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Pentagram tic tac toe is a method used by the United States government to randomly select a Axis of Evil target. Two targets are selected, and whoever wins gets to decide whether to bomb the crap out of the selected target or not. First thought of by our most beloved President Bush, while on a druken rant on how he hated everything that is not american and wishing to take over them. Later, the idea came to him while he was in a hangover. He dashed naked to his secetary, and told her his idea. Subsequently, he vomited all over her desk just as she was sending it to the CIA.

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  • Pentagram tic tac toe
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  • Pentagram tic tac toe is a method used by the United States government to randomly select a Axis of Evil target. Two targets are selected, and whoever wins gets to decide whether to bomb the crap out of the selected target or not. First thought of by our most beloved President Bush, while on a druken rant on how he hated everything that is not american and wishing to take over them. Later, the idea came to him while he was in a hangover. He dashed naked to his secetary, and told her his idea. Subsequently, he vomited all over her desk just as she was sending it to the CIA.
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  • Pentagram tic tac toe is a method used by the United States government to randomly select a Axis of Evil target. Two targets are selected, and whoever wins gets to decide whether to bomb the crap out of the selected target or not. First thought of by our most beloved President Bush, while on a druken rant on how he hated everything that is not american and wishing to take over them. Later, the idea came to him while he was in a hangover. He dashed naked to his secetary, and told her his idea. Subsequently, he vomited all over her desk just as she was sending it to the CIA. The CIA, getting the memo, put all of their brilliant minds together, along with the aid of a Grue and Captain Obvious . Many arguments broke out, involving the Grue attempting to eat everyone and Captain Obvious stating known facts already, like how Jews really suck. After a few days, the game was improvised and made official. It is now the official strategy of President Bush.
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