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Phillip Huge "19 Incha" Rubbabitch later changed to Phil "No Fill" Rudd, is the current drummer for legendary hard rock act AC/DC, as well as current Prime Minister of Australia. Rudd has thumped out many of the known hits of AC/DC since the days when night clubs were known as roller discos and gotten kicks out of raising taxes on beer so he can consume more of it for himself while flying pissed (drunk) in his many helicopters he flies down close enough to beaches to blow clothing off sunbathing women. From an early age Phil loved to bang things, ever since he entered the world by humping his way through his mother's belly button and smacked the doctor in the face while threatening to shove that thermometer up the nurses arse if she didn't piss off with that thermometer and get him a smoke

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  • Phillip Huge "19 Incha" Rubbabitch later changed to Phil "No Fill" Rudd, is the current drummer for legendary hard rock act AC/DC, as well as current Prime Minister of Australia. Rudd has thumped out many of the known hits of AC/DC since the days when night clubs were known as roller discos and gotten kicks out of raising taxes on beer so he can consume more of it for himself while flying pissed (drunk) in his many helicopters he flies down close enough to beaches to blow clothing off sunbathing women. From an early age Phil loved to bang things, ever since he entered the world by humping his way through his mother's belly button and smacked the doctor in the face while threatening to shove that thermometer up the nurses arse if she didn't piss off with that thermometer and get him a smoke
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  • Phillip Huge "19 Incha" Rubbabitch later changed to Phil "No Fill" Rudd, is the current drummer for legendary hard rock act AC/DC, as well as current Prime Minister of Australia. Rudd has thumped out many of the known hits of AC/DC since the days when night clubs were known as roller discos and gotten kicks out of raising taxes on beer so he can consume more of it for himself while flying pissed (drunk) in his many helicopters he flies down close enough to beaches to blow clothing off sunbathing women. From an early age Phil loved to bang things, ever since he entered the world by humping his way through his mother's belly button and smacked the doctor in the face while threatening to shove that thermometer up the nurses arse if she didn't piss off with that thermometer and get him a smoke to suck on right away. Phil grew up in Melbourne Australia where he quoted as, "Beautiful one day, shithouse the rest" to the time he was 17 when he stopped beating up the little old ladies at the bingo hall and decided beating the shit out of a drum kit might earn him more dough (money). He hung with a tough crowd, and always ready for a brawl, and he and his high school sweetheart, Angry Anderson put together a rock 'n' roll band to show the streets how to play like a real rock n roller than the crap that Molly Meldrum was ramming down everyone's necks on Countdown. They called their band "Buster Brown," which is more remembered today as "Ya know that band Phil was in with that bald guy from Rose Tattoo?" to which gets a typical Aussie reply of "Naught" (pronunciation: nut - translation: nope). The name came from their agent telling them to tone down the name as they could not market a group called "I'll break your shitter open if you keep looking at me, cunt." Buster Brown toured the pubs of Melbourne for a short period before they were banned from playing anywhere for always turning up to a gig and gangbanging the bouncers before playing a number. Some nights they gangbanged the whole bar and forgot to play anything before starting brawls and punching on with anyone who wanted to fight with them. One of the biggest riots they caused was the night they burned down the "Star Hotel" and blamed it on Jimmy Barnes & Cold Chisel It was at that time that authorities had to break the group up, labeling them as misfit degenerates with low self esteem and commitment issues. Angry Anderson went and formed another band called Rose Tattoo while Phil was arrested for assault with a battery which he inserted up a young Steve Irwin's rectum for excessive use of the word "Crikey," which is perfectly understandable in anyone's opinion, but he did six months jail for it. Phil did his time in prison, and on release, found that Angry Anderson had been cheating on him and left him for another drummer in a group called "Rose Tattoo" in which Anderson was now the lead singer. When finding out another man was thumping away from behind the group, Phil's heart broke into a million pieces. Phil became bitter and angry about it, and vowed he would find a band that he could bang behind that would bang harder then any back banger in a band could.
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