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| - Drew: (lifts up the fork) C'mon, Angelica. Give your broccoli a big taste. Angelica: NO! Drew: Just a little taste of the food? Angelica: (sobs) NO! Drew: If you don't eat your broccoli, I'm calling the police. Angelica: No police yet, daddy! IT'S NOT EXTREMELY FAIR!! (throws the plate, and bursts into tears) Drew: That's it, daughter! You're punished for 15 years! Angelica: (wailing) But, daddy... (The next morning...) Lawyer: (knocks on door) Drew: Come in. Lawyer: (opens door) Oh, Mr. Pickles. You've punished Angelica to her room for 15 years. Tom and Jerry: Yes, Mr. Pickles! (Nine minutes later...)
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| - Drew: (lifts up the fork) C'mon, Angelica. Give your broccoli a big taste. Angelica: NO! Drew: Just a little taste of the food? Angelica: (sobs) NO! Drew: If you don't eat your broccoli, I'm calling the police. Angelica: No police yet, daddy! IT'S NOT EXTREMELY FAIR!! (throws the plate, and bursts into tears) Drew: That's it, daughter! You're punished for 15 years! Angelica: (wailing) But, daddy... (The next morning...) Lawyer: (knocks on door) Drew: Come in. Lawyer: (opens door) Oh, Mr. Pickles. You've punished Angelica to her room for 15 years. Drew: (picks up the phone) Hello?! It's me, Drew! The father of Angelica! Police officers Tom and Jerry, send Angelica in jail. Tom and Jerry: Yes, Mr. Pickles! (Nine minutes later...) Angelica: I'll never try my broccoli ever again. Jerry: Freeze! What are YOOOOOOUUUU doing in HEEEEERRRE!!!?!??!!? Angelica: Nothing. (gets shrunk into mouse-size) Jerry: Oh, Angelica. You're tiny just like me. Angelica: (in high-pitched voice) HEEEEELP!!!! I'M SHRUNK! HELP! HELP! I'M VERY TINY!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jerry: Gee whiz. Tom: Let's go back to the office. Jerry: Okay, Tom. Angelica: (still screaming and running) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... (15 years later...) Angelica: (who is 18 years old) ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (stops screaming then grows herself back to normal size) Whew! What a relief. Now I can eat my broccoli on my own. (chomps on two forkfuls of broccoli and watches TV) Narrator: (on TV) And now it's time for... Star Wars: Han Solo VS Greedo! Han Solo: Excuse me, Greedo? Greedo: Yes, Solo. (shoots Han with his gun) I've won! I've won! Angelica: Boy, I'm the greatest teenager girl of them all. (end)
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