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| - There is a Funny page for Portal 2. Please add examples from that game there, not here.
* The lyrics to "Still Alive", the song that GLaDOS sings over the end credits.
* "As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... missed!"
* "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great..."
* And the final battle with GLaDOS, particularly before you incinerate her Morality Core:
* And after the core was burned wasn't too bad, either.
* Though this may sound like Internet Heresy, only a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube
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| - There is a Funny page for Portal 2. Please add examples from that game there, not here.
* The lyrics to "Still Alive", the song that GLaDOS sings over the end credits.
* "As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... missed!"
* "Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye!" and you were like "" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great..."
* And the final battle with GLaDOS, particularly before you incinerate her Morality Core:
* And after the core was burned wasn't too bad, either.
* Though this may sound like Internet Heresy, only a few never really took a shine to the Companion Cube. As a result -
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* Sadly, GLaDOS says that no matter how long you take.
* The curiosity core. "What's that? What is that? Ooo, that thing has numbers on it! Ewww, what's wrong with your legs? Is that a gun? Where are you taking me? Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi! Do you smell something burning?" Yes, little core, I do.
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* GLaDOS sums up conservation of momentum: "In Layman's Terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
* "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file. "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned." Shall Not Be Mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too."
* "You're not a scientist! You're not a doctor! You're not even a full-time employee!"
* "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
* The cake recipe.
* Turret:
* One of the achievements is using one turret to take out another turret. They say some of the cutest things when they bump into one another.
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