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Darth-Mart was the Sith Order. You couldn't even be a Sith without first being a Darth-Mart employee. Most of the Sith left as soon as they were promoted to cashier or tagger, but many continued to work because they needed the money. However miserable the time they spent at Darth-Mart, where trainees were subjected to Force Lightning if they didn't follow code, it helped all the Sith in the long run because they used their pensions to do their sithly duties.

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  • Darth-Mart was the Sith Order. You couldn't even be a Sith without first being a Darth-Mart employee. Most of the Sith left as soon as they were promoted to cashier or tagger, but many continued to work because they needed the money. However miserable the time they spent at Darth-Mart, where trainees were subjected to Force Lightning if they didn't follow code, it helped all the Sith in the long run because they used their pensions to do their sithly duties.
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  • Darth-Mart was the Sith Order. You couldn't even be a Sith without first being a Darth-Mart employee. Most of the Sith left as soon as they were promoted to cashier or tagger, but many continued to work because they needed the money. However miserable the time they spent at Darth-Mart, where trainees were subjected to Force Lightning if they didn't follow code, it helped all the Sith in the long run because they used their pensions to do their sithly duties. It was started on the Sith world of Korriban a long, long time ago. The head directors of Darth-Mart kept the price of cheesecake at 400 credits, so no one wanted to shop there. Finally, a young employee named Darth Bane grew frustrated that he wasn't getting paid enough Darth-Mart had no customers. He killed all the head directors, and, establishing himself as CEO, lowered the price of cheesecake to 28. It has flourished ever since. In addition, Darth-Mart was the only Empire people ever cared about. If you're the head of the Sith Empire who cares? But everyone cares when you're the CEO of Darth-Mart. They actually respect you. Indeed, as Pappy said, it really brings unlimited power.
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