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It was Christmas Eve at the Sopranos and all the machine guns were firing, even Big Tone's. Now,on this Christmas night, Santa Claus had appeared, though it seemed Tim Allen had shaven his beard. All the stockings were stuffed with moldy cheese and a big pile of brown surprise, oh geese! In case you are a dumbass, this thing is s'posed to rhyme so pull up a freaking chair and start wasting some time! Now Tony had already in the stockings placed expensive gifts, so he freakin' snapped when he found on them some Santa Claus piss.

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  • It was Christmas Eve at the Sopranos and all the machine guns were firing, even Big Tone's. Now,on this Christmas night, Santa Claus had appeared, though it seemed Tim Allen had shaven his beard. All the stockings were stuffed with moldy cheese and a big pile of brown surprise, oh geese! In case you are a dumbass, this thing is s'posed to rhyme so pull up a freaking chair and start wasting some time! Now Tony had already in the stockings placed expensive gifts, so he freakin' snapped when he found on them some Santa Claus piss.
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  • It was Christmas Eve at the Sopranos and all the machine guns were firing, even Big Tone's. Now,on this Christmas night, Santa Claus had appeared, though it seemed Tim Allen had shaven his beard. All the stockings were stuffed with moldy cheese and a big pile of brown surprise, oh geese! In case you are a dumbass, this thing is s'posed to rhyme so pull up a freaking chair and start wasting some time! Now Tony had already in the stockings placed expensive gifts, so he freakin' snapped when he found on them some Santa Claus piss. And so it was agreed, the fat-boy better take heed. Yep,Santa's gettin' whacked tonight, but, if they just up and shot da guy, there would be no excite! So they tied 'em up,ropes real tight above a tub of fire, flamin' hot white! All ol' Claus could do was make a Christmas call on his Nokia to someone who could make the floor with blood Soakia. So can guess who he called, could you imagine that! That awesome fella with the magic top hat! No, dumbass, not a magician! It was old Frosty, who now, as a bad-ass,had recognition. When he got that call, it shook 'im up so much that the wall was now covered in his neighbor's guts! Now,some a yous is wonderin' why Frosty is actin' more brutal than Dolph Lundren! You see,after he broke up with that chick, you know the one followin' 'im on dat train? Frosty kinda snapped, kinda went insane! For ten years, he lived with ninjas, but got kicked out cuz he squeezed the sensei's wife's buns. Not long afta that,he took up machine guns! He went on a killing spree, in a mall in fact, after he left hardly a thing was intact! So,now Claus got no applause from the Su-pran-o's, but no Frosty's gonna knock them down like dom-in-os!
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