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The members in Politburo are as following: * General Secretary Yakov Smirnoff is the general secretary of the Politburo and the Soviet Union. He is the mastermind behind the Russian Reversals. General Secretary is sometimes called the Explosive Dynamite Laughter Man. He has really hot legs. * Captain Darling, the Commissioner of Romantic Relationships and Random Acts of Sadism. Captain Darling is the only female member of the Politburo. It is believed that Darling is Smirnoff's secretary and some more things. Sushi and men dressed up as chickens turn her on, for example the notorious Chicken guy. * Comrade Yadumayuchotov, Commissioner of Obscene Gestures and Traffic Jams, also holding the responsibility of Shoes and Mustaches within the Politburo. Comrade I'll-think-about-it

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  • The members in Politburo are as following: * General Secretary Yakov Smirnoff is the general secretary of the Politburo and the Soviet Union. He is the mastermind behind the Russian Reversals. General Secretary is sometimes called the Explosive Dynamite Laughter Man. He has really hot legs. * Captain Darling, the Commissioner of Romantic Relationships and Random Acts of Sadism. Captain Darling is the only female member of the Politburo. It is believed that Darling is Smirnoff's secretary and some more things. Sushi and men dressed up as chickens turn her on, for example the notorious Chicken guy. * Comrade Yadumayuchotov, Commissioner of Obscene Gestures and Traffic Jams, also holding the responsibility of Shoes and Mustaches within the Politburo. Comrade I'll-think-about-it
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  • The members in Politburo are as following: * General Secretary Yakov Smirnoff is the general secretary of the Politburo and the Soviet Union. He is the mastermind behind the Russian Reversals. General Secretary is sometimes called the Explosive Dynamite Laughter Man. He has really hot legs. * Captain Darling, the Commissioner of Romantic Relationships and Random Acts of Sadism. Captain Darling is the only female member of the Politburo. It is believed that Darling is Smirnoff's secretary and some more things. Sushi and men dressed up as chickens turn her on, for example the notorious Chicken guy. * Comrade Yadumayuchotov, Commissioner of Obscene Gestures and Traffic Jams, also holding the responsibility of Shoes and Mustaches within the Politburo. Comrade I'll-think-about-it (literally the meaning of it!) has a secret fetish for shoes and mustaches. Apparently, he was the one who inspired Stalin to shape his famous mustache. It is believed that Yadumayuchotov wanted to become a fashion designer, specifically in the realm of shoes. He and his fellow jolly (aka gay) friends, Kamenev and Zinoviev, are known as the Titanic Trio. * Comrade Stolichnaya, Commissioner of Information for the People. Our comrade Stolichnaya is not a woman. Stolichnaya is a man - even if there is an "a" at the end of his name. He likes to make... unique sounds when he takes photos of the three above-mentioned members. * Field Marshal Sodoff of the Politburo Cantine and the Secretive Acts of the Asexual (he's the janitor, well he works extra to clean up the crap that the other members leave in the cafeteria... however he plays an important role in making decisions for the benefit of the proletariat cafeterias of the world!). It is not understood why the janitor is the expert of asexuality, it remains to be investigated! * Colonel Yogi Berra, the Commissioner of MAD Magazine. Yogi Berra is not only Khrushchev's speech writer and slogan master for the Gulag campaign, but he also enjoys reading MAD as he's sipping some Comrade Cola, a valid means of boycotting the capitalist Coca Cola.
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