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| - Plague of Babies Zim: Computer! Repair bay. Zim: After we fix the Voot Cruiser, GIR, I wanna run a few tests on your artificial intelligence chip. Zim: It seems to be... bad. I- UH! Zim: Oh no! Zim: Hurry GIR! The mission's been compromised! I think we've been seen out of our disguises... by a human! GIR: But Dib's seen us before. GIR: And he knows where we live. Zim: Dib. No, this is different. This is serious. Zim: GIR! GIR: Oh yeah. Zim: Yes! A spy! In the top window of that house! Something must be done before he gets to the Earth authorities! Zim: Who knows what- GIR: Awww... He's cute! And stinky lookin'! Zim: Cute!?! This is a serious threat to our mission! GIR: He's just a baby! GIR: Hi baby! Zim: What are you doing!?! It'll see you! GIR: So? Zim: You think it's not a threat? Zim: As far as we know that's exactly what it wants us to think, GIR! I must find out what it knows! Mother: Yes? Zim: I am the neighborhood baby inspector! I have come to inspect the baby. Mother: Oh goodness! Inspect him for what? Zim: Your resistance will be noted! Mother: Oh... Zim: Where may I interrogate the little one? Mother: Well what's wrong with Noogums? He's always so well behaved, I uh- Zim: There's probably nothing to worry about, but we just wanna to be sure. Mother: He's upstairs, I'll go get him. Zim: Stay! Due to the threat of contamination, I must speak with Noogums alone. Mother: Oh my... Zim: And you must be Noogums. Cease the silent act, sticky worm! Zim: Your pathetic facade is as transparent as the drool on your face. What are you up too? Zim: Tell me what you know! I will not be- Zim: What is that (Zim screams again) stink!?! Zim: Some kind of defense mechanism! Zim: So powerful... Smell! Zim: The human (Zim gags) infant is much stronger than I (Zim gags) suspected. I'll have to use a higher percentage of my brain skills to outwit him. Zim: Either that or through some miracle of chance. Zim: You were right about him being harmless. Perhaps I overestimated him, or underestimated m- Computer: Reactivate. Zim: GIR! Get away from that power amplifier it's sending out dealy waves of stupid GIR: But I- Zim: I should worry less about what a baby can do, and worry more about the damage you can do. Zim: Stay away from the power amplifier! It's sending out deadly waves of stupidness! Zim: Hmmm? Zim: The doorbell! But the security system should have warned me as soon as anything set foot in the perimeter! Zim: Computer, run a diagnostic on the doorbe- Zim: What are you babies doing here!?! Get out! Shoo! At least I know why the alarm didn't go off. Zim: You're too small to- Noogums: Seize the enemy! Zim: What are you-? Noooo! Zim: Noogums, I should've known. Noogums: Don't call me by that name. It is demeaning to a leader of the proud and fierce race of the Nhar-Gh'ok to be dubbed Noogums. Zim: What should I call you then? Noogums: Shnooky! Gorkspace Sergeant Shnooky! Zim: I knew it! Earth babies come from space! Shnooky (formerly known as Noogums): No. Our people look exactly like human babies. But we didn't know that when we landed here seven years ago. Shnooky (voice over): It was our first information gathering mission on this planet. Everything was going fine until- Shnooky: Report, Private Fooby. Private Fooby: You won't believe it, sir! Shnooky (voice over): Private Fooby had found the human maternity ward. We thought that somehow, the Earth military was keeping our people hostage. How could we have known any better? And then, disaster! Shnooky (voice over): Fooby panicked and hailed the mother ship, calling for emergency rescue. Shnooky (voice over): He gave the wrong coordinates. Red Cross soldier: How'd you little fellas get out here? Shnooky (voice over): They eventually caught the entire landing party. Shnooky (voice over): By the time we were left alone long enough to call the mother ship again, it was out of range. Shnooky (Voice over): They left us here, stranded. Shnooky (voice over): We had no choice but to assume the identities of the babies that had been beamed aboard the ship. Shnooky: It's been seven long years since that terrible night. Zim: What do you want with me? Shnooky: Your ship! We're going home. Zim: You can't take my ship, it's mine! Shnooky: We'll tell the humans all about you if you resist us! Zim: Computer! Open the entrance to storage room two! Shnooky: Get him! Eat his feet off! Zim: Computer, take me down to the Voot Cruiser repair bay. Zim falls over as the elevator shakes. The sound of the Nhar-Gh'oks laughing evilly is heard. The Nhar-Gh'oks pound dents into the top of the elevator. Zim: The ship is mine Noogums, or Shmoogy, or whatever your name is! Shnooky: It's Shnooky! Zim: It's invader property! You won't get your filthy little nub hands on it! Zim: GIR! GIR: Yes? Zim: The babies are inside the base, GIR. Zim: They're after the Voot Cruiser. GIR: I like babies! Zim: I have to get the cruiser out of here! Zim: I only hope the repairs are finished. You hold the babies off while I- GIR: I'm gonna play with the babies! Computer: Malfunction. Zim: They're getting in, GIR! Do something! GIR: Okay! GIR: Babies! Shnooky: We will take your ship, and for the trouble you caused, we're going to destroy your base, leaving you stranded here, just like we were. And we'll tell the humans all about you. Now my minions, form Giganto Baby! Zim: Hey, quit it! GIR: Wooo-hooo! Zim: The amplifier! Giganto Baby: Am...dumb! Zim: It worked! GIR: Aw... I wanted to explode! GIR: Bye, baby!
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