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| - Bipolar Girl's most exciting personal bests are when she imagines she is under attack, which happens like clockwork throughout the day. She will then either defend herself against the imaginary enemy, insult them as her brain mirrors her own activity on to them, or reports them to the police. "Lyndon Johnson is sitting in a car in front of my house, and I know he wants to kill me!" either becomes "I'll get him before he gets me" or, "Don't Tonkin Gulf me asshole" or "911, what is your emergency?" This propels her into the adrenaline high she seeks, which she willingly and hatefully shares with those around her who stay a few minutes to enjoy the show. First ones free.
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| - Bipolar Girl's most exciting personal bests are when she imagines she is under attack, which happens like clockwork throughout the day. She will then either defend herself against the imaginary enemy, insult them as her brain mirrors her own activity on to them, or reports them to the police. "Lyndon Johnson is sitting in a car in front of my house, and I know he wants to kill me!" either becomes "I'll get him before he gets me" or, "Don't Tonkin Gulf me asshole" or "911, what is your emergency?" This propels her into the adrenaline high she seeks, which she willingly and hatefully shares with those around her who stay a few minutes to enjoy the show. First ones free. In short, the promise of Bipolar Girl is that she will do whatever she can to cause things to revolve around herself. That's why she's so hot, she really really really enjoys the attention. And when she kicks into third gear, as she did when she was Jehanne d'Arc, not only did she save France but caused so much trouble with her lunatic ravings that the unimaginative cretans in the Catholic church char-broiled her just for the light. Jehanne d'Arc: Bipolar Girl on fire metaphorically, literally, and between the sheets.
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