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| - :[Sonja smiles darkly as she locks a battered Quagmire in the trunk of his car]
:Sonja: Oh, I'm gonna clean out your trunk. Giggity
:Quagmire: That's my word, that's my word!
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:[Peter and Joe pound on the door of a storage unit while searching for Quagmire]
:Joe: Quagmire, you in there!?
:[Muffled sounds from Quagmire are heard]
:Peter: Oh, he's eating. [Shouts at the door] We'll come back when you're done eating!
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:Stewie: [to Brian] Brian, either you cooperate or I blow my Adam Levine dog whistle.
:[Cutaway to Adam Levine as the dog whistle]
:Adam Levine: Hey, my voice isn't that high.
:Stewie: [to audience viewer] It is. It is though.
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:[Peter and Brian are on the couch, fire engine alarm sounds offscreen, Brian jumps up!]
:Brian: Oh my God! Oh my God! [Brian howls] Peter! Peter! You hear that? [Brian howls] I'm matching the sound. [Brian howls, then runs around in a circle] Is what I'm doing helping?
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:Peter: [slurring] Okay, Joe, Joe, you're drunk. Okay, you're drunk. Gimme your keys. And...and I'm drunk, so I'll give you my keys. Okay, now we're both good to drive home.
:[Cut to Peter and Joe in each other's cars stopped in the middle of the road. Peter gets out of Joe's car]
:Peter: You been drinkin' tonight, sir?
:Joe: No, officer, I just had a glass of dinner with my wine.
:Peter: Okay, I'munna needja ta step outta the car an' walk a straight line, please.
:[Joe opens the car door and falls out]
:Peter: Alright, you be safe, sir. There's a lotta crazies out there tonight.
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:Peter: Oh. Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Quagmire.
:Ida: Hi, Peter. I'm a little worried about Glenn. I haven't heard from him in days. Have you seen him?
:Peter: I haven't seen anybody. I've been grounded for pinching a girl.
:Joe: Hey, are you guys talking about Quagmire? He never showed this morning, and today's the day we usually go apple picking.
:[Cutaway of Joe and Quagmire at an apple orchard]
:Joe: Get that one. Get that one. Hey, get that one. Get that one over there. No, not that one!
:Quagmire: I already got it! I can't put it back!
:Joe: Well, it's not going in the pie.
:Quagmire: Well, if you're so smart, why don't you come up here and pick them yourself!?
:Joe: Aaaaand now there's no pie at all!
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