Rykov was born in Middle of Nowhere, U. S. of A. to a 13th century poet named Edward Scissor Hands and Benjamin Franklin. Being only 4 years old he was naturally attracted to bombs and radioactive materials. He soon won most inter-county science fairs with his human projectile launcher and Radium-222 isotope bomb. He was so busy manufacturing bombs he often forget to go to school and ended up with mid-90 marks. The United States around this time really detested smart kids, and especially kids with foolish names like Rykov, they preferred something like Lee Harvey Oswald, or Genghis Khan. Having spent all his money on bomb supplies, he couldn't afford university tuition, so he accepted a scholarship to Russia to enroll in the Tsar's Finest Medieval Ages Style Russian Education University of
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| - Rykov was born in Middle of Nowhere, U. S. of A. to a 13th century poet named Edward Scissor Hands and Benjamin Franklin. Being only 4 years old he was naturally attracted to bombs and radioactive materials. He soon won most inter-county science fairs with his human projectile launcher and Radium-222 isotope bomb. He was so busy manufacturing bombs he often forget to go to school and ended up with mid-90 marks. The United States around this time really detested smart kids, and especially kids with foolish names like Rykov, they preferred something like Lee Harvey Oswald, or Genghis Khan. Having spent all his money on bomb supplies, he couldn't afford university tuition, so he accepted a scholarship to Russia to enroll in the Tsar's Finest Medieval Ages Style Russian Education University of
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| - Rykov was born in Middle of Nowhere, U. S. of A. to a 13th century poet named Edward Scissor Hands and Benjamin Franklin. Being only 4 years old he was naturally attracted to bombs and radioactive materials. He soon won most inter-county science fairs with his human projectile launcher and Radium-222 isotope bomb. He was so busy manufacturing bombs he often forget to go to school and ended up with mid-90 marks. The United States around this time really detested smart kids, and especially kids with foolish names like Rykov, they preferred something like Lee Harvey Oswald, or Genghis Khan. Having spent all his money on bomb supplies, he couldn't afford university tuition, so he accepted a scholarship to Russia to enroll in the Tsar's Finest Medieval Ages Style Russian Education University of St. Petersburg" or TFMARUSB for short. Rykov realized shortly he could not deny his passion for bombs, he dropped schooling and joined his russian pals in a soccer team called the Bolsheviks. His death involved an overdose of plutonium and semen combined making the aptly named "Genetic Synthetic."
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