquidated and redistributed to form new seed money to create new small businesses. You know, the cycle of life. If a small business is successful it grows up into a healthy company ready to face new competition. This is a very important period to any young company, it is reaching its teenage wild years in which it seeks to mate with other companies. This is called a merger, but to do so it must accumulate more power and money to make the merger a successful. But as you know Bi
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| - Corporations are like people, they are born as small businesses; they are small, innocent, and vulnerable against taxes and competition so they have to kill before they get killed. If a business is a failure it dies in the arena of the free market, the funeral is known as a bankruptcy, its assets and possessions are liquidated and redistributed to form new seed money to create new small businesses. You know, the cycle of life. If a small business is successful it grows up into a healthy company ready to face new competition. This is a very important period to any young company, it is reaching its teenage wild years in which it seeks to mate with other companies. This is called a merger, but to do so it must accumulate more power and money to make the merger a successful. But as you know Big Government is like an overprotecting parent and wont allow companies to merge unless they make a background check to make sure there is no secret hanky-spanky behind its back, but luckily with so much deregulation there is no need to worried about protection and companies can swap as much as they want with other companies. Once a company has successfully merge with another company it becomes bigger, stronger, and more powerful thus reaching sentience. Sometimes this huge company develop a voracious appetite and starts to devour smaller businesses to assert its dominance and to mark its territory. It is presumed that the reason that this is done so a company can grow into a conglomerate to become a parent company. You see, it is just seeking to feed on smaller businesses so it can reproduce its own children known as subsidiaries to preserve its lineage. A corporation with many subsidiaries is known as a parent company, making it a proud parent and the breadwinner of the family. And to protect its children it must become bigger and stronger to stop its competition from launching hostile take overs. It is at that age that a Corporation seeks to retain its rights and privileges to protect its children, so it must buy protection like politicians, judges, and law enforcement agents. Remember, money is freedom of speech so buying people is just a corporation's way of exercising their freedoms and rights. Now if a company becomes too big to fail, it seeks help from the government to help them preserve them from corporate extinction, otherwise many jubs will be lost if they dont have some of that tax exempt free money. Sometimes a large company needs incentives to become more efficient, the incentives come in the form of tax cuts and the more tax cuts a corporation receives the more just it creates. Now this is not Welfare, Corporations dont believe in welfare or socialism, they believe in the free market. Corporations just happens to have more privileges and entitlements to make sure they would create more jubs sometime in the near future. Otherwise they would move to China. Once a bailout is secured a corporation is put on life support and must start to lose some of that death weight that is pulling them into bankruptcy; the only solution is by trimming the fat, it's called downsizing. And dont call a corporation fat because otherwise they would sue you and litigate your sorry ass for mental anguish. As you can see corporations are people too, they are born, the grow up, they sexually reproduce, and they die live forever on tax payer bailout money. See, the only difference is that corporations are immortal and they will live forever. Making them gods of the free market.
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