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| - :Consulate Employee: Not only did you destroy your passports, you renounced your citizenship.
:Brian: When did we do that?
:Peter: Oh, I did that on the Italian social networking site, "Shut-up-a-you-facebook".
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:[Peter has unknowingly used the remote to turn Stewie into Bart Simpson, Rallo Tubbs, Bobby Hill, Steve Smith, Allen Gregory, Louise Belcher, Bender Rodriguez and Manny Delgado]
:Stewie: Stop what you're doing!
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:[The morning after sex in Italy]
:Lois: Last night was the best sex I ever had.
:Peter: Me too. We haven't done it like that since we were engaged but allowed to sleep with other people.
:Lois: What are you talking about?
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:[Peter barges in to tell the kids about staying in Italy]
:Peter: Kids, I've got an announcement...
:Stewie: [Sitting near the hem of Peter's robe on the floor] He's wearing a rubber.
:Peter: We're staying in Italy. We're Italian now.
:Brian: What?!
:Meg: Are you kidding?
:Stewie: Well, if we're going to be Italian I guess we should start murdering our brothers.
:[Slips behind Chris with a garrote and proceeds to strangle him]
:Chris: What are you... [starts to choke and struggle]
:Stewie: [In an Italian-accented whisper] You break-a my heart Chris. You break-a my heart.
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:[Lois and Peter are passionately kissing in the back of a gondola]
:Lois: Oh, Peter!
:Peter: Come on, Lois, I got a 90-percenter goin', it could go either way, let's start making choices.
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