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| - :Steve: See. Thanks to Roger, Etan will think someone's trying to steal the gifts from the car. But that's just a misdirection; the real gifts we're after are the ones in his jacket.
:Roger: [whispers to Barry] Scams make me so horny.
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:Roger: And what Steve doesn't realize is while everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.
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:Debbie: Steve, I didn't know you could dance.
:Steve: I can do a lot of things. Yesterday, I gave myself a prostate exam, then had a coffee. Though if I could do it over again, I'd probably reverse the order...
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:Steve: Etan cares about his bar mitzvah more than anything, right? And what do kids get for bar mitzvahs? Gifts, and lots of 'em.
:Roger: [snaps fingers] Say no more! [pause] Okay, say more. I don't... I actually don't know where this is going.
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:Stan: Francine, you know I only laugh at Two and a Half Men. Charlie Sheen sleeps with whores, then has breakfast with a fat child. It's funny just talking about it.
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:[The day after Snot has been accused of robbing Etan's bar mitzvah]
:Etan: He's not going to have a bar mitzvah! Because I'm taking you in front of the Beth Din!
:Snot: The Beth Din?!?
:Students: I don't know what that is. Beth Din...etc.
:Snot: What's the Beth Din?
:Skinhead: The leader of a group of Jewish elders. Your culture is a very rich one which we despise.
:Etan: Once the Beth Din hears what you did, not only will you be kicked out of our temple, no other temple will take you. You'll never be bar mitzvah-ed. Doomed to walk the earth for the rest of your days as a child.
:[exits the scene]
:Snot: The rest of my days as a child?!
:Toshi: Speak for yourself. I had to spend the rest of my days haunted by a 12th century shogun warrior's ghost.
:[The ghost of a samurai warrior ghost appears next to Toshi]
:Samurai warrior: [Japanese with subtitles] You know they can't understand you.
:Toshi: You're right, Minamoto. The clam chowder IS quite good.
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