About: Tofu (alternate)

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After the ingredients are put together in a large washtub, a black child is added and then all of it is mashed up in a big mixing bowl, which is called a microwave (that is set to "popcorn"). When the outside of the black kid is fully cooked, which is never known because of its swarthiness, all of the mix is thrown into another giant tub. Then, copious amounts of water are poured into the tub. Since black people can't take baths, the water starts a giant energy reaction that creates the tofu.

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rdfs:label	Tofu (alternate)
rdfs:comment	After the ingredients are put together in a large washtub, a black child is added and then all of it is mashed up in a big mixing bowl, which is called a microwave (that is set to "popcorn"). When the outside of the black kid is fully cooked, which is never known because of its swarthiness, all of the mix is thrown into another giant tub. Then, copious amounts of water are poured into the tub. Since black people can't take baths, the water starts a giant energy reaction that creates the tofu.
dcterms:subject	Weapons of Mass Destruction Categories Flapjack Toppings
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abstract	After the ingredients are put together in a large washtub, a black child is added and then all of it is mashed up in a big mixing bowl, which is called a microwave (that is set to "popcorn"). When the outside of the black kid is fully cooked, which is never known because of its swarthiness, all of the mix is thrown into another giant tub. Then, copious amounts of water are poured into the tub. Since black people can't take baths, the water starts a giant energy reaction that creates the tofu. However, many people are just beginning to realize other ways to create these ultimate killing machines, but they all usually involve trying to make tofu evolve, which basically creates a new evolutionary path where once there was naught. These people are called commies because they wish to change the foundations that America rests upon! Yes, America's future depends on tofu! That's why you're reading this, right? If America loses its tofu industry, we'll have to resort to using tofu to kill people. Have you seen the kill-to-notkill ratio of tofu?

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