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| - IGNORING ALL-STARS Episode 1: Truth or Dare Chris: Welcome to the 6th season of Total Drama! We rounded up the 51 teens for more torture. Look, here they come! (A cruise ship releases everyone) Alejandro: Ah, It's great to be back. Gwen: Are you kidding me? This sucks! Samey: I agree with you. Amy: No, you can only agree with me! Chris: All right the teams will be...the Males and the Females! Now we're going to play Truth or Dare. Get 3 points to win. Lie or fail the dare and you lose a point. Now first...Rodney. Rodney: Truth! Chris: Are you in a relationship? Rodney: Of course. Chris: Wrong. The Males have -1. Now, Heather. Heather: Uh, truth. Chris: Do you like Alejandro? Heather: All right I do! (Everyone gasps) Heather: But I'll still crush him! Chris: Okay then, Owen. Owen: Um, truth. Chris: Owen, how many pounds do you way. Owen: 296.7! Chris: Correct. Now Jo. Jo: Dare! Chris: Run around Pahkitew Island in 1 hour. (30 minutes later) Chris: You did it in half the time! That's double the points so I guess the Females win. Males, I'll see you by the campfire. (5 hours later) Chris: All right, the final two is Rodney, for losing a challenge, and Alejandro, because who likes that guy! The final marshmallow goes to..........Ale! Alejandro: Don't call the that. Chris: I'll call you whatever I want. Alejandro: I'll punch your face in! Chris: That's it, for arguing with me, Ale is eliminated. Alejandro: No! (Alejandro gets sent away by the Cannon of Shame) Chris: Find out who gets eliminated next in Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 2: Building Time Cody: Oh yeah Ale's gone! Heather: I kinda miss his eyes, his nose, his.. Leshawna: Oh shut up! Chris: Okay today's challenge is to build your cabins. You'll find supplies near my mansion. Go! (B and Scarlett build the plans for the cabin while everyone else ran to the mansion. Scarlett tore B's plans as everyone came back) Jo: Ha, that was an awesome move! Dave: Uh, where are the plans. (B shook his head and Noah had to devise a new one. The Females had there's built half-way until Dakota got sick of Staci talking) Dakota: Shut up! (The cabin fell down) Jo: Oh look at what you did! Chris: It looks like the Males won! Females, I'll meet you by the campfire. (5 hours later) Chris: It looks like the final 2 is Dakota, for causing the cabin to implode, and Scarlett, for designing the poorly constructed cabin in the first place! It looks like the final marshmallow goes to.............Scarlett. Dakota: That's not fair! (Dakota turned her monster form and multiple interns had to put her in the Cannon of Shame) Sam: No! I'll miss you Dakota. (Tyler and Beardo comfort Sam as he was crying) Chris: Will Sam be okay? Find out next time on Total Drama: Full Cast Episode 3: Video Game Show Down Sam: I miss Dakota so badly! Leonard: It's okay, she was a great wizard. Sam: What? She can do magic! Leonard: Of course! How else could she have turned into that mutant! Sam: I never thought about that. You're a genius! Leonard: Ha, I already know. (Chris ordered the campers to meet by the dock through the loudspeakers) Chris: Now today will be video game themed. Harold: Totally awesome! Chris: As I was saying before Harold interrupted me, each team will pick one video game character to battle each other. Now get to choosing. Heather: Oh come on! Dakota was the only who knew stuff about video games and we all now how she turned out. Zoey: Hey, don't be so negative. I know Sam plays this game called "Incredible Mario Siblings" or something like that. Leshawna: We should pick Kratos from God of War. (Everyone stared at her) Leshawna: What? Harold keeps obsessing over that guy. (On the Male's side Duncan was holding down Harold and kicking his ass) Duncan: I freaking hate Kratos! Harold: But he's really powerful. Cameron: What about Cooking Mama? DJ: I second that. Max: How about Ganondorf? He's evil! Noah: Did the villain wannabe say something intelligent for once? Chris: Times up! So we built robot versions of Kratos and Ganondorf. Let's see them fight! (Kratos slammed his blades into Ganondorf. The villain laughed and turned into a giant beast. He ran over Kratos, completely destroying his robotic body) Chris: Aw great, where did he go? We'll find him later but first the Females but be eliminated. (5 hours later) Chris: It's down to Heather and Leshawna. The final marshmallow goes to........Heather! Heather: Yes, in your face! Leshawna: I'll strangle you! (Interns held Leshawna back and threw her into the Cannon of Shame) Harold: I'll see you later, my goddess! Chris: So what are we gonna do about Ganon? Find out next time on Total Drama: Full Cast Episode 4: Catching Ganon (Brick and Jo were doing a morning run when they heard something in the bushes) Jo: Who's there? Brick: It must be Ganon. We gotta run! Dawn: No, it's just me. Brick: Oh thank god. Jo: Run! (Jo and Dawn took off leaving Brick alone. He saw Ganon running at him and fainted) Jo: You're such a wimp, Brick! (Jo tripped on a branch leaving Dawn the only one who made to camp. Chef Hatchet was explaining the rules of the challenge while Dawn burst in) Chef: So the first team who brings back Ganon will gain immunity. Questions? Sky: Yeah, am I the only who noticed that Brick, Jasmine, and Dawn are missing? Dawn: I'm right here. (Everyone was shocked that she was sitting among them) Dawn: Also, Ganon took Brick and Jo. Jasmine: That gives us more reason to find Ganon. C'mon team let's go. (The teams went into the forest) Harold: I'll use my mad tracking skills to find the creature. (He looked at the ground and followed some trails) Beardo: Yo, look out! Harold: Gosh, I'm concentrating! (He bumped into Ganon, who grabbed Harold and ran away) Trent: Quick, let's follow him. Sadie: OMG we should too. (Unfortunately Katie was the only one who listened and followed Sadie) Eva: Where did the BFF's go? Anne Marie: Who cares? They were irritating. (Ganon went to his lair in a cave and threw Harold inside a hole underground with Jo and Brick. The Males reached Ganon and attempted to kill him but were all knocked down. Then the monster broke down into pieces as Katie and Sadie threw rocks at him) Katie: Wow, we actually won! Sadie: See that fans, we're not totally useless! (5 hours later) Chris: Well it looks like we got Brick and Harold are in the final two and my last marshmallow has to do to Napoleon Dynamite. Brick: But what did I do? Rodney: You were caught first. That proves you're weak. (Brick shook his head disappointed in himself and got cast away in the Cannon of Shame) Chris: Are there any more underdogs who'll prove themselves useful? We'll see next time on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 5: The Stone Towers Scarlett: Magic doesn't exist, idiot. (Leonard was showing the other contestants his spells) Leonard: Of course it does. Sam: Yeah, I've seen it in action. Leonard: How can you disprove this? Magicus Falldownicus! (Tyler suddenly ran into Scarlett) Tyler: Ha, sorry. Scarlett: Watch it you clumsy jock wannabe! Chris: Hey guys, today's challenge will be to knock down a stone tower. Ezekiel: Eh, that seems a bit impossible. Chris: It takes magic to do so. (Most people groaned as Ella and Leonard cheered. Chris led them to the towers. One was spray painted blue and the other was pink. Eva and Jo both starting punching their tower but it didn't even budge. Duncan pulled out a piece of dynamite out of his pocket and lit it) Duncan: Everyone run. Cody: Wait why? (The dynamite blew up with Cody inside out it. The kid ended up having to go to the infirmary due to burns) Sierra: No my Cody-wody! (Sierra ran into the tower with so much force that a stone fell down and hit Izzy in the head. The two both had to be taken into the infirmary as well) Ella: The birdies and I will fly up to the top and try to take it down from there. Topher: Hey uh, we should copy them. Shawn: How can we get to the top? (The Males all stacked on top of each other and Leonard climbed on the top. Leonard and Ella dueled each other with Leonard throwing rocks at her and Ella sending her birds. One of Leonard's rocks skimmed Ella's bird and she was in such a shock that she fainted and fell. Leonard found a self-destruct button and pushed it) Leonard: Everyone run! Cody: Hey guys I'm back! (The explosion hit Cody as everyone else scurried away. 5 hours later) Izzy: I am no longer Izzy, I'm Explosivio! Chris: Anyways the final two are Ella and Izzy. The final marshmallow goes to........Ella! Izzy: You'll never catch me! (She jumped into the cannon, not realizing that it was gonna blast her far away) Chris: Who knew Leonard was capable of something under than saying random stuff? Find out who'll be voted off next on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 6: Zombie Outbreak (Sierra was by Cody's side the entire night as he recovering from his injuries. She heard a moaning and peeked into a room with a sign that said "Do not Look". She shrieked and alerted all the contestants) Sierra: There were zombies in there! Jasmine: No don't say that out load. Sierra: It's just too terrifying! Zombies, zombies, zombies! Shawn: Did someone say that Z-word. Jasmine: No! Um, of course not. Noah: Oh yeah, Sierra saw some zombies. (Shawn suddenly turned grim and his voice became deeper) Shawn: Where? Sierra: Near the infirmary. Chris: Alright so you discovered today's challenge! Bridgette: Did you kill real people? Chris: Hey, it's the best way to honor our interns! Shawn: I'm gonna kick some zombie ass while you guys are yapping around. (Everybody followed him into the infirmary) Cody: Hey guys what're you guys doing here? (Shawn ran into a hallway and came out beaten up) Shawn: These monsters are tougher than I thought! (Three zombies appeared from the shadows. Most people ran away and Beth fainted. One bit Cody and turned him into a zombie as well. Jasmine and Sky both tried using martial arts on the zombie but it didn't flinch. It knocked their heads together, causing both to go unconscious. B put on a helmet and multitude of black pieces came together in a fist. The fist slammed into the monsters, causing them to explode. All that was left of them was one hand that Duncan lit on fire with a match) Chris: Well it looks like the Males win! (Zombie Cody walked up to Gwen and tried to infect her but she pushed him alway) Sierra: What about Cody? Chris: We'll figure that out later. (5 hours later) Chris: Well it looks like Jasmine and Beth and in the final two the last marshmallow goes to.........Jasmine! (Shawn and Jasmine high-fived each other while Beth and Lindsay hugged each other) Beth: Brady, I'm coming baby! Chris: What're we gonna do about zombie Cody? Find out next time on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 7: And Technology Advances (Sierra was sobbing all night over Cody turning into a zombie) Sierra: Why couldn't it be me? Sugar: Oh quit crying. You make Ella seem not annoying. (This called Sierra to sob more and Zoey smacked the back of Sugar's head) Zoey: I don't like bullies, are we clear? Sugar: Crystal clear, princess. (Chris ordered everyone onto the top of cliff) Heather: Y'know I'd be less terrified if Beardo would stop making wind noises! Beth: Oh man are we gonna jump off the cliff. Chris: Yeah, actually. Beth: Not in a million years. Chris: Do it or you're disqualified. Harold: Don't worry. It's actually not too bad. Chris: So Zombie Cody is swimming somewhere down there are you need to reverse the fungal disease will this drug. Katie: But my mum told me not to use drugs. Chris: No not in yourself. (But it was too late. Katie injected herself and passed out. Her body fell off the cliff. Everyone else leaped off to try to catcher) Sadie: I got ya girl! (She caught Katie and protected her body as she hit the water. Everybody was scanning around looking for Zombie Cody but nobody can find a trace. Of course except someone as intelligent as B. He put on a helmet and directed tiny black robots to propel him forward. Sierra also caught the scent of Cody and followed it. The two found Zombie Cody clinging on for his life on a ledge on the cliff. B used his robots as a jetpack to try to reach Zombie Cody but accidentally dropped his squirming body. Sierra caught Cody and kissed him on the lips. That was enough to revert him from Zombie form) Sierra: Oh my Cody-Wody, you're back to normal. Cody: I can't....breath. Hugging....too much. (5 hours later) Dave: Are you kidding me, that was the Male's win. Chris: Shut up or I'll kick you out. Now, the final two are Beardo and B. The final marshmallow goes to........B. (Beardo made the drowning noise from Sonic and hopped into the cannon) Beardo: It was really nice competing. You all seem like great people. I hope I compete again. Why the heck didn't anyone vote Cody off like I did? Bye! Chris: I kinda agree with him. Cody is way too much trouble. Anyways find out what's next on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 8: Aftermath Blaineley: Welcome to the Total Drama Aftermath! Normally Bridgette and Geoff hosts this but they're still in the game. Let's introduce the first contestant eliminated, Alejandro. Hello m'lady. Blaineley: Aren't you a charmer! Next is, uh-oh, Dakota. Dakota: Dakotazoid smash! (Dakotazoid went in knocking over chairs and causing the audience to scream in terror. Alejandro: Baby, look at my abs. (Alejandro took off his shirt and attempted to seduce Dakota. Dakota: Me dating Sam! (Dakota grabbed Alejandro and chucked him at Leshawna. Leshawna: Get this trash off me. Brick: It's not polite to call people trash. Leshawna: Oh it is if you're talking about Ale. Ale: Don't call me that. Blaineley: Now here's Beth, Beardo, and Izzy. Izzy: No it's Explosivo, girl! Beth: I'm not worthy of an introduction I guess. (Beardo sang the music that occurs when Justin takes off his shirt but stopped when he realized the audience was gagging) Blaineley: You're all here to compete in a mini competition for 10,000 dollars. Now viewers, vote online for 3 people to be eligible. (30 minutes later) Blaineley: it's seems that Brick, Izzy, and Alejandro have made it to the next round. Now you three will fight over shark infested waters using explosive cards. Now go! (Izzy threw them all over the place while Brick and Alejandro dodged all of them. Izzy took a step back and accidently fell into the sharks. Alejandro took off his shirt and the shark's came in love with him. He ordered the sharks to tip the board they were standing on to make Brick fall over. But Brick quickly ran to Alejandro's side and shoved him off before he can fall) Blaineley: It looks like Brick wins the 10,000 dollars! Next episode we're going back to Pahkitew Island to see how the competitors who are in are doing! Episode 9: Reach The Flagpole! (Sam, Leonard, and Harold were all playing Super Mario Brothers when Sadie walked up to them) Sadie: Have you seen Katie. Leonard: No, why would we? Chris: Oh she's right here. (Katie walked in looking 3 times fatter) Katie: It was the drug, it made me overweight just like you! Sadie: Excuse me, I'm not fat. Katie: Well I'm the same size of you now and I think I'm fat! (Sadie ran away crying) Chris: Now today's challenge will be inspired by a very popular game series. Noah: League of Legends! Chris: Nay. Cody: Dead or Alive: X-Treme Beach Volleyball! Chris: Nay. Gwen: Guitar Hero! Chris: Nay. It's Super Mario Brothers! (Everyone groaned at this "kiddy game") Jo: I'm not a freaking 2 year old Chris. Chris: Oh, a 2 year old can't do this. Planted behind me are flagpoles. Reach the top and you're team wins immunity. Chef Hatchet will be dropping Koopa shells, Bob-Ombs, and even Bullet Bills on ya from above. Now go! (Everyone started climbing up the flagpoles. People like Owen, Staci, and Sam couldn't pull up while Sky and Jasmine were in the lead for the Females and Dave for the Males. Dave: Are these getting slippier as we get to the top? Jasmine: Gah! I'm falling! Dave: K, I take that as a yes. (Sky and Dave both realized that they're competing against each other and tried even harder. Sky was so caught-up that a Red Shell hit her head and caused her to fall down. Dave then got to the top of the flagpole and pulled off the flag) Chris: And Dave wins it for the Males. Dave: I won for us! I did it! (5 hours later) Chris: Well it seems like the final 2 are Katie and Sadie. Sky, you lucked out. The final marshmallow goes to Katie! Katie: Wait I quit so Sadie can stay in! Sadie: Really? Katie: Yeah, I'm sorry for calling you fat. Sadie: Oh thanks! Eeeeeeee! (Katie couldn't quite fit in the Cannon of Shame thanks to her new body. So when it exploded she barely made any distance) Chris: Let's hope she knows how to swim! Will Sadie stay in or will she be out next? Find out next time on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 10: Frozen Land (Sky was practicing her gymnastics on the trees when a rock hit her face) Sky: Ouch who did that? (She followed the sound of footsteps and ran into Dave) Sky: Oh what do you want? Dave: Uh, to cause you pain (Sky was gonna punch his face when a fossil hit her head) Dave: Ha! In your... (A fossil hit her head too. Then a layer of snow dropped on top of them. At the cabins, Chris was explaining the rules) Jasmine: Uh, where did Sky go? Chris: Don't care. Now each team must find three fossils and then bring them back to me. They're located in the artificial snow. Sky and Dave ran to the teams holding their fossils) Sky: Thank goodness I held onto this! Chris: Now you'll only need to find two fossils should be easy, now go! (Everyone ran to the snow field and started digging. Scarlett used her brain to find a fossil and Noah did too a few minutes later) Chris: Alright, who'll find the next one. (Mike and Zoey both saw it and offered it to each other) Mike: You take it. Zoey: No you take it! Mike: Oh c'mon, you take it. Duncan: I'll take it! (Duncan stole it but was tripped by Courtney. She was then tackled by Scott who took it himself) Scott: Ha, beat it! (While gloating, Sadie grabbed it out of his hands and then brought it to her team) Chris: All right, the Females win! It's time to vote Males! (5 hours later) Chris: Everyone got marshmallows except Scott, Duncan, and Mike. Mike, here's yours. Now, the final marshmallow goes to..............Duncan! (Scott was gonna say something but Fang leaped out of the water and threw him into the water. Chris and Fang exchanged thumbs-up before he came back into the water) Chris: It looks like Dirt-Eater's gone. Not sad in any way. Find out who'll be eliminated next on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 11: Race Against Fire (Chris was trying to explain the challenge but Zoey and Mike were interrupting him by making out) Chris: Oh cram it you two! Zoey: Fine, whatever. Chris: Okay then, today you'll have to....stop it Geoff and Bridgette! Geoff: Gosh, my babe and I haven't had any time together in a long time. Chris: Look at my face, do I look like I care? Dawn: According to your aura, yes you do. Chris: Agh! Creepy-girl. See that course over there? (He gestured to an track filled with flamethrowers on the ground, lava falling from the sky, and exploding robot rats) Courtney: My lawyers will see this! Chris: Read the fine print honey, they can't do nothin'. Now whichever contestants arrives last loses for their team. Now go! (Jo, Eva, and Tyler were all close for first when Tyler tripped and fell on them all. Jo: Dummy! Lightning: Yes, I sha-passed you! Dawn: Actually I got here first. Lightning: Sha-Damn! (Mike suddenly transformed into Chester and started whining) Chester: Aw gosh I don't wanna do this! Zoey: Well you have to. (Zoey grabbed Chester and carried him across) Sierra: No Cody! Don't get burned! Cody: Relax Sierra, it'll be FINE!!!! (A robot rat went under him and the explosion tossed him in the finish line) Chris: Well it looks like most people have arrived. And dang, look at the burns on Owen, Heather, and Amy. Amy: Oh shut up. My dumb sister pushed me into the fire. (Samey and Jasmine high-fived each other) Chris: It looks like Leonard and Sam are have arrived in last place. Sam: Wait! But we saw Geoff and Bridgette. They're still making out at the start. Chris: Well it looks like both teams will have to eliminate someone! (5 hours later) Chris: Males, the final three Leonard, Sam, and Geoff. Leonard, here's your, marshmallow. The loser will be...........Geoff. Geoff: All man, tell Bridge I said bye guys. DJ: Will do bud. Chris: Now moving onto the Females, the final marshmallow is between Bridgette and Samey. Samey: But why me? Chris: You pushed Amy into the fire. That's why you're eliminated. Amy: Yes! (A shocked Samey and sad Geoff both were sent away in the dreaded Cannon of Shame) Chris: Did the idiots think that Samey was the mean twin and Amy was the nice twin or something? Maybe, but for now....stay tuned for more Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 12: Battle of the Couples (Chris grew impatient quickly thanks to all the couples making out with each other) Chris: All right! Duncan, Gwen, Shawn, Jasmine, Mike, Zoey, Lindsay, and Tyler will be the only ones competing today. Gwen: What? But how's that fair? Chris: It isn't. I'm sick and tired of all you kids making out. Zoey: So that why you seperated us to Males and Females. Chris: Okay so Mike and Zoey will have to beat Lindsay and Tyler in a laser gun contest with electrical shots. (They put on their equipment and Tyler and Lindsay both disqualified each other by shooting themselves) Chris: Idiots...now it's Duncan and Gwen vs Shawn and Jasmine! (They put on their equipment and Duncan was quickly shot. Gwen dodged all of the lasers from Shawn and Jasmine until she ran her foot into a rock. She ducked down and tossed the rock into Shawn's face. She shot him but was soon tackled by Jasmine. Gwen started shooting around recklessly and managed to hit Jasmine) Duncan: Oh yea! Good job girl. Chris: Now Duncan, Gwen, Mike, and Zoey will have to fight to see which couple gains immunity. (They put on their equipment and Mike turns into Svetlana. She immediately springs at Duncan who runs away screaming like a child. Gwen and Zoey were both taking turns shooting and dodging until Gwen started shooting aimlessly again and hit her) Gwen: Huh, who know that would be so effective? (Gwen was quickly shot down by Svetlana. While she was doing that, Duncan managed to land a laser) Chris: Gwen and Duncan win! Now everybody will be able to vote which couple is going home. (Duncan and Gwen immediately make out afterwards) Chris: Never mind. You two are out. Duncan: Are you trolling me? Chris: Nope. I just can't stand you couples kissing! (Duncan and Gwen were shoved into the Cannon of Shame and blasted off) Lindsay: Hey that's unfair! They should've got immunity. Courtney: I'd normally sue but I'm giddy they're gone! Chris: Next time it's the TD Aftermath. You guys will able to vote a people back into the game using our website. Please don't choose those two. I mean it. Episode 13: Aftermath 2 Blaineley: It's time to introduce the losers! Here's Duncan and Gwen. Gwen: It's complete nonsense that we got kicked out. We were supposed to get immunity. Duncan: I know right? That's pretty stupid. Blaineley: Now here's the Katiezoid! Katie: Stop making fun of my weight (The BFF turns into tears) Geoff: That was not cool girl. Blaineley: Hey, why should I care about her feelings? Geoff: Bruh, nobody likes you. Blaineley: Oh shut it. I'm way more popular than dirt-eater over there. Scott: My name's Scott, not dirt eater. So shut the heck up! Blaineley: Lastly, we have the inferior twin, Samey. Samey: Please, Amy's sure to be eliminated soon, I know it! Blaineley: Whatever, now on our website you get to vote 3 people to compete in challenge to get back into the game. So vote now! (1/2 hour later) Blaineley: We have Brick, Katie, and Izzy! Now you guys will have to collect 3 items on set and bring them to me: A phone, and pencil, and a water bottle. Go! (Izzy quickly jumped all over the place looking for the items and found the phone under a table. As she crawled under the table it toppled with her under it. Brick and Katie both just used the cell phones in their pockets. Izzy couldn't escape from the table and was disqualified) Izzy: This is a piece of- Brick: Wah! (Brick reached inside the desk to find a pencil and a bat bit him. Katie used her huge lungs to scream loudly and cause the bats to come out of a different desk. Brick just got his pencil with his non-throbbing hand and found a water bottle in the cooler) Brick: Yes I win! (As he was running back to Blaineley, Katie was right next to him with her water bottle and they both ran at the same speed. They gave the water bottles to Blaineley at the same time) Blaineley: It looks like both of you are in the game! Katie: Oh yeah! Blaineley: Wait a minute, you were supposed to find a phone on set but you both used your owns....I guess Izzy is in the game! Izzy: Ha, score! (Katie and Brick both broke down crying) Episode 14: Return of the Devil Chris: So guys, who do you want to come back. Sadie: Katie! Bridgette: Geoff. Sam: Dakota. Harold: My dear, Leshawna! Chris: Well it's Izzy. (Most people groaned in annoyance while Owen cheered) Owen: Holy cow! This is so awesome! Izzy: Yeah, I know right! Hey Eva did you missed me. Eva: Nope. Izzy: What about you Noah? Noah: Eh, I miss not competing more. Chris: Now today will be the most deadly challenge yet. Amy: Yeah right, you say that all the time but never come through. Chris: Oh really? So you're ready to have Pahkitew Island EXPLODE! Mike: You're joking right? Chris: Nope, each team will have to build a boat and sail to Boney Island where the next part of the season will take place. Last team to arrive there will go to the Campfire Ceremony. If you stay on Pahkitew Island for more than an hour than you'll probably die from the explosion, now get to building. (Scarlett and B both acted as the "brains" and developed the plan. However, nobody could understand B's layout and he couldn't explain it) Cameron: Great, you're handwriting's too messy. Noah: Is that a 1 or a 2? (B nodded) Noah: Well which one! Also, is this in meters, feet, centimeters, what? (The Females made their boat already so the Male's decided to wing it) Courtney: Ha, we're in first place! Beat that boys. (The motor died out) Scarlett: Great...now we have to paddle with our hands. Anne Marie: Yeah, no way that's happening! (Eva threw her overboard. And the Males were slowly catching up in their paddle boats) Tyler: Yes, we're gaining on them! (Anne Marie grabbed onto an our and broke it into two) Ezekiel: Eh, how will we paddle now? (Pahkitew Island exploded and they were close enough to launch in the air. They landed on Boney Island) Chris: It looks like the Males win! (5 Hours Later) Chris: It looks like the Final 2 are Anne Marie and Scarlett. The loser is....Scarlett (Scarlett pressed a button on her remote and boxing glove came out of nowhere and knocked Anne Marie out) Chris: Never mind, thanks to Anne Marie's injuries, Scarlett stays in. (An unconcious Anne Marie is put in the Cannon of Shame and blasted off far, far away) Chris: It looks like there is one less person in the running for the best cast member. Tune in next time for more Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 15: Cody of the Dead (Sierra was organizing a birthday party for Cody. Trent, Owen, Noah, Tyler, Harold, Bridgette, Lindsay, Sam, Dawn, and Ella were all attending. So when he woke up and they said "suprise" they were the ones who were shocked by him being a zombie. Cody bit all of them and turned them into walkers too) Chris: Oh man, today's challenge will be to climb up the highest hill on Boney Island and launch this firework containing zombie-reversal gas. Jasmine: Wait? What happened. (A zombie crawled behind Jasmine and bit her, turning her into a zombie as well) Shawn: Aw man, it's time to get serious. (Shawn put on a bandanna and changed into a karate costume. He started doing martial arts on the zombies, holding them back) Shawn: Everybody, run! (Shawn was bit by an Owen zombie who tried to shove him in his mouth but couldn't. Mike as Svetlana was the first to get up but unfortunately was blocked by Chef) Chef: Yo, solve the riddle and you'll able to release the zombie-reversal gas. Beth: You gotta be kidding me, lives are on the line! Chef: What has 4 eyes but can't see? Jo: Uh, a blind person. (Rodney's eyes turned into hearts and he walked towards Jo to make his move) Rodney: So, uh, do you want to, uh, go on a......d-d-d-d- Jo: No way! (Rodney burst into tears and fell down the hill, falling into the zombie's grasp) Sky: Oh no, they're coming closer. Scarlett, you're smart right? Scarlett: Did you really have to ask me that? Sky: Answer this! Scarlett: I''m no good with riddles, sorry. Staci: My great-great-great Grandfather made this up! It's Mississippi! Chef: Come in. (Staci grabbed the firework of zombie-reversal gas but accidently dropped it. It rolled into Cameron's hands and he used it) Chris: The Males win! (5 Hours Later) Chris: So the final 2 are Sierra, for half-causing the mess, and Staci, for making the Males win. The final marshmallow goes to................Staci. Sierra: Oh no, win for me Cody! Cody: Yea, I'll try! Chris: This season keeps getting better. Zombies, really? Well we'll find out what other crazy stuff will happen later on Total Drama Full Cast! Episode 16: The Scarlett Witch (While B was sleeping, Scarlett stole his micro-bot controlling helmet) Scarlett: Yes! With this device I'll be able to destroy the world. (Shawn tried to catch her offguard with a kick to the face but Scarlett grabbed him with her microbots and threw him into the Male's cabin. It shattered and everyone woke up) Max: Woah, I should've thought of that first. (B pressed a button on a remote control and an Iron Man suit flew down from the sky) Chris: Okay, the challenge for today is to defeat Scarlett, who's kicked out for being a psycho. Scarlett: I don't care. I will rule the world! (B and Scarlett dueled as the others teams were deciding how to help. Izzy pulled bows and arrows out and gave them to Owen, Noah, and Eva. Sky, Jasmine, and Ezekiel climbed onto the trees and threw rocks at her. Ella sang, hypnotizing animals and forcing them to fight. But everyone else was flailing around waving their arms. Scarlett grabbed them with a microbot arm and threatened to crush them alive. B shot a laser beam from his arm and blasted the helmet right in the center. This caused it to explode and knocked Scarlett unconsious. The microbots all fell to the ground and nobody got injured. Except for Ezekiel, who fell off the tree and hit every branch down) Chris: Scarlett, what's the matter with you? Trying to be all cool and murderous. Scarlett: It's just that I've been.....neglected and.....um......lonely. Chris: Oh, that's a good reason. Males, time to vote someone off. Justin: You gotta be kidding me. She's obviously lying. Tyler: So insensitive bro. Justin: What? You believe her. And I thought I was dumb. Rodney: Why wouldn't we believe her? Also, she's pretty hot. (5 hours later) Chris: We all know who's eliminated. Justin, all aboard the Cannon of Shame. Justin: Noah, Cameron, B, any other smart person here. You disappointed me. Chris: Is Scarlett really only troubled or is there something more sinister going on? Find out soon of Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 17: A Fairy Tale (Cameron, Shawn, Lindsay, and Ella were all kidnapped in their sleep and trapped inside 50-feet high stone prisons. When the others woke up they were naturally curious) Jasmine: Hey, where did Shawn go? Tyler: Yo babe where are ya! Can't find Lindsay either. Chris: See anyone else missing? Dawn: Cameron and Ella. Chris: Correct. You must climb up those pillars over there and rescue those your teammates. Whoever releases both first wins the challenge. Sadie: Uh, what's the twist? Chris: What do ya mean? Trent: This seems too easy. Chris: Okay, robotic dragons are guarding them. There, it should've been a suprise. (B used his microbots to make a hand and crush Shawn's dragon into bits) Chris: 30 minute deduction for cheating, Males! Sam: You didn't say that B can't use the microbots! Chris: 10 more minutes deducted for Sam talking back to me. (Eva climbed up Lindsay's tower and yelled so loud and the dragon that it shattered like glass) Lindsay: OMG, thanks for...AHHHH!!!!! (Eva threw Lindsay down and she landed on Heather) Lindsay: Thanks for the cushion! (Jo was trying to copy Eva and climbed up Ella's tower. However, she was distracted by Rodney's singing down below and threw a rock at him. This caused the entire tower to collapse and Ella to be freed) Topher: See what you did! Rodney: I, I was just singing to Jo. Lightning: But that cost us the sha-race! Ella: So who was the Prince Charming who saved me! (Everybody pointed at Rodney) Ella: Really? Maybe this fairy tale has gone all wrong. (5 hours later) Chris: Well, well, well. It looks like Sam, B, and Rodney are in the final 3. Here's your marshmallow Sam. Now it's off to the Cannon of Shame, B. (B realized that he was missing his helmet but couldn't say anything due to being mute. Scarlett pulled it out of her pocked and did an evil grin which only B noticed) Chris: Well it looks like Scarlett has a plan. I wonder what it is? Well maybe we'll find out next time on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 18: Where's the Prize Money? (Everybody woke up at midnight thanks to Chris's girlish screams) Courtney: Why'd you ruin my beauty sleep! Chris: They prize money is gone, somebody must've stole it. Scarlett: Oh I know who it is. Cameron: So do I, it was Dawn. She isn't here. Scarlett: No, no, no it was Heather! (Everybody already left looking for Dawn. She was dangling off a cliff after someone left her there) Dawn: Help! Someone there? Shawn: You stole the prize money. Where is it? Dawn: What do you mean, someone kidnapped me at night and left me here. Harold: Gosh, don't lie. (Tyler tried to climb down the cliff to reach Dawn but fell down into the water) Izzy: No need to fear, Izzy is here! (Izzy flew in on a jet and rescued Dawn) Chris: Hey, give my jet back. Jasmine: All right, spill. What did you do with the prize money. Dawn: I. Don't. KNOW!!!!! (Scarlett grabbed all the teens in one microbot hand) Scarlett: You fools, I was going to pin the blame on Heather after I stole the money. Lindsay: Why would you do that? Scarlet: I don't know, maybe because I'm EVIL!!! (Cameron slipped through the microbot hand and made a run for it) Scarlett: Microbots, get him! (Cameron went back to his cabin and grabbed a laser gun under his bed) Cameron: Good thing I kept this. (He came out and blasted the helmet on Scarlett's head into a nothing. The microbots all exploded, releasing the teen) Max: Thank the Devil. Evil doensn't deserve to be next to sweaty Ezekiel. Chris: Scarlett, get into the cannon, now. Scarlett: But, but, my family problems. Eva: I don't care about your issues. If you try to injure me, I'LL INJURE YOU BACK! (She chased Scarlett into the Cannon) Trent: Wait, don't explode it. Chris: Too late! Trent: We don't know where the prize money is. Chris: Dawn, was it Scarlett who left you dangling off the cliff. Dawn: No it was a dude. He must've been working with Scarlett. (Everybody stares at Max) Max: Hey I wouldn't work with her if my life depended on it. Chris: Hm, I wonder who it is. We'll find out next time on Total Drama: Full Cast Episode 19: Aftermath 3 (Scarlett was sitting on a chair in the middle of the set. Blaineley was pacing around her while everyone else was chatting) Blaineley: Oh, shut up! (The room became silent in a second) Blaineley: I need to concentrate! So Scarlett, were you working with Cameron? Scarlett: I can't tell. Duncan: No way, Cameron's too nice. I think it's the Sha-Idiot. Leshawna: Ha, that boy's got a brain the size of an acorn. Beardo: Yo, uh, B's tryin' to say somethin'. Blaineley: Go on, you're the genius, spit it out! (B shrugged and put on his ear plugs) Sierra: OMG, I found a chair that detects if you're lying! Blaineley: Where'd that come from? Sierra: Not important! (Blaineley forced Scarlett to sit in the lie detector chair and asked her questions) Blaineley: Were you working with Topher? Scarlett: Nope. Blaineley: What about Dave? Scarlett: Nope. Blaineley: Noah? Scarlett: Nay. (Beth was walking by and spilled all over the chair, causing it to explode. Blaineley: Aw crap, Chris's trying to call. Let me answer it. Alejandro: If I have to see that loser's face again I'll scream. (Chris's head popped up on a big screen) Chris: What's up Aftermath. (Alejandro ran around in a circle, screaming, and was knocked out by a punch from Katie) Chris: Hahaha, Al got knocked out by a girl! Anyways, has Scarlett revealed where the prize money is? Blaineley: She won't crack. Chris: Hm, let me bring in someone who can make her. (He pushed Max into the screen) Max: Minion, reveal at once. Scarlett: Never you imbecile! Max: I guess I can reveal your middle school stories. Scarlett: Wait what? Max: You talk in you sleep. Scarlett: Alright, you win. The case is hidden by the.....(The Aftermath wall explodes and police men come in. They handcuff Scarlett and launches her away in a cannon) Gwen: Finally she gets sent to juvie. Blaineley: But we don't know where the prize money is! I guess we'll have to find it when we go back to Pahkitew Island! Episode 20: Dave and the Cave Cave Dave: I can't believe Chris refused to let us sleep. I've never pulled an all-nighter before. Sadie: Omg, the night was so scary. Cody: Yeah, I peed in my pants. Oops, shouldn't have said that out loud. (Chris was interrogating suspects who he thought may have been working with Scarlett) Chris: So Owen, where were you on Episode 18. (Owen fell to his knees and broke out in tears) Chris: So it was you! Where's the prize money. Owen: Oh, I dunno. It's just that my stomach started grumbling. Chris: Ok, next is Homeschool. Yo kid, it's your turn. Where are you. (Chris looked outside the door but Ezekiel was gone. It was Staci who found him in the front of a cave holding the prize money) Staci: Yo, uh, that's not yours. Ezekiel: Eh, I'm stealing it dummy! (Ezekiel ran inside the cave. Then everybody got to Staci) Bridgette: I heard his irritating voice. Staci: Oh yah, uh, he went inside the dark scary cave. Sugar: Yeah, no thanks. Let's let him die in there. Trent: But the prize money! We need to get it. (Everyone ran inside the cave except for Sugar and a few others) Noah: I'd rather be outside where I can read a book in the light. (Rainclouds appeared suddenly and darkness fell) Noah: Alright God, I guess this is a sign that you want me to go in. (Only Cameron remembered to bring a flashlight so most people tripped over rocks and fell. Dave, Sam, and Leonard were with him) Cameron: He's right there! (Ezekiel jumped onto the ground from a ledge on top of Cameron. He then ripped Sam's handheld into pieces and broke Leonard's wizard wand) Leonard: Just marvelous, I can't cast a spell. (Sky was following them and punched Ezekiel right before he kicked Dave) Dave: Wow, why'd you save me? Sky: I don't want you to get hurt, DUCK!!! (Ezekiel threw a rock and would've hit Dave if he didn't listen to Sky. Sky picked up that rock and hurled it back, knocking Ezekiel right in the middle of the head) Chris: All right, the prize money is here. And Males, it's time to eliminate someone. (It took 7 hours since they had to navigate through the dark and pick up everyone else along the way. Cameron's flashlight broke when Ezekiel stepped on him) Chris: It looks like the final marshmallow is between Ezekiel and Cameron. And with every vote against him, Zeke's a goner. Ezekiel: Oh but I have a little something called the immunity idol. Chris: Sorry Cam, off to the Cannon of Shame you go. (He blasted off Boney Island into the Aftermath set) Heather: If I knew the Immunity Idol was out then I would've already found it. Chris: Well it looks like the prize money is found. Not like I would've been too upset. What's a hundred bucks for a billionaire? Anyways this is Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 21: The Fastest Thing Alive (Sam slammed Ezekiel to the wall) Sam: Why were you working with Scarlett and eliminated Cam? Ezekiel: Scarlett said I would get a share of the money and Cameron was to big of a threat, eh. Leonard: I shall cast a spell that will turn you into a frog. FROGICUS EX- (Tyler ran into Leonard at high speed) Tyler: Dang these shoes make you fast! Heather: Where did you get them? Tyler: Uh in that box that says "Do Not Touch" Chris: Because they're for today's challenge. These shoes grant you superhuman speed. A bit too fast. (The second Amy put them on, she ran straight through the walls) Chris: You're going to run over the water and collect 3 tickets from buoys. The first person to do so wins for their team. Now everybody put them on. Sadie: Wow! I'm like the Flash. Noah: Oh yah, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog. (Everyone ran on top of the water looking for the buoys. Rodney was the first person to reach one) Jo: Hey give your ticket. Rodney: Ok, pretty lady. (Jo stole the ticket out of Rodney's hand and sprinted away quickly) Mike: Aw come on, she took the lead! Rodney: Sorry, I was too entranced by her beauty. (Jo was the first person to reach the second one and saw the third one) Trent: I'm sorry but you can't take this! (Trent grabbed all the tickets and ran away. Jo chased him into a corner) Jo: Give me it or I'll punch you in the stomach. Trent: All right, here you go. Chris: And the Females win! (5 hours later) Chris: It looks like Sam and Trent are in the final 2, the last marshmallow goes to............Sam. Sorry Trent, onwards to out newest machine, the Boot of Shame. (The Boot of Shame kicked Trent to the Total Drama Aftermath set) Chris: Find out what will happen next on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 22: Cannon Fodders (Noah was trying to read a book but everyone kept annoying him) Noah: Owen, I'm not gonna eat that piece of crap on the floor. Owen: Oh come on! That was Izzy's dare for you. Noah: And you two, uh Sadie and Staci. Put your yapping somewhere else. Mike: Dude, if you're so mad then maybe you should quit. Noah: Maybe I should. (Noah found the Cannon of Shame and climbed in it) Noah: So long suckers.....could someone light the fuse. Chris: Nope, if you want to eliminate yourself then take the Boot of Shame. This is for today's challenge. Each team will have a cannon to send players to the remains of Pahkitew Island. When there, they'll have to find a puzzle piece and then send themselves back. First team to find all the puzzle pieces and put them together wins. (Noah and Lindsay were the first to be sent to Pahkitew Island. Noah found a puzzle piece easily while Lindsay was confused. DJ, Rodney, and Cody got their puzzle pieces until Tyler found one for her. After Lindsay found her puzzle piece was Sadie who also had trouble finding a puzzle piece. Dave and Ezekiel found puzzle pieces until Lightning was sent. He swam to Pahkitew Island because the Cannon misfired. This gave the Females time for Bridgette, Dawn, Jo, Jasmine, and Amy to be sent. When Lightning finally came back the Males had 1 more puzzle piece left while the Females had 3 left) Chris: Now each team pick your strongest player. Lightning: Oh yea, Sha-Lightning's here. Sky: I'll go! Eva: No, I will. Sky: But.... Eva: Shut up! Chris: Eva and Lightning, you two will have to get the remainder of your pieces. (Lightning refused to get inside the cannon until Mike turned into Manitoba Smith and threw him in the cannon. Eva collected her 3 pieces a minute before Lightning found his piece) Heather: As the self-proclaimed smartest person here, I'll put together the pieces. Bridgette: Stop talking and start putting them together. Owen: Too late, because my buddy Noah is one piece away from completion (Owen farts and blows the other pieces away) Chris: Well it looks like Heather put together her puzzle. Males, it's time to eliminate someone. (5 hours later) Chris: It looks like Lightning and Owen are in the final 2. Sorry my fat friend, you don't get the marshmallow. (Everyone cried as Owen got kicked away by the Boot of Shame) Topher: Why did I vote for him? The producers would've wanted to keep him. Chris: Yes they would've Topher, there are 30 teens left. This is getting intense! Find out who'll be eliminated next on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 23: Boxing Battles (Dawn was meditating when a rock hit her head) Dawn: Ouch, who did that. (Max fell out of the tree) Max: Because I'm evil and evil people like to cause pain. Dawn: What's so good about being villainous? Max: Well you got the cool laugh, the chicks dig you, and heroes are lame. (Max looked around and Dawn went away without a sound) Max: Huh, did she teleport? (In front of the cabin, Shawn threw Cody onto the ground and started punching him repeatedly) Jasmine: No! Shawn, what're you doing. Shawn: He's a zombie, I saw him wake up in the middle of the night and try to infect someone. Cody: I was just trying to spy on the chicks who wake up early! Chris: Attention, in today's challenge you'll be able to duke out with the other team in a boxing match. First up is Harold and Courtney. Harold: Sorry, but I have honor. A gentlemen would never hit a girl. (Courtney put on her boxing gloves and punched Harold into the ground and stomped on his head) Chris: That was quick, next is Jasmine and Shawn. Shawn: I swear Jasmine, Cody became a zombie again. He's probably secretly manipulating everyone behind out backs like Scott did! (Jasmine punched Shawn and caused him to fall over) Jasmine: Maybe that'll knock some sense in ya. Chris: It's 0-2 next is Max vs Dawn. Max: Prepare to be attacked by EVIL!!! (Max charged at Dawn but she dodged at the last second and caused him to almost fall out of the ring. Max started flailing his arms around and managed to punch Dawn in the face. She toppled over and Max won the point. Next was Noah and Izzy) Izzy: Prepare to be destroyed by, E-SCOPE!!!! (Noah grabbed Izzy's leg as she tried to kick him and swiftly punched her in the face) Chris: Smooth moves Noah, as a tie-breaker, here's the battle of the idiots, Lindsay vs Lightning. Lightning: Ha, sha-Lightning will sha-, oh no! (Lindsay punched Lightning as he was bragging) Chris: Females win! (5 hours later) Chris: It looks like Shawn and Harold are in the final 2. Zombie-boy, off to the Boot of Shame. Jasmine: This is the for the best, boyfriend! (Shawn rolled his eyes and allowed the boot to kick him to the Aftermath studio) Chris: I'm still impressed by Noah's moves! Anyways see if he acts like a badass again or just continues reading on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 24: Angry Nerds (Ella was singing during the morning when she heard people making out in the bushes) Ella: Um, who's there? Lindsay: OMG, I'm so sorry were Tyler and I disturbing you? Ella: Yes, you were actually. (Then a football flew out of nowhere and hit Tyler in the head) Max: Oh, yea. Ha, that was so evil! Lindsay: Don't hurt my boyfriend! (Lindsay threw the football back at Max's head but he caught it) Max: Do not even think about harming EVIL!!! Chris: There's the football. It's for today's challenge. You guys all know the video game Angry Birds, correct. Sam: Ha, that's fake mobile crap. Sky: I love Angry Birds. Sam: You don't know true gaming, then. Staci: Y'know my great-great-great grandpa invented Angry Birds? (Chris threw the football and it hit Staci's head, knocking her unconscious) Chris: Now one member of the team will throw the football and hit their teammates in 1 minute. The teammates will have to stand on that platform and will be disqualified if they step off. Sadie: But it would, like, hurt if you got hit! Chris: That's the point, genius. Now teams, volunteer someone as thrower. Lightning: Volunteer Lightning! (Nobody volunteers him) Harold: I volunteer Rodney. Rodney: Ok, I'll do it. Jo: I volunteer myself. (The Males and Females go onto platforms far away from Rodney and Jo) Chris: Now start throwing! (Jo immediately hit Heather, Sugar, Amy, and Courtney. Rodney was busy admiring Jo for the first half of the minute) Topher: Hey, hurry up and start throwing! (Rodney quickly started grabbing footballs a dozen at a time and started throwing them. Tyler, Cody, Noah, Ezekiel, Sam, Leonard, Max, and Harold were hit. Jo hit Sadie, Lindsay, Staci, and Bridgette) Chris: The score is 8-8. Now, using these catapults you will have to use these iron balls to to hit someone. Woever hits someone first wins for their team. (Everyone's eyes widen with fear and they start flailing around in circles while screaming) Jo: Stop moving! (She throws an iron ball at Rodney, who steps back and accidentally launches his catapult. He hit Leonard and won for the Males. (5 hours later) Chris: It looks like in the final 2 is Jo and.......that's it. Bye, bye Jo. Jasmine: You voted yourself off? Jo: I'm disappointed after losing the challenge. Don't wanna compete no more. (The Boot of Shame sends Jo away) Chris: It looks like the Females' streak is ruined. Find out which team will win next time on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 25: Extreme Ninja Time (Rodney spent the last night crying about how Jo got eliminated) Sadie: Uh, hey dude. Why're you crying. (Rodney instantly gained a crush on Sadie and started stuttering) Rodney: Do you want to, uh, go on a date with, uh, me. Sadie: Um.....sure! (Rodney jumped into the air, cheering. Max was watching this from behind a tree) Max: No, I must be evil and stop this relationship! Sadie, Rodney says your fat. (Sadie grimaced and slapped Rodney in the face) Sadie: A gentlemen never calls a lady fat! (Max laughed and walked away as Sadie slapped Rodney again. Dawn jumped on top of him from a tree) Max: Ouch, how did you get there. Dawn: I have ways Max, anyways your karma is out of control. You must be good or bad things will happen. Max: Never in a million years. Chris: Attention teenagers, today's challenge will be a bit messy. You'll take this swords and..... Harold: This is so awesome! Chris: I was waiting for that. Anyways, you'll use the swords to slice these watermelons thrown at you and there may be a ticket in them. Put the ticket inside this machine and there is small chance that you'll find a stick instead of a sock. Find the stick and your team wins. (Everybody grabbed a sword and Chef used a machine to throw watermelons at them. Sky and Jasmine were the first to slice the watermelons but neither had a ticket. Topher sliced one and found the ticket. He put it in the machine but a sock came out. Some people, like Staci, Bridgette, and Leonard, were hit in the head by the watermelon and knocked out. Noah was busy reading his book and DJ had to force him to slice the watermelons) Noah: Fine, I'll contribute. (Noah sliced a watermelon without looking and DJ put the ticket inside the machine. A sock came out. Eva, Courtney, Zoey, and Lightning all sliced watermelons without tickets coming out. Ezekiel and Dawn found tickets but socks came out. A watermelon hit Tyler in the head, knocking him out, and a ticket came out. Cody grabbed the ticket and ran to the machine but Heather tackled him along the way and tried to wrestle it out. Cody gave it to Mike, who put it in the machine and a stick came out) Chris: And the Males win! (5 hours later) Chris: It looks like Staci and Heather are in the final 2. The last marshmallow goes to...........Heather. Staci: Aw man, bye guys. Chris: Here's a secret, when Mike put the ticket it, in something else came out along with the stick. Find out what it was on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 26: Aftermath 4 Blaineley: It looks like 6 teens have been voted off since last time! Here's the zombie-hating Shawn. Shawn: I can't believe Jasmine didn't believe that Cody was a zombie. Blaineley: She isn't as smart as you are. Shawn: I know right! Trent: Dude, that was sarcasm. Blaineley: Here's Trent, after just giving Jo the win. Trent: Hey she scared me alright! Blaineley: Speaking of Jo, here she is without any of her willpower. Jo: How did I fail that hard? I'm supposed to be the strongest person here. Sierra: Uh, actually that's Eva. Jo: Then I need to be stronger than her! Blaineley: Here's Staci. Staci: Yeah, my great-great-great- Katie: SHUT UP!!! Owen: Thank you. Blaineley: Here's Owen after his farts caused him to lose. Owen: My butt has a mind of it's own. Cameron: Um, that's illogical. Alejandro: The fact that I got voted off first is illogical. If you know Owen then you know how his body works. Cameron: Um, okay then? Blaineley: Now today we will be to bet on who will between these competitors. (A screen pops up that shows Mike vs Zoey, Harold vs Courtney, Rodney vs Amy, Ezekiel vs Eva, and Dave vs Sky) Blaineley: The challenge will be to pop balloons and find a weapon in them. If you don't pop a balloon in time then you lose. If both players have their weapons then they'll duel using these VR machines. Whichever player you guys bet on the most, will get better armor. Now who do you think will win between Mike and Zoey (Nobody raised their hand) Anne Marie: The only time when they'll put their hands on each other is when they make out. Blaineley: Okay, Harold vs Courtney? (Leshawna, Alejandro, Sierra, and Cameron raise their hands for Harold while the rest vote for Courtney) Alejandro: Do not underestimate the weakling. Blaineley: Rodney vs Amy? (Everyone raises for Amy) Blaineley: Ezekiel vs Eva? (Everyone raises for Eva) Blaineley: Dave vs Sky (It was half-half but Geoff and Trent switched to Sky) Blaineley: All right, it looks like Courtney, Amy, Eva, and Sky will have advantages. Find out who'll win these fights next time on Total Drama: Full Cast. Episode 27: The VR Machines Chris: Kids, follow me. (The teens were led into a building packed with wires, headgear, and computers) Harold: Gosh, are we gonna do some virtual reality? Chris: Yes, but only 10 people will use it. Zoey: I would like to volunteer myself to use it! Chris: You were already planned to use it. Two people at a time will have to battle each other with weapons that you get from popping balloons. After 5 games, whichever team loses the most games will have to send someone home. Courtney: That's not fair! Only some people get to use it and not others? Chris: That's the rules, dude. Alright, so Mike and Zoey will have to battle each other first. (They strap on the headgear and are sent to the VR world. Balloons rain down and they both pop ones with water guns in them. Mike turns into Chester and falls down as Zoey sprays him) Zoey: Sorry! It was on accident! (They're sent out of the game so Harold and Courtney can join. Courtney pops one with a sword and Harold pops one with a boomerang. Harold threw the boomerang and missed. Afterwards, he dodged the slices from Courtney until the boomerang hit her head back) Harold: Awesome, don't mess with Harold. (Next was Rodney vs Amy. Amy got a gun while Rodney got a bow and arrow. Amy immediately shot Rodney, ending the match in less than 5 seconds. Afterwards was Eva and Ezekiel, who was knocked down before the balloons even rained down) Chris: It looks like the final match is Dave vs Sky. Heather: Oh come on, Sky will take this easily. Lightning: There's no sha-hope.... (Sky got a lightsaber while Dave got electric gloves. Sky stabbed him with her lightsaber but Dave ignored the burning. He got up and started repeatedly punching her) Dave: This is for voting me off, this is for not telling me about Keith, this is for making me bald for a short while, AND THIS IS FOR EXISTING!!! (Sky dodged the last punch and stabbed straight through his body) Chris: We'll see you in about 5 hours, Males. Tyler: You tried your best, bud. Cody: Yeah! Slick moves, bro. (5 hours later) Chris: Well it looks like Rodney and Mike are in the final 2. The last marshmallow goes to............Rodney. Mike: Wait, I have the invincibility idol! (Rodney got sent away in the Boot of Shame) Chris: That's what Mike got from the machine. This is Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 28: Drama Kartracing Topher: We need to work together so the Females will stop destroying us! Max: Evil will not work with these goodie-goodies. Ezekiel: Eh, I made it this far already. Can't taking any chances, yo. Topher: C'mon bros! This'll make for some good TV and the producers will notice me. Chris: Attention teens! Have you guys heard of Mario Kart. Sam: Seriously Chris? Let's have challenges based off of cool games, like Garry's Mod or League of Legends! Chris: Don't argue with the host, Sam. Now, whichever team wins will be have an already eliminated competitor return to their team. (Everyone gets in their go-karts. Sugar broke hers right when she sat on it and Tyler blew his up......somehow) Chris: 3....2....1.... (Sadie starts driving down the track early) Chris: Now the Males have a 10 second head start. (The Females are left in the dust as the Males are released. Around the time they reached a bridge over water the Females were released. Most people fell off the bridge into the water. Noah, Cody, Dave, Sky, Courtney, and Eva managed to cross it. The remaining Males reached an item box. Cody got a mushroom and zoomed ahead, Dave got a red shell to throw at Sky, and Noah got a banana peel. Sky dodged the red shell from Dave but spun out of the track from Noah's banana peel. Eva was pushing her pedal so hard that it ripped off and her kart stopped. Courtney got a star from her item box and ran into Dave, knocking him out of the go-kart. The 3 were now inside of a large construction area) Chris: Yeah, we didn't think you guys would make it this far. It looks like the Males win since they have the most competitors here.(Cody and Noah hugged each other until they realized what other people were thinking. 5 hours later) Chris: It looks like Courtney and Sadie are in the final 2. Well the final marshmallow goes to Courtney. Off to the Boot of Shame, Sadie. As for the returning competitor for the Males, it looks like Cameron is back in the game! (Most people were disappointed, hoping for someone like Geoff or Brick. Sam and Leonard were welcoming him back) Chris: How will Cameron fare? Find out next time on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 27: Tangled and Strangled (Dawn was meditating early in the morning when she heard a rustling in the bush and looked at it suspiciously. She threw a rock at it and Cody started whining) Cody: Ouch, what was that for! Dawn: I thought you were Max.......and were you spying on me (Cody started blushing and ran back to the camp where Chris was explaining the rules) Chris: We all know the tale of Rapunzel, right? Cameron: Um, who's that? Zoey: It's a movie, dude. Chris: Well you know those stone towers from a long time ago. Leonard: Ah yes, I owned the challenge! Chris: Well we rebuilt them bigger and more dangerous. (They had electricity sparkling and fire ants crawling on it) Chris: When you reach the top, you'll find a mannequin. You need to bring it down safely. (Ella tried flying to the top with birds but they couldn't carry her long enough. Cameron built a robot that climbed to the top but was destroyed by rocks thrown by Izzy. Topher proposed the idea of everyone stacking up on each other but unfortunately Max was at the top and refused to grab the princess on the idea that it's "too good". Sugar farted and she flew up a tiny bit. This gave Jasmine an idea) Jasmine: So we need to feed Sugar the nastiest food, so when she farts it'll propel someone upwards. It was Dawn who was forced to stand next to her so after Sugar ate all the burritos and farted.....Dawn was blown upwards and landed at the very top. The combined brainpower of Cody, Noah, Harold, and Cameron built a helicopter and Tyler flew it up the mannequin. But he accidentally turned it off as he stepped off and it crashed down. Tyler and Dawn both decided that they had to drop their mannequin and hope someone catches them. Dawn's mannequin was caught by all the Females combined but Tyler horribly overshot his mannequin and it landed flat on top of Harold) Topher: Dude, why didn't you watch it? (5 hours later) Chris: Because the Males got their mannequin down second AND broke it they'll have a double elimination. It looks like the men not getting marshmallows tonight are Harold and Tyler. Sorry, boys but it's down to the Boot of Shame. Tyler: Lindsay, win for use babe! Lindsay: Hey, did Tyler say something to me? I couldn't hear? Chris: Because you're an idiot. Let's see which idiot will be the biggest idiot next time on Total Drama: Full Cast! Episode 28: Giant Robot Mech Fight (Max was laughing in his evil lair when someone walked in) Max: Who's there? Evil has his SWORD OF DOOM!!!!! Ezekiel: Eh, this is crazy. Can I be your sidekick? Max: Only if you can pass my VILLAINOUS tests! (Topher was explaining the rules to the teens) Topher: Do you guys know what a Gundam is? (Most people shook their heads except nerds like Cody, Sam, and Leonard) Topher: What about the Megazord from Power Rangers? (More people nodded as they remembered Power Rangers from childhood) Topher: Well we're gonna have to pilot one of those mechs! Chris: Dude, you stole my lines. But....Topher did explain it correctly. (Everyone went inside individual mechs) Chris: Last mech standing wins. 3.....2.....1.....GO! (Cameron immediately started shooting lasers at the Females. Most managed to dodge it but Lindsay and Amy were hit and fell back to the ground. Noah flew above the atmosphere and deployed a bomb but Heather caught it and threw it back. Max accidentally pressed the self-destruct button on his but took out Zoey and Ella with him. Eva and Lightning were in an intense battle where they trades missiles and bullets at each other. Dawn snuck up from behind Lightning and ripped off his head. Cody grabbed Dawn's robot's leg and chucked her at the ground) Cody: Sorry! (Izzy was going insane, taking out members of both teams with her tackles. Ezekiel let out a wave of heat that broke down the mechs near him. Leonard, Sam, DJ, Sky, Bridgette, and Courtney were left. Leonard pulled out energy swords and started battling Courtney with an energy ax. DJ was so nervous that he started crying. Bridgette took the opportunity to obliterate his mech with an energy blast. Sam threw a ball of ice at Courtney but accidentally hit Leonard instead. Bridgette and Courtney both charged at Sam but he pulled out energy darts and disabled Bridgette and Courtney with them) Chris: It looks like Sam wins it for the Males. Sam: Awesome. Video games have improved my reflexes and knowledge of weapons. (5 hours later) Chris: It looks like Izzy and Dawn are in the final 2. The last marshmallow goes to........Dawn. Izzy, it's off to the Boot of Shame. Izzy: I WILL COME BACK!!!!!! Chris: You already did..... Males: Noah, Cody, Ezekiel, DJ, Lightning, Mike, Sam, Cameron, Dave, Max, Topher, Leonard Females: Bridgette, Eva, Heather, Lindsay, Courtney, Zoey, Dawn, Sky, Jasmine, Sugar, Ella, Amy Eliminated: Alejandro, Dakota, Leshawna, Brick, Beth, Beardo, Katie, Scott, Geoff, Samey, Duncan, Gwen, Anne Marie, Sierra, Justin, B, Scarlett, Trent, Owen, Shawn, Jo, Staci, Rodney, Sadie, Harold, Tyler, and Izzy
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