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| - The Assistant:Hello and welcome to the first annual Fantendo Official World Olympics also known as FOWO. I will be your announcer today and the referee is my buddy here. The Apprentice:I`m NOT your buddy! **** IT! The Assistant:Yes you are. The Apprentice:No I'm not! The Assistant:What a great friend. Anyway there are only three competitors today and they are The Fan The Enemy and Frog. The Apprentice:(scowls when he says The Fan and The Enemy) The Assistant:So let the games begin! The Apprentice:The first game is Hot Dog Eati- wait, what? Hot dog easting, seriously? The Assistant: Of couse! The Fan:This should be easy. The Enemy: Yeah me and my brother havent eaten a thing since our adventure started. Frog:You ate a bagel. The Enemy:How did you know that? The Balance: (walks in) Hey! Whats going on here? Hot dogs are my favorite food! The Assistant:Get out of here! Now then , The Fan has eaten 30 hot dogs. The Enemy has eaten 2 and Frog... Frog:Done! The Assistant:Hey cameraman! How did he- The Apprentice:Don't ask him. Look, I saw. Frog enchanted the plate to feed Frog the hot dogs. The Assistant:Is that against the rules? The Apprentice:What rules? The Fan tortured me until I- The Assistant:Ha ha! Funny joke, yeah. (whispers the next part) Shut up! That "never happened" got it? The Apprentice:Sigh.... So Frog wins. The next event is Flipnote Making.
* Frog:1
* The Fan:0
* The enemy:0 The Fan:Flipnote? Ok I,ll use Reflex Paint 82 with Yuk Shading in Tyedye Color on size 5 red paper, animation off, game on, 2000 pages max speed92- Frog:I think he means flipnote from the year 2010. The Fan:Whaaaat? But this doesn't have 72 colors... (later) The Assistant:My buddy here will be judging each flipnote. The Apprentice:I'm not your buddy!...oh well.... The Assistant:First off the enemy made a legend show. The Enemy:Yeah, thats what I do. Legends. The Assistant:It appears to be the legend of the Darktendoverse and how much it rocks. Good job, Mr. Enemy! The Enemy:Uh, ok. The Apprentice: You do realize I'm not in this legend at all, however I am a key part to your history. Stupid Enemy, making me..... (mumble mumble) The Assistant: Second is The Fan who gave up because he couldn't use the Game Mode. The Fan: But Metal Wars vs. Untitled Story would be so cool..... The Apprentice: Weak. The Assistant: And now for a quick poll! The Assistant: And we are back! The Fan: That was pointless. You didn't even ask to use they're names on Fantendo. The Apprentice: Well, that's okay, I- (Enemy scowls at The Apprentice) I mean, You all disgust me. The Fan: OK then..... (stares at The Enemy suspiciously) The Enemy:What? The Assistant: Finally, Frog made- Frog: The greatest thing ever! Only a heartbreaking action-adventure super-long stick fight with tons and tons of pages and lots of awesome sound, all piled together in a deliciously delicious mouth-watering combo, download cost FREE! The Fan: How did he- The Apprentice: I guess Frog wins again.
* Frog:2
* The Fan:0
* The enemy:0 The Fan: What! The Apprentice: The final event appears to be "Line Stealing". The rules are, steal lines from other people. The best stolen line wins. The Fan: OK. “Playtimes over...... CHAOS CONTROL!” —The Fan, Quoting Shadow the Hedgehog “No.” —The Enemy, Quoting The Apprentice The Apprentice: Th-that's my line! “It's-a me, a Dario!” —Frog, Quoting Dario The Apprentice: It looks like The Fan has won- The Fan: Yes! (gets really excited so his skin coloring breaks off revealing he was using ultimate angelic power ) The Apprentice: Well, the Fan is disqualified. The Assistant:How did you know? The Apprentice: There actually WAS a rule against using Extra Forms. And since choosing The Enemy is out of the question because you can't quote anyone who's in this years FOWO, it looks like Frog won.
* Frog:3
* The Fan:0
* The enemy:0 Frog:Thank you, thank you. The Assistant:This has been another great FOWO! The Frog has won an award for this and will be put on his The World Character Page when he gets one. Audience: BLEH! THE END!
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