Public schools are filled with angry, disenfranchised teachers who couldn't do anything else with an English degree; they long ago decided that, if they have to live in crappy studio apartments while eating microwave dinners in their underwear, so will everyone else. They put this sinister plan into action by teaching the children filthy lies they'll never able to use in real life, such as evolution, sex ed, and reading (fortunately, that last one never seems to stick). Worst of all, they ban prayer in the classroom — who could survive adolescence without praying you won't get an erection during a book report?
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| - Public schools are filled with angry, disenfranchised teachers who couldn't do anything else with an English degree; they long ago decided that, if they have to live in crappy studio apartments while eating microwave dinners in their underwear, so will everyone else. They put this sinister plan into action by teaching the children filthy lies they'll never able to use in real life, such as evolution, sex ed, and reading (fortunately, that last one never seems to stick). Worst of all, they ban prayer in the classroom — who could survive adolescence without praying you won't get an erection during a book report?
- Public school means different things in different countries.
- Students who attend public schools have measurable forms of retardation similar to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. However, some scientists contend this is to be expected, because the poor spend all the money they don't send to televangelists on booze. Public school students are unkempt, rowdy, oversexed and out of control. Private school kids are needless to say very jealous.
- The Public School is a public school located just north of Cronk.
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| - Public schools are filled with angry, disenfranchised teachers who couldn't do anything else with an English degree; they long ago decided that, if they have to live in crappy studio apartments while eating microwave dinners in their underwear, so will everyone else. They put this sinister plan into action by teaching the children filthy lies they'll never able to use in real life, such as evolution, sex ed, and reading (fortunately, that last one never seems to stick). Worst of all, they ban prayer in the classroom — who could survive adolescence without praying you won't get an erection during a book report?
- Public school means different things in different countries.
- Students who attend public schools have measurable forms of retardation similar to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. However, some scientists contend this is to be expected, because the poor spend all the money they don't send to televangelists on booze. Public school students are unkempt, rowdy, oversexed and out of control. Private school kids are needless to say very jealous.
- The Public School is a public school located just north of Cronk.
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