Vespers an evening prayer service in the Catholic religion. After being bitten by a Jarvey and talking to the Friar about a "talking Ferret", Brother Benedict, a Franciscan monk from Worcestershire during the Middle Ages, was excused from the Vespers, as his nose was still swollen and bloody.
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| - Vespers an evening prayer service in the Catholic religion. After being bitten by a Jarvey and talking to the Friar about a "talking Ferret", Brother Benedict, a Franciscan monk from Worcestershire during the Middle Ages, was excused from the Vespers, as his nose was still swollen and bloody.
- Vespers (εσπερινός) is first service of the Daily Cycle of divine services celebrated in the Orthodox Church. Because the liturgical day begins at sunset, Vespers is traditionally served in the early evening. For many parishes, Vespers is the principal evening service.
- Mount Vespasius gives us the word vesper, which is Greek and means something so infinitely complicated that no one understands it. One guy understood it, but his head exploded when he tried to explain it. On the slopes of this great mountain the Greeks forbidded each other to speak loudly. They feared that the evil mountain catamites would hear them and cast some +3 damage spells on them. And they were right. Those people should have kept their voices down. Now Stonehenge is famous and King Arthur is dead. Very funny, how much fickle is fame.
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| - Mount Vespasius gives us the word vesper, which is Greek and means something so infinitely complicated that no one understands it. One guy understood it, but his head exploded when he tried to explain it. On the slopes of this great mountain the Greeks forbidded each other to speak loudly. They feared that the evil mountain catamites would hear them and cast some +3 damage spells on them. And they were right. For example, all of a sudden some people in Pompeii started yelling because they were stupid. Five minutes later Mount Vespasius buried all the Pompadours in volcano ashes. Later some diggers found these people curled up at the bottom of their ash holes. Seeing those curled-up dead people was a very parenthetic thing. Those people should have kept their voices down. The emperor Vespuvian ruled Rome from 69 to 79 AD. He gives us the Roman word vesper, and although it is a different word from the Greek one it means the same thing. Emperor Vespuvian could not talk loudly because he had a really quiet voice. He ordered the invasion of Britain, quietly, which brought vespers to notable Britons like King Arthur and sheep. But the Druids did not like vespering so they made Stonehenge. Nobody noticed for 1500 years, however. Now Stonehenge is famous and King Arthur is dead. Very funny, how much fickle is fame.
- Vespers an evening prayer service in the Catholic religion. After being bitten by a Jarvey and talking to the Friar about a "talking Ferret", Brother Benedict, a Franciscan monk from Worcestershire during the Middle Ages, was excused from the Vespers, as his nose was still swollen and bloody.
- Vespers (εσπερινός) is first service of the Daily Cycle of divine services celebrated in the Orthodox Church. Because the liturgical day begins at sunset, Vespers is traditionally served in the early evening. For many parishes, Vespers is the principal evening service.
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