Donnie McClurkin is as un-gay as Tom Cruise, but unlike Mr. Cruise, he sings about it. You see, ever since Mr. McClurkin quit the gherkin, he has become a successful gospel singer! He has been invited to sing at several political rallies, most recently the Values Voters Summit a gig he was able to snag because he knows the value of going cold turkey on gayness. Barack Hussein Obama agrees with him! This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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