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The Oscar Mayer® corporation originally created lobstermoose as a new form of luncheon meat, by fusing together the extracted DNA of mooses and lobsters in a vat of Dr Pepper. Indeed, the end result of this monstrous Frankensteinian experiment turned out to be quite delicious; however, it was not long before many of the mighty beasts had escaped from their factory farms and began rampaging the countryside. According to Oscar Mayer, they chose to fuse together the moose and lobster purely based on their deliciousness, and the fact that these animals are two of the leading causes of death is completely coincidental, and that they were not attempting to manufacture a deadly army and enslave China.

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  • The Oscar Mayer® corporation originally created lobstermoose as a new form of luncheon meat, by fusing together the extracted DNA of mooses and lobsters in a vat of Dr Pepper. Indeed, the end result of this monstrous Frankensteinian experiment turned out to be quite delicious; however, it was not long before many of the mighty beasts had escaped from their factory farms and began rampaging the countryside. According to Oscar Mayer, they chose to fuse together the moose and lobster purely based on their deliciousness, and the fact that these animals are two of the leading causes of death is completely coincidental, and that they were not attempting to manufacture a deadly army and enslave China.
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  • The Oscar Mayer® corporation originally created lobstermoose as a new form of luncheon meat, by fusing together the extracted DNA of mooses and lobsters in a vat of Dr Pepper. Indeed, the end result of this monstrous Frankensteinian experiment turned out to be quite delicious; however, it was not long before many of the mighty beasts had escaped from their factory farms and began rampaging the countryside. According to Oscar Mayer, they chose to fuse together the moose and lobster purely based on their deliciousness, and the fact that these animals are two of the leading causes of death is completely coincidental, and that they were not attempting to manufacture a deadly army and enslave China.
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