:[Steve looks at photos of him and Snot]
:Steve: Oh, Snot. You were wearing your bathing suit as underwear that day. [puts it back in the envelope]
:Stan: Oh, is that a letter for Snot? I'll mail it for you.
:Steve: [hands Stan the letter] Thanks. This is my fifth letter to him. I hope this time he writes me back.
:Stan: Doubt it. Snot's probably moved on with his life and I think it's time you did too. [hands him a net] Here, I signed you up for lacrosse.
:Steve: Dad, I am not a physical boy.
:Stan: Well, now that Snot's not here to drag you down, you can do anything. Let's see what you can do with that lacrosse stick.
:[Steve puts it on his head]
:Stan: What are you doing?
:Steve: Playing lunch lady. Pizza or sloppy joe?
:Stan: [sighs] I am pissed off because you're doing that and now I want a sloppy joe and I know you don't really have one.