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| - Firestar (narrator): Ahem, ahem! Today we are debating if Crowfeather should mate with Leafpool! And...action! Leafpool: But I love you Crowfeather! Crowfeather: Ugh, get away from me! Those kits are yours and yours only! My mate is Nightcloud. Nightcloud: Uh-huh!! Crowd: o.0 Firestar: Ooh, the two lovers are fighting! Spottedleaf: No Leafpool! Follow your heart! (disappears) Cinderheart: But Leafpool's a med cat! She can't date! Lionblaze: Yeah! Nightcloud: I'm Crowfeather's mate! Stop trying to steal the spotlight, missy she-cat! Firestar: The other cats are taking sides! Breezepelt: My dad is Crowfeather and my mom is Nightcloud! Tigerstar (swooping into the scene from Dark Forest): CROWFEATHER!!! Follow your #)$(@)#($ing heart! (disappears) Crowfeather: @)#(!@)$*(#*$(%&!(#*$(#@*($*!)@($)@$#*)!@#$)(@)$*&(# yourself, Tigerstar! Firestar: NO CURSING, or else you'll be out of the argument! Crowfeather and Tigerstar and Breezepelt: Aw, come on! Firestar (puts on reading glasses): It's from the WARRIOR CODE, mouse-brains! Crowfeather: Whatever, tom. Leafpool: Crowfeather, listen to Firestar...please! Crowfeather: NO! Nightcloud: NO! Breezepelt: NO! Cinderheart: But... Breezepelt: NO!!! Lionblaze (trying to claw Breezepelt's pelt off): Stupid furball! Breezepelt (staring blankly): Uh...I can fight, you know. (roll offstage with Lionblaze) Firestar: Ahem, we got rid of, ahem, my Clan's best fighter, ahem. Crowd: o.0 Spottedleaf (appears again): Listen to your heart! (disappears again) Smudge (out of nowhere): Rusty! Come back! You seriously want to spend your days eating voles? Firestar (runs off with Smudge): YIPPEE! My friend! Brambleclaw: Um...sadly our narrator left with a kittypet. So Squirrelflight will take over! Squirrelflight: GO LEAFPOOL! (Nightcloud pushes her off into the instrumental pit) Brambleclaw: Um...sadly our other narrator got pushed into the pit. So Jayfeather will take over! Jayfeather: Sassy furball... Brambleclaw (pushes Jayfeather into the crowd of rogues): Sadly OUR NARRATOR GOT EATEN BY ROGUES!!!! SO RAINWHISKER WILL TAKE OVER!!!! Rainwhisker (calmly in British accent): Ahem, like, go Leafpool, like OMSC. (Crowfeather bites his neck) Brambleclaw: You know what, I'll take over! Crowfeather: But you're a bossy furball! Brambleclaw: I don't care! Brokenstar: GO CROWFEATHER! (wearing black and white cheerleader uniform and waving rabbits for WindClan around) Nightcloud: Ooh, PREY! (grabs rabbits and throws one offstage for Breezepelt.) Sorreltail: Can I have some? My kits are dying, except for Cinderheart and Poppyfrost. Nightcloud: NO! (goes crazy and stuffs rabbits down Sorreltail's throat. Leaves) Crowfeather: Brokenstar are you my supporter? Brokenstar: YES! Crowfeather: I only have ONE! Webfoot (comes out suddenly): I'm your supporter! Ashfoot (comes out too): Me too! Onestar (comes out after Ashfoot): You can't go out with a med cat! Crowfeather: WindClan! To me! (leads attack consisting of four cats. Brokenstar is lost) Brambleclaw: NEVER! ThunderClan! To me! Leafpool: Med cats! To me! Barkface: I'm coming, I'm coming! (jumps over Onestar and Brambleclaw, leading Kestrelflight) Littlecloud: ME TOO! Sorry(sniffle) but Flametail is dead. Crowfeather: I don't CARE! WindClan!
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