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Imagine a place where dreams come true. A place where co-workers co-exist peacefully and have actual pride in their work. A place where management and owners see themselves as only small cogs in a large machine, a well oiled and and well kept machine that will never break down on its patrons. A place where workers are looked after by these managers in utter belief in the teachings of the most gifted acedemics in human resources. A place where the customer is number one to all the staff and treated like visiting royalty. A place of utter bliss.

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rdfs:label	The Marine Hotel
rdfs:comment	Imagine a place where dreams come true. A place where co-workers co-exist peacefully and have actual pride in their work. A place where management and owners see themselves as only small cogs in a large machine, a well oiled and and well kept machine that will never break down on its patrons. A place where workers are looked after by these managers in utter belief in the teachings of the most gifted acedemics in human resources. A place where the customer is number one to all the staff and treated like visiting royalty. A place of utter bliss.
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abstract	Imagine a place where dreams come true. A place where co-workers co-exist peacefully and have actual pride in their work. A place where management and owners see themselves as only small cogs in a large machine, a well oiled and and well kept machine that will never break down on its patrons. A place where workers are looked after by these managers in utter belief in the teachings of the most gifted acedemics in human resources. A place where the customer is number one to all the staff and treated like visiting royalty. A place of utter bliss. Well if you can imagine all of the above you should go and visit The Marine Hotel (which shall now be refered to as the "Hellhole" throughout the rest of the text ) cause it is the complete opposite of what is mentioned above. A stinking cess-pool that will be taken apart department by department in the following text but it is important to mention a few facts about the area of interest first and few of the people involved in said nightmarish establishment. 1. * Ballycastle isn't that bad an area however it is taken over by belfasties during the summer, (see acticle on Ballycastle and its pubs) these people overun the town and their mainstay is around the caravan parks and up in leyland area, aka Little Belfast. These people frequent the marine often and sometimes organise fights in the main hall of "Hellhole". The winner always takes away a box of chips and a new pair of whiter than white trainers. 2. * "Hellhole" is used often for weddings and other functions throughout the year but the most interesting ones are the hurling dinner dances. These events are run by usually terrible board memebers who know next to nothing about event management and often they stipulate in meetings the main point of these evenings, drink. The staff get up all sorts of hi-jinks at these events including Breffni Gallacher serving a wedding with his fly down cause the thought it was funny and Simon Doyle replacing a napkin on Ballycastle's top table with a napkin in the colours of Loughgiel. 3. The management of the hotel have no, i repeat no formal qualifications in running a hotel apart from some stupid bouncer certificate and the occasional GCSE here and there. One of them may have passed their 11 plus...

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