In order to achieve the flying fuck, the two partners must first grow magnificent, feathery wings. This can be accomplished through fasting and meditation. The wings may take up to eight months to grow. Winged individuals often find that the left-wing is loopy, making references to rights, liberal lefts, and it is fine with going both ways, while the right-wing is soft and snuggly violent and difficult to control. Once both partners have their wings, they ascend into the sky and fuck like the human race is endangered. Concentration is key at this point, lest the two participants forget to flap continuously and the flying fuck degenerates into the often fatal 36th Kama Sutra position, generally known as the "crash landing fuck" (aka the "Human Pizza" and "The Slow Death Rattle of Patadravya
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| - In order to achieve the flying fuck, the two partners must first grow magnificent, feathery wings. This can be accomplished through fasting and meditation. The wings may take up to eight months to grow. Winged individuals often find that the left-wing is loopy, making references to rights, liberal lefts, and it is fine with going both ways, while the right-wing is soft and snuggly violent and difficult to control. Once both partners have their wings, they ascend into the sky and fuck like the human race is endangered. Concentration is key at this point, lest the two participants forget to flap continuously and the flying fuck degenerates into the often fatal 36th Kama Sutra position, generally known as the "crash landing fuck" (aka the "Human Pizza" and "The Slow Death Rattle of Patadravya
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| - In order to achieve the flying fuck, the two partners must first grow magnificent, feathery wings. This can be accomplished through fasting and meditation. The wings may take up to eight months to grow. Winged individuals often find that the left-wing is loopy, making references to rights, liberal lefts, and it is fine with going both ways, while the right-wing is soft and snuggly violent and difficult to control. Once both partners have their wings, they ascend into the sky and fuck like the human race is endangered. Concentration is key at this point, lest the two participants forget to flap continuously and the flying fuck degenerates into the often fatal 36th Kama Sutra position, generally known as the "crash landing fuck" (aka the "Human Pizza" and "The Slow Death Rattle of Patadravya the Idiot"). A variation of the position is the "flying wank", which is self-explanatory.
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