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| - Gavin Newsom says he isn't gay, but is mayor of San Francisco. He won reelection despite claiming he isn't gay and cheating with the wife of his campaign manager and best friend. He also went into alcohol rehab, but in San Francisco that isn't considered a political minus. Newsom is a candidate for Governor in the 2010 gubernatorial election. Of course, being such a pansy, it will be hard to fill the shoes of the Governator. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
- Newsom was an outsider in the San Francisco political scene, born to third-generation San Franciscan and appeals court Judge William Newsom. He was named for family friend Gavin MacLeod, who starred as a cruise ship captain on the TV series "Love Boat". Newsom went to high school in wealthy Palo Alto and followed at Santa Clara College, where he excelled at baseball and developed the hairstyle for which he--indeed, the entire city of San Francisco--is known today.
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| - Newsom was an outsider in the San Francisco political scene, born to third-generation San Franciscan and appeals court Judge William Newsom. He was named for family friend Gavin MacLeod, who starred as a cruise ship captain on the TV series "Love Boat". Newsom went to high school in wealthy Palo Alto and followed at Santa Clara College, where he excelled at baseball and developed the hairstyle for which he--indeed, the entire city of San Francisco--is known today. From these humble beginnings, and with a small 7-figure loan from the Getty family, Newsom, the classic self-made man, was able to build a real estate development empire, with over 700 employees, extensive holdings in restaurants and resorts, and Newsom's hair, the last of which currently has over 300 tenants. To further his electoral chances among the straight minority, Newsom married Kimberly Guilfoyle, a television commentator who lives in New York. Interestingly, while most men who marry such "beards" are seeking to draw attention away from their homosexuality, Gavin Newsom is in fact straight, and, as he puts it, "just really into lesbians." After a fairy-tale marriage where the two were often seen within 3000 miles of each other, they divorced in 2003.
- Gavin Newsom says he isn't gay, but is mayor of San Francisco. He won reelection despite claiming he isn't gay and cheating with the wife of his campaign manager and best friend. He also went into alcohol rehab, but in San Francisco that isn't considered a political minus. Mayor Gavin Christopher Newsom (born October 10, 1967) is the current mayor of The Liberal Godless Gay Republic of San Francisco. A gay Bear-loving Democrat, Newsom was elected mayor in 2003, becoming San Francisco's youngest mayor in 100 years. In 2004, Newsom gained national attention when he issued a directive to the San Francisco city-county clerk to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. Thats just how pinko commies roll. As Mayor, he signed the Health Choices Plan in 2007 to provide San Francisco residents with universal healthcare. This is the sort of anti-capitalist nonsense that he will likely bring to the White House, or Rainbow House, if he runs for president. Under Newsom, San Francisco joined the Kyoto Protocol, which limits life-giving pollutants and allows Japan partial rule over San Francisco. Newsom is a candidate for Governor in the 2010 gubernatorial election. Of course, being such a pansy, it will be hard to fill the shoes of the Governator. He also endorsed Hillary Clinton for President in 2007, serving as one of her campaign's co-chairs and campaigning on her behalf in Iowa to this we say lol sucks to be you fag hag. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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