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- The belly button (also known as an umbilicus, or navel) is a scar on the abdomen, caused when the umbilical cord is removed from a newborn baby. In humans, this scar may be concave (referred to as an innie) or convex (referred to as an outie).
- The Belly Button or the Navel (but since only weirdos and army personnel use the word "navel" we'll just be calling it the belly button), is a scar on the abdomen left by rowdy fetuses who like to play ball in the womb. They can have varying shapes, depths, and lengths, depending upon how rambunctious you were in your mother's tummy and various odors and colors. Because of how unique they are to the individual, in the future along with fingerprinting, retinal scans, and radio collar transmissions, belly button scans will become a staple for national security.
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- The Belly Button or the Navel (but since only weirdos and army personnel use the word "navel" we'll just be calling it the belly button), is a scar on the abdomen left by rowdy fetuses who like to play ball in the womb. They can have varying shapes, depths, and lengths, depending upon how rambunctious you were in your mother's tummy and various odors and colors. Because of how unique they are to the individual, in the future along with fingerprinting, retinal scans, and radio collar transmissions, belly button scans will become a staple for national security. Only humans have them since it's just the human fetus who plays contact sports in the uterus. Though there are many variants, the belly button typically comes in two types; Innies and Outties. In ancient times, Innies and Outties often raged bloody and fruitless inter-continental wars against each other, resulting in no clear winner and a lot of wasted time.
- The belly button (also known as an umbilicus, or navel) is a scar on the abdomen, caused when the umbilical cord is removed from a newborn baby. In humans, this scar may be concave (referred to as an innie) or convex (referred to as an outie).
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