The primary reason the war was declared was the outbreak of the foodborn illness called Elf Cauliflower (commonly abbreviated as E.Coli) in the United States. A total of three people died. After months of intensive research, scientists concluded that their deaths had been caused by the victims eating tainted spinach. They traced the exact cause of death to a 50-acre farm in Armpit, California. When the owner of the farm, Billy Jim Toaster, was asked what might have caused the outbreak, he said: "well, it might have been because of bacteria left behind by grazing deer, or it could have been caused by pesticides absorbed by the plants, or it might have been caused by acid rain, or it could just be because I regularly water my plants with moose urine."
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| - The primary reason the war was declared was the outbreak of the foodborn illness called Elf Cauliflower (commonly abbreviated as E.Coli) in the United States. A total of three people died. After months of intensive research, scientists concluded that their deaths had been caused by the victims eating tainted spinach. They traced the exact cause of death to a 50-acre farm in Armpit, California. When the owner of the farm, Billy Jim Toaster, was asked what might have caused the outbreak, he said: "well, it might have been because of bacteria left behind by grazing deer, or it could have been caused by pesticides absorbed by the plants, or it might have been caused by acid rain, or it could just be because I regularly water my plants with moose urine."
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| - The primary reason the war was declared was the outbreak of the foodborn illness called Elf Cauliflower (commonly abbreviated as E.Coli) in the United States. A total of three people died. After months of intensive research, scientists concluded that their deaths had been caused by the victims eating tainted spinach. They traced the exact cause of death to a 50-acre farm in Armpit, California. When the owner of the farm, Billy Jim Toaster, was asked what might have caused the outbreak, he said: "well, it might have been because of bacteria left behind by grazing deer, or it could have been caused by pesticides absorbed by the plants, or it might have been caused by acid rain, or it could just be because I regularly water my plants with moose urine."
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