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  • :[Roger, Stan, Betty and Francine all hold hands] :Roger: God, are you there? It's me, Tom Yabo. [closes his eyes] I just wanna say thank you for sending me such an amazing woman and unbelievably generous lover. I mean, her giving to receiving ratio is like 3-1 minimum. Amen. So, Stan, how was work today? :[Betty hands him sweet potatoes] :Stan: Fine. :Betty: Stan, you speak up and look at Tom when he asks you a question. :Stan: [louder] It was fine, okay?! [spits out his sweet potatoes] :Betty: Stan, Tom worked really hard on this meal. :Stan: Well, it's gross and I don't like it. :Roger: Come on, champ. Give it another try. :Stan: SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! [knocks over the table and walks out] :Betty: Stan! ---- :Betty: Stan, I'm able to live on my own. This is all so necessary. :Stan: No mom, the Golden Globes are unnecessary. Chelsea Handler's career is unnecessary. Tucson, Arizona? Unnecessary. :[cut to a shot of Tucson, Arizona] :Voice-Over: Congratualtions, Tucson! You've been dadded! :[the word "Dadded" is then stamped] :Voice-Over: Nobody's safe. ---- :Roger: Do think things between us will go back to the way they usually are next week? :Stan: I sure hope so. ---- :Stan: Let me break it down for you son; family is your siblings, your kids, or most importantly people who you have physically been inside, sexually or as a fetus.
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