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| - (episode opens up on Hildy and Grim doing their evil plan) Hildy: (laughs) Goodbye, Queen Delightful. Goodbye, 7D! (starts a flame) Jollywood is mine! Delightful: Aren't you going to say goodbye to Lord Starchbottom? Or Sir Yipsalot? Or, what about Squire Peckington? He loves a fond farewell. Hildy: (slaps head) Ugh, we should've used a shorter fuse. Grumpy: You may be wondering how we got ourselves into this mess. Delightful: Well, it all started when I was craving a nice, cold beverage. (cut to flashback, Lord Starchbottom is seen carrying a big, heavy cube, Queen Delightful tries to fit the cube) Delightful: It won't fit! (sighs) If only there was a way to turn this giant block of ice into cubes that would fit in the glass! (cut to the 7D, Delightful, and Starchbottom along with Hildy and Grim) Happy: So Doc invented just the thing! (cut to Doc's invention) Doc: I call it the Chilly-Frosty-Icey-Thingamacube. Grumpy: Catchy. You'd of thought he'd call it an ice cube machine. (ice gets thrown into Queen Delightful's water glass) Delightful: Ooh! Ice thingamacubes! (drinks water) Cold, and refreshing. (Chilly-Frosty-Icey-Thingamacube goes unstable) Doc: Wa-oh. (three ice cubes end up in Grumpy's pants) Grumpy: ♪ Ooh-ooh-aaa-aaa-ooh-ooh-aaa, ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh-aaa-aaa-ooh-ooh-aaa, ♪ ♪ Aaa,ooh-aaa-aaa-ooh-ooh-aaa ♪ Delightful: Ohh, Grumpy! I didn't know you were such a fancy dancer! Oh, what do you call it? Grumpy: Ice......in My Pants! (shakes out ice cubes through left pant leg) Delightful: Ice in My Pants? Well, that's a strange name for a dance. (cut to Hildy and Grim again) Grumpy: And we thought that was the end of that, but it wasn't. (cut to an image of Delightful meditating) Grumpy: In the middle of her moonlight meditation... Delightful: Ooo-eee-ooo-eee. Ice-thingamagooey. (snaps out of meditation) There I go thinking about it again! I need to ring the Bing-Bong Bell to call the 7D. (rings Bing-Bong Bell) (the 7D drift down using balloons) The 7D: Heigh-ho! (Grumpy gets stuck in a tree) Grumpy: Oh, whoa. A little help. (balloon pops, Grumpy falls) Oof! Happy: 7D at Your Majesty's service. Delightful: Oh, good. I can't stop thinking about Grumpy's Ice in My Pants dance. And I try to bust his move, but I can't remember what goes after "ooo-ooo-aaa-ooo-ooo-ooo-aaa!". Now, show me again. Please, Grumpy. Grumpy: Oh, for the love of thingamacubes. (Dopey gives him ice cubes) ♪ Ooo-ooo-aaa-aaa-ooo-ooo-aaa! ♪ ♪ Ooo-ooo-aaa-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-aaa! ♪ (Song: Let's Do the 7D Dance!) Happy: ♪ Ohhh, do a jumping jack ♪ ♪ For a very good reason ♪ ♪ There's ice down your back ♪ ♪ And whoa, it's freezin'! ♪ ♪ Spin around twice ♪ ♪ And commence the sneezin' ♪ Sneezy: Achoo! (sneezes himself away) Happy: ♪ You're doin' the 7D dance! ♪ ♪ Put your arms straight out, ♪ ♪ Now, you're sleepwalkin' ♪ ♪ Pop up with a shout ♪ ♪ It's a little shocking ♪ ♪ More ice out, ♪ ♪ 'Cause everybody's talkin' ♪ ♪ Bout doin' the 7D dance! ♪ Happy and background singer: ♪ Oh, whoopty schmoodily doo, yeah! ♪ ♪ Whoopty schmoodily doo ♪ Happy: ♪ It's the only dance ♪ ♪ That puts ice down your pants ♪ ♪ Whoopty-schmoodily doo ♪ (song ends) Delightful: Wow. You've really got something! Grumpy: Yeah, frozen buns! (shakes out ice; sighs) Delightful: Frozen Buns? Now, that's a strange name for a dance. Wait! I know what to call it. (Cut to Delightful announcing the dance in front of Jollywood) Delightful: My dear Jollywoodians, the 7D Dance! (Song: Let's Do the 7D Dance!) Happy: ♪ It's seven little steps, ♪ ♪ We'll all agree ♪ ♪ Seven little steps, ♪ ♪ That's all you need ♪ ♪ Just give these ♪ ♪ Seven little steps a chance ♪ ♪ And you'll be doin' the 7D dance ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step one! ♪ Happy: ♪ It's jumping jacks! ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step two! ♪ Happy: ♪ Reach around your back ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step three! ♪ Happy: ♪ You spin around ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step four! ♪ Happy: ♪ Make a sneezing sound! ♪ Sneezy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-ACCHHOOOOO! Background singer: ♪ Step five! ♪ Happy: ♪ Do the Sleepy walk ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step six! ♪ Bashful: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Happy: ♪ Do the pop and shock ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step seven! ♪ Happy: ♪ Oh, we need more ice, Doc ♪ ♪ Now, you're doin' the 7D dance ♪ Happy and background singer: ♪ Oh, whoopty schmoodily doo, yeah! ♪ ♪ Whoopty schmoodily doo ♪ Happy: ♪ With ice down your pants ♪ ♪ Do the 7D Dance ♪ ♪ Whoopty-schmoodily doo ♪ (song ends) (crowd cheers) Grumpy: I don't get it. What's the big deal? Delightful: Well, it's the latest greatest dance craze ever to hit Jollywood. That's what it is. (cut to the Glooms and the 7D) Happy: Tell 'em what happened next, Grumpy. Grumpy: Oh, yeah. The 7D Dance caught on. Everybody everywhere started doin' it. (cut to flashback in Jollywood) Happy: ♪ Aw, bop, ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Aw, aw, aw! ♪ ♪ Bop, ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop, ♪ ♪ Doin' the 7D Dance! ♪/ ♪ Doin' the 7D Dance! ♪ ♪ Doin' the 7D Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaance! ♪ Background singer: Yeah! Grumpy: We became rock stars overnight. Happy: We were more popular than pickles! (citizens are heard screaming through town; Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, and Happy eat pickles) (cut to the Glooms and the 7D) Grumpy: Things got so out of control, the Queen decided we needed a manager. (cut to Starchbottom) Starchbottom: Well, as manager of the 7D, the first thing I did was change my name to Swifty LeStarch. Then, I came up with some very cool 7D merchandise; bobbleheads, (camera zooms out) Grumpy pants. And, I was also personally responsible for getting my clients a bucket-load of paid endorsements. (cut to Grumpy) Grumpy: I don't always eat cheese. But when I do, I eat cheese from the Jollywood Cheese Shop. (cut to the 7D's cottage, Dopey peeks through a hole) Girl: The 7D! Crowd: 7D! 7D! 7D! Sev... (cut to the Glooms and the 7D) Grumpy: But, we never once let all that celebrity go to our heads. (cut to a song) Background singer: ♪ Yeah! ♪ ♪ Ugh! Here we go now! ♪ ♪ Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho. ♪ ♪ Heigh-ho, now! ♪ (scene ends on Doc's tooth sparkling with "7D" written in yellow on his teeth) (cut to the Glooms and the 7D) Grumpy: Which brings us to how we got tricked by the Glooms and ended up on this rocket. Grim: I'll take it from here. Hildy dug up a nifty plan to capture the Queen. (in a flashback, Hildy and Grim are seen making a hole on the bed Delightful does her meditation) Grim: (starts dancing) ♪ Bop. ♪ Hildy: Huh? Grim: ♪ Ba-da-bop-ba-da-bop ♪ Hildy: You're doing the 7D Dance too?! Grim: ♪ Bop! ♪ (stops dancing) Whoo! I can't help it. It's catchy. Hildy: Grim, the Queen will be here in seconds. Grim: Yeah, but what if she doesn't show up? Hildy: Oh, yes, she will. I know her every move, and she has never once missed her moonlight meditation in all these years I've been tracking her. She's a sitting duck sitting up here all alone on her serenity sit-upon. (puts Delightful's seat on the bed) I've dug a hole under it. And, when the Queen sits down, she'll fall straight through it all the way (looks in hole) to the center of the Earth. Never to be seen again. Grim: Cha, girl. You've been workin' overtime. Hildy: (hears Queen Delightful) Hide. (Grim and her hide behind a tree) Delightful: Ooo-eee-ooo-eee. Yip-yip-ooo-eee. (stands on bed) Inner calm. Hildy: She's about to plop her bum down. She'll be gone forever and I'll be Queen! Delightful: Ooo-eee-ooo-eee-yip-yip. (makes a few movements and somehow doesn't fall into the hole Hildy and Grim dug up) Wait! Before I go into a semi-conscious meditative state, let's do the 7D Dance! Happy: ♪ Oh, whoopty-schmoodily doo, hey! ♪ Grumpy: Let's get this over with. Happy: ♪ Whoopty-schmoodily doo ♪ (Starchbottom puts ice in Grumpy's pants) Happy: ♪ With ice in your pants, ♪ ♪ Do the 7D Dance ♪ [{note}} Oh, whoopty schmoodily-doo! ♪ ♪ Aw, bop, ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ (during the following lines:) Grim: Wow, that sure is a swell dance. Hildy: That dance ruined everything! (falls in the hole) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Grim: Hildy go down the hole. (cut to the rocket) Grim: But, did that stop my Hildy-Wildy? No, she came up with a new plan to get rid of the Queen and the 7D. (cut to the cottage) Sneezy: Achoo! It seems like all our screaming fans have hit the road, huh? Grumpy: Yeah, maybe the dance craze is dyin' out. (horn honks) Grumpy: Uh, I spoke too soon. (cut to the outside of the cottage) Happy: Whoa, get a load of this! Grumpy: That's a sweet-lookin' ride, Doc. Doc: I didn't do it. Hildy: We did! Surprise! I'm Bussie, your tour guide! Grim: And I'm Driving. I get to drive. Hildy: Hop on board and we'll take you to your next show! Delightful: A Whimsical 7D Tour! Bashful: (nervous) On tour, with Queen Delightful? G-g-g-gosh. Gee. Golly. (the 7D hop on board) Hildy: Fasten your seat belts, superstars! (song: "Whimsical 7D Tour") (Happy starts singing) Happy: ♪ Come along for a ride ♪ Background singer: ♪ Come on! ♪ Happy: ♪ It's The Whimsical 7D Tour ♪ Background singer: ♪ La-la-la-yeah! ♪ Happy: ♪ Bussie here is our guide ♪ Hildy: That's me. Happy: ♪ On The Whimsical 7D Tour ♪ Background singer: ♪ La-la-la, ooh ♪ Happy: ♪ What a wonderful time we will have ♪ Everybody say "heigh-ho!". 6D: ♪ Heigh-ho! ♪ Happy: ♪ It's a whooptical, schmootical, dooptical 7D Tour! ♪ (song ends) Grumpy: Where are we goin', anyway? Hildy: To a place where you can really launch your careers! Grumpy: Oh, yeah? What's the catch? Hildy: Ahahahaha! You are. (turns back into Hildy) 7D: It's the Glooms! (the bus gets turned into a rocket, everyone on board gasps as Grim locks them in) Hildy: Ahahahahahaha! (lights a fuse on the rocket) (cut to the present) Grumpy: And now, you know how we got ourselves into this mess. (the rocket launches, everybody screams) Hildy: I did it! I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it! I got rid of the Queen, and bonus, the 7D! (her and Grim start flying on their brooms) I'm Queen of Jollywood! Grim: Whoo-hoo! Hildy: Yoo-hoo! Jollywoodians! The Queen and the 7D are gone forever! And they've taken their one-hit wonder song and dance with them. Jollywoodian: So, what does that mean? Hildy: It means, I'm Queen now, and I forbid you to do the 7D Dance! Jollywoodian #2: Did she say to do the 7D Dance? Jollywoodian #3: She did! Do the 7D Dance! Hildy: No! (Song: Let's Do the 7D Dance!) Jollywoodians: ♪ Step one, ♪ ♪ It's jumping jacks ♪ ♪ Step two, ♪ ♪ Reach around your back ♪ ♪ Step three, ♪ ♪ You spin around ♪ ♪ Step four, ♪ ♪ Make a sneezing sound ♪ ♪ Step five, ♪ ♪ Do the sleepy walk ♪ ♪ Step six, ♪ ♪ Do the pop and shock ♪ ♪ Step seven, ♪ ♪ Whoa, need more ice, Doc ♪ ♪ Now, you're doin' the 7D Dance ♪ (cut to the 7D in the sky, they are heard screaming) Doc: I have an idea! If I can just reach the flight control, maybe I can change the trajectory of the rocket! (turns the rocket) That should do it! (the 7D start flying through the village) Doc: Let me see if I can unlock the seat belts! (seatbelts unlock, everyone screams while flying in the air) 7D: Heigh-ho! Doc: Look out below! (everyone lands on a hay pile for safe landing) Happy: ♪ Bop, ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Aw, aw, aw! ♪ Hildy: Stop it! Stop it! Stop dancing! (sees rocket landing) Huh? (the rocket strips Hildy and Grim of their shoes and blasts them away) (Song: Let's Do the 7D Dance!) Happy: ♪ Ohhh, do a jumping jack ♪ ♪ For a very good reason ♪ ♪ There's ice down your back ♪ ♪ And whoa, it's freezin'! ♪ ♪ Spin around twice ♪ ♪ And commence the sneezin' ♪ Sneezy: Achoo! (sneezes himself away) Happy: ♪ You're doin' the 7D dance! ♪ ♪ Put your arms straight out, ♪ ♪ Now, you're sleepwalkin' ♪ ♪ Pop up with a shout ♪ ♪ It's a little shocking ♪ ♪ More ice out, ♪ ♪ 'Cause everybody's talkin' ♪ ♪ Bout doin' the 7D dance! ♪ Happy and background singer: ♪ Oh, whoopty schmoodily doo, yeah! ♪ ♪ Whoopty schmoodily doo ♪ Happy: ♪ It's the only dance ♪ ♪ That puts ice down your pants ♪ ♪ Whoopty-schmoodily doo ♪ ♪ It's seven little steps, ♪ ♪ We'll all agree ♪ ♪ Seven little steps, ♪ ♪ That's all you need ♪ ♪ Just give these ♪ ♪ Seven little steps a chance ♪ ♪ And you'll be doin' the 7D dance ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step one! ♪ Happy: ♪ It's jumping jacks! ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step two! ♪ Happy: ♪ Reach around your back ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step three! ♪ Happy: ♪ You spin around ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step four! ♪ Happy: ♪ Make a sneezing sound! ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step five! ♪ Happy: ♪ Do the Sleepy walk ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step six! ♪ Bashful: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Happy: ♪ Do the pop and shock ♪ Background singer: ♪ Step seven! ♪ Happy: ♪ Oh, we need more ice, Doc ♪ ♪ Now, you're doin' the 7D dance ♪ Happy and background singer: ♪ Oh, whoopty schmoodily doo, yeah! ♪ ♪ Whoopty schmoodily doo ♪ Happy: ♪ With ice down your pants ♪ ♪ Do the 7D Dance ♪ ♪ Whoopty-schmoodily doo ♪ ♪ Aw, aw, aw! ♪ ♪ Bop, ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop bop ♪ ♪ Ba-ba-ba-badop, ♪ ♪ Doin' the 7D Dance! ♪/ ♪ Doin' the 7D Dance! ♪ ♪ Doin' the 7D Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaance! ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪ (episode ends)
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