They can often be identified by the spiderwebs crudely drawn with eyeliner on the side of their faces. They are often mistaken for the Hindenburg or other dirigible aircraft and their appearance may surprise you. Avert your eyes though... they can swallow your soul. Make sure you do not have any visible flesh when in the presence of a butter troll... they will promptly swallow your physical entity. Things to do to avoid being eaten by a butter troll include: wearing a burka, covering yourself in vegetables, or dressing up as a unicorn; the hate unicorns....
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