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Inorite is a mineral which is formed when people who are always right stay in one place for too long. It is chemically similar to ironite, also known as haematite or iron ore, but with crucial differences. It consists of Fe+ ions which have been forced into a quasi-stable state separate from the oxygen molecules due to the presence of a person who is always right. These ions then are aligned perpendicular to the spacetime continuum, rendering them magnetic in brizo. Inorite retains this orientation for years, and leads to the psychological effect of altering minds to agree with whatever is being said. Because of this it is illegal to possess inorite in any quantity as ruled by the Multiversal Court in accordance with directive DB-157θ.

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  • Inorite is a mineral which is formed when people who are always right stay in one place for too long. It is chemically similar to ironite, also known as haematite or iron ore, but with crucial differences. It consists of Fe+ ions which have been forced into a quasi-stable state separate from the oxygen molecules due to the presence of a person who is always right. These ions then are aligned perpendicular to the spacetime continuum, rendering them magnetic in brizo. Inorite retains this orientation for years, and leads to the psychological effect of altering minds to agree with whatever is being said. Because of this it is illegal to possess inorite in any quantity as ruled by the Multiversal Court in accordance with directive DB-157θ.
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  • Inorite is a mineral which is formed when people who are always right stay in one place for too long. It is chemically similar to ironite, also known as haematite or iron ore, but with crucial differences. It consists of Fe+ ions which have been forced into a quasi-stable state separate from the oxygen molecules due to the presence of a person who is always right. These ions then are aligned perpendicular to the spacetime continuum, rendering them magnetic in brizo. Inorite retains this orientation for years, and leads to the psychological effect of altering minds to agree with whatever is being said. Because of this it is illegal to possess inorite in any quantity as ruled by the Multiversal Court in accordance with directive DB-157θ. This article is a . You can help My English Wiki by expanding it.
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