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All of Cullen's products are prohibitively expensive, owing to the fact that he fills them liberally with industrial grade powdered diamonds, giving his customers their trademark sparkle and causing a wide variety of hideous skin disorders, which then require yet more makeup to conceal. Cullen has been known to call this the 'circle of wealth'.

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  • All of Cullen's products are prohibitively expensive, owing to the fact that he fills them liberally with industrial grade powdered diamonds, giving his customers their trademark sparkle and causing a wide variety of hideous skin disorders, which then require yet more makeup to conceal. Cullen has been known to call this the 'circle of wealth'.
  • Edward Cullen was once a happy young non-sparkly human man, but he got sick with the Spanish Flu! To save his life, his adoptive daddy turned him into a vampire--something that Edward is terribly upset about and hasn't gotten over despite having a few decades of perfect health, beauty, riches and a caring family of other non-human-predating vampires to console him. Those pesky werewolves can fuck right off, too.
  • Edward Cullen was a mage with sparkling skin who used to serve as one of the apprentices of Crowe Lley but later began working for the Totenkopfs in the Magicracy of Alent. He tried to seduce Rain, but ended up captured by her and her companion Razoul who forced him to take them to the hidden catacombs beneath Alent. He was killed by Razravkar Dominus not long after.
  • Edward Cullen is a character in Kingdom Hearts II ½.
  • Edward Cullen does not belong on this wiki, since he is from Twilight.
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