Etimus Albertosi, or Et Al, is a world-reknown immortal Italian scientist publicly heralded for his insatiable lust for research coupled with a limitless devotion to all scientific fields. To date, he has been referenced in 37,512 articles on sociology (mostly regarding voting patterns in the elderly and the effects of the iPod on urban sprawl), 12,336 articles on behavioral science (key references to his works on slapping and teaching misinformation to infants) and a whopping 455,761 articles on cultural anthropology (almost all pointing to his research into the pancultural truth behind Santa Claus).
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| - Etimus Albertosi, or Et Al, is a world-reknown immortal Italian scientist publicly heralded for his insatiable lust for research coupled with a limitless devotion to all scientific fields. To date, he has been referenced in 37,512 articles on sociology (mostly regarding voting patterns in the elderly and the effects of the iPod on urban sprawl), 12,336 articles on behavioral science (key references to his works on slapping and teaching misinformation to infants) and a whopping 455,761 articles on cultural anthropology (almost all pointing to his research into the pancultural truth behind Santa Claus).
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| - Etimus Albertosi, or Et Al, is a world-reknown immortal Italian scientist publicly heralded for his insatiable lust for research coupled with a limitless devotion to all scientific fields. To date, he has been referenced in 37,512 articles on sociology (mostly regarding voting patterns in the elderly and the effects of the iPod on urban sprawl), 12,336 articles on behavioral science (key references to his works on slapping and teaching misinformation to infants) and a whopping 455,761 articles on cultural anthropology (almost all pointing to his research into the pancultural truth behind Santa Claus). Recognized as the patriarch of scientific collaboration, Albertosi has famously refused to contribute any works to date composed fully by his own hand. For this reason, it is often unclear what portion of the collaborative work cited can be accredited directly to him. Evidence indicating his personal contributions on landmark research papers is anecdotal at best, save for a few notes scribbled in the margins of various lab reports and memoranda. This fact has acted as a double-edged sword on Albertosi's legacy, for it has created a frantic timor regarding his legitimacy as a researcher. Is he a mysterious, brooding genius, providing subtle direction and insight into the works of laymen? Or, is he that screw-off kid in your high school biology class that gets assigned to a group of A-students and nobody likes him because he doesn't attend any of the group meetings, doesn't take notes in class and still gets credit for the work on an A-project, because everyone is too afraid to give him any real responsibility and let him ruin their chances to get into a good college? No one can say for certain, which is why he is traditionally listed last in all references to works in which he was a "contributor."
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