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Begley: Well, what the fuck is it? Foamy: Well, apparently, it's some sort of a Japanese sex robot. It's only desire is to please you! Robot: I am here to please you! Begley: Those Japanese are so clever! Foamy: They should, you know, put all their technology to better use, rather than wasting it on robotic handjobs. Robot: I will fuck! Begley: Who was it posted to anyway? Foamy: Well, it was supposed to go to the pizza guy but for some reason, the postal worker couldn't tell the difference between the letter G and Q, so here it is. Robot: Hello! Begley: Give me one good reason why? Begley: Right!

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  • Begley: Well, what the fuck is it? Foamy: Well, apparently, it's some sort of a Japanese sex robot. It's only desire is to please you! Robot: I am here to please you! Begley: Those Japanese are so clever! Foamy: They should, you know, put all their technology to better use, rather than wasting it on robotic handjobs. Robot: I will fuck! Begley: Who was it posted to anyway? Foamy: Well, it was supposed to go to the pizza guy but for some reason, the postal worker couldn't tell the difference between the letter G and Q, so here it is. Robot: Hello! Begley: Give me one good reason why? Begley: Right!
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  • Begley: Well, what the fuck is it? Foamy: Well, apparently, it's some sort of a Japanese sex robot. It's only desire is to please you! Robot: I am here to please you! Begley: Those Japanese are so clever! Foamy: They should, you know, put all their technology to better use, rather than wasting it on robotic handjobs. Robot: I will fuck! Begley: Who was it posted to anyway? Foamy: Well, it was supposed to go to the pizza guy but for some reason, the postal worker couldn't tell the difference between the letter G and Q, so here it is. Robot: Hello! Begley: Well, what are you doing in its head, mate? Foamy: I'm trying to rewire this fucking thing! Robot: Neural! Begley: Oh, I see! Is that why I'm here? To do the reprogramming? Foamy: Dude! You're the tech-head. I just rule here! Begley: Very nice. I don't show up for a fortnight and now that something needs to be done, "Well, we'll call on Begley, he'll do all the work!" Well, bollocks to that, mate! I bend to no one's will! Foamy: Dude, stop being such a crumpet-sucker! There's the computer! Just reprogram the commands! Begley: Give me one good reason why? Foamy: Because you'll play a significant role in teaching someone an important lesson that technology is no substitute for humanity! Robot: Boring! Begley: Right! Very good then! What do you need me to do? Foamy: Just program its basic functions so, you know, instead of this thing giving someone a blowjob, have it punch him in the face! Begley: Right! Foamy: And instead of submitting to butt sex, have it poop in their eye! Robot: Poop! Begley: Um, can this thing really poop? Robot: Eat my poop! Foamy: Well, it's the special 'fetish' edition! Robot: Doodyhead! Begley: Right. Foamy: Also, change the foot fetish mode, to spinning ramhouse kick in the nuts! Begley: You're one twisted wanker! Begley: Kinda make it puke on him when he touches a nip! Foamy: Go for it, dude! Robot: I will explode my tits in your eyeball with poop! Foamy: Once you're done with that, we'll work on the lactating nipples of acid! Begley: Spot on, mate, spot on! Robot: Eat my poop, doodyhead! (END) (sound of a drill)
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