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| - According to TIME, it will be released "six weeks after vampire craze dies out". Hopefully it will be the last movie based off the fanfiction created by Stephenie Meyer. Unless, you know, the master script gets leaked on the Internet and everyone's "too sad" to keep filming or something. That would be just wonderful awful. If Smeyer is expecting this to be like the first two premiers, she's in for some major chagrin. As you can see, the trailer thumbnail shows a grouchy-looking Bella with her stalker twu luv. Edward appears to be about to yawn, or maybe he's just sleepwalking his way through the trailer (again). This is the most boring trailer in the history of the world. Let's hope the movie is more exciting. kinogallery.com_eclipse_poster_35.jpg|"Look at me, I am sooo SPESHUL and I have two SPESHUL bodyguards" eclipse-poster-movie.jpg|Zoofilia anyone? twilight_saga_eclipse.jpg|The werewolf-mafia with bad photoshop cullenposterG.jpg|The pixipire sect with worse photoshop (By the way, as you can see in the posters, the film is going to be in IMAX (3D) and Emmett's new haircut is awful SPARKLETASTIC!!!1!one! Also Jasper can be seen creeping in the background, still looking constipated.)
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