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| - Phineas: This is a great life Ferb: It couldn't be better Isabella: Hey Phineas, whatcha doin' Phineas: Just chillin here Isabella: Well we have two new Fireside Girls Elisabeth Taylor and Ashley Carrot Ashley: It's Karot Elisabeth: Hi I'm Elisabeth Phineas: What's wrong with your eyes Elisabeth: Some people have amber eyes Phineas: Yeah but yours look orange Elisabeth: Amber always does Ashley: My eye color is uncommon as well not many people have gray eyes Phineas: I've never met anyone with gray eyes Ashley: Well now you do Connor: Hey Isabella: And this is our obnoxious neighbor and his girlfriend Connor: And I guess you know Isabella and her boyfriend Phineas Isabella: He's so not my boyfriend Connor: And she ain't my girlfriend Ferb: Who says ain't Phineas: Yeah Isabella: Anyways we have 2 new Fireside Girls Elisabeth: Elisabeth, and you're pobably thinking it's weird I have amber eyes Connor: No although I've never seen anyone with amber eyes have black hair Elisabeth: My dad has black hair and my mom has amber eyes Ashley: I'm Ashley and I suppose you never met anyone with gray eyes Connor: No no I haven't Linda: Hey Phineas, Ferb our mayor is having a major speech get ready to go soon Connor: Maybe it's a speech of resignation Isabella: That would be awful Irving: Totally Celeste: It would be the best thing ever Candace: How could you think that Connor: He treats his brother like a urinal Phineas: He urinates in him Connor: You know what I mean hey where's Perry (Perry flips into the lair) Major Monogram: Ah Agent P Dr. Doofenshmirtz has ordered a huge telescope it is very suspicious go find out what it's about. Phineas: Well let's go Baljeet: Hey like my new shades Connor: if you are trying to fake coolness it won't work no one does that anymore Phineas: Really a lot of people here do Connor: Okay no one does it in my town Isabella; The Fireside Girls will take the bus you guys go with Phineas hineas: So what do you think the speech is Connor: Maybe a speech of resignation Phineas: It's not that Candace: Maybe it's for him getting a new statue Phineas: That's probably it Irving: I think it's an announcement for a national Hate Connor Day Connor: Make another comment like that and next time you look in the mirror there will be a brick lodged in your head Phineas: He's probably doing that to sound tough Celeste: I know Connor very well and I knw threats like that are serious Connor: Speech of resignation Phineas; Please stop saying that (Perry jumps in but is picked up by a claw) Doofenshmirtz: Ah Perry the Platypus I knew you would come but I am doing nothing evil my brother Roger is having a huge speech and I heard it's supposed to be something awful so I have the telescope to watch come join me (claw slides to telescope and drops so Perry can go there) Connor: Man this is heart-pounding Irving: I can't wait either Candace: (to Connor) I hope it's something to bust my brothers Stacy: Hey Candace Candace: Hey Stacy you excited too Stacy: Yeah i'm glad I'm in the front row Candace: I hope it's an announcement to bust my brothers Stacy: Well, I heard it was something tragic so it night Candace: How is that tragic Stacy: Your brothers are popular so the affect could be tragic Candace: Your right Doofenshmirtz: It is about to start Roger: Attention Danville I have a tragic announcement Connor: Here it comes Roger: Last year I received a letter from the government saying that this town was horribly misbehaving and that if you didn't pull together something terrible will happen and I was told you haven't I couldn't tell you sooner because I wasn't allowed to but as the punishment the government is forcing us to send 10 boys and 10 girls at the ages of 10-13 will be sent to an arena for a battle to the death on TV and we have to watch it and the drawing will be tomorrow good day (everyone gasps in horror) Connor; This is awful Phineas: I can't believe it Candace: You might be killed Connor; Hey Isabella: Please COnnor will you volunteer to save us COnnor: Sorry but I promised Celeste I wouldn't Isabella: We might die Irving: If we're lucky Connor wil be chosen Connor: That's it (Connor pulls a brick out of the ground and chases Irving with it) Isabella: I never thought this could happen Buford: Ah if I'm chosen I know I'l win especially if it's against girls Isabella: But if you lose it'll have to count since if you lose your dead (Irving screams) Ferb: How is this legal Connor: Take it back Irving: Okay I take it back (Stops chasing him) Connor: Good (drops brick and a crack is heard) Connor: Hit your foot? Irving: Kinda Connor: Sorry Phineas: This is insane Celeste: Which the games or the mayor? Connor: You know this is in the book I am rereading Baljeet: What a nerd? Connor: Read this book and you'll be drawn into it everyone I know is Phineas: So what happens Connor; Every year a battle to the death is held and the draw an even amount of boys and girls Buford: The boys always win Connor: No some girls have won Phineas: I'm gonna be a nervous wreck Candace: You know it's feels good being safe Stacy: Aren't your worried about your brothers Candace: Yeah but theres like 1,000 people in that range I don't think we need to worry Phineas: I don't wanna be picked Ferb: Neither do I Celeste: I'll die if I'm picked Connor: No you'll probably live Celeste: Thanks if youre in you will definitely win Connor: Thanks Isabella: Man if any of us die it'll be insane Gretchen: You will win if you are chosen Elisabeth: I hope I'm not in Ashley: Me neither Holly: Our skills brought to a new level Ginger: And sadistic Adyson: The government planned it Katie: This is depressing Milly: Beyond that Phineas: Today is the day Ferb: The drawing will Connor: Decide who Celeste: Is sent to the Baljeet: Arena Buford: And possibly Baljeet: Killed Candace: Are you ready guys Ferb: And driven to partial insanity Celeste: I hope none of us are picked Phineas: I know this will be the worse day of my life Irving: Well let's just pray we aren't picked Connor: 5 minutes Doofenshmirtz: Perry today I just wanna watch the best speech ever it'll make Roger look awful Roger: Okay it is sadly time to start the drawing for the games and since it's ladies first you will go first when I cal your name come up here. We will decide who goes with this (shows a jumbo screen, lever, and 2 containers with a half a sphere on top) Roger: I will pull this lever and globs will move around and one will appear one contains females the other contains male and (pulls lever) (name comes up) Roger: Ella Scare Francine: I'll take her place Roger: Okay then next up (pulls lever and a name appears) Roger: Jenna Hevaro Connor: That can' be the same one from our town (a girl wearing a cyan bandana, blue shirt and purple pants who has olive skin, brown hair in a ponytail and green eyes appears) Celeste: No Jenna: Hey if Connor or Celeste is out there I wanna say hi Connor & Celeste: Hi Jenna: Hey you guys still just friends? Connor: Did you have to say that into a microphone Roger: Moving on (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Lisa Bella Carver Connor: How can he go through with this? Roger: Next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Samantha Donaldson Phineas: But she is crippled Roger: Next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Ashley Carrot Ashley; Karot Isabella: No Roger: Next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Tarah next is (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Adrianna Lanson Adrianna: No! Roger: Next up (pulls lever and name appears) Roger; Celeste Soto (Celeste starts crying) Elisabeth: I'll take her place (everyone gasps) Roger; And finally (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Ange Lika Phineas: And the girls are done Roger: First male (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Nega-Phin (everyone cheers) Roger: Next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Monty Syrup and next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Peter Smith next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Irwin Tifoz (everyone cheers) Roger: Next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Nega Ferb (everyone cheers) Roger: Next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Josef Kingsleigh next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Jaques Bertolette next (pulls lever and name appears) Roger: Tyler Cinfoni and finally (pulls lever and name appears and everyone gasps) Roger: Phineas Flynn (Phineas gets on stage and vomits) Roger: You have one day for training not tomorrow but the next day it will start after that 1 will survive 19 will die. Phineas: I'm gonna die along with like 18 others I can't do this. Connor: Phineas if you die like 20 others will too. I will help you but you have to listen to me Phineas: It's so depressing I was picked I know I'l be right back Celeste please make him a bow and arrow Connor: Roger I need to talk to you Roger: Yes Connor: Is this just payback for someone melting your statue Roger: No, you don't believe me do you Connor: No, this is payback in cruel ways. What you're doing is illegal and you shouldn't be mayor Roger: I have an eject button Connor: Use it (Roger hits eject and Connor flies out and lands on his left arm) Connor: Ow Cleste: Hey what took you so long Connor: The mayor ejected me Celeste: You don't mean Connor: No, he hit an eject button and I landed on my arm and broke it Celeste: How long til it comes off Connor: They don't know Celeste: How are you doing with them Connor: Good most of my missions are overnight Celeste: How is that good Connor: They are at like 7:00 Celeste: Okay Phineas: Hey Celeste: Ready to become an archer Phineas: No Celeste: I'll help you Phineas: Why not Connor? Connor & Celeste: No Connor: I'll hold the target hit this (holds up a large bottle) Phineas: Okay Connor: Fire when ready (Phineas fires and nearly hits Connor) Connor: I said hit the bottle not me Phineas: Sorry Connor: Try again (Phineas fires again and hits the back door) Linda: What are you doing Connor: Making Phineas and archer for the games so he's prepared Linda; I can't believe you are teaching my son how to end someone's life Connor: Phineas needs to learn or he might die please understand Linda: Fine but don't in the future Connor: No probs Phineas: Where is Isabella and Ferb? Connor: Isabella is training Elisabeth and Ashley and Ferb is with Buford and Baljeet to destressify Phineas; Is that a word Connor; Back to the topic. Celeste help him with aim. Cleste: Okay keep your aim perfect it really helps if you close one eye (Phineas fires and it goes through the bottle) Connor: Perfect, you got an old frisbee Phineas: Yeah Connor: Okay now you seem to know how to deal with still targets let's test moving now shoot the frisbee when it gets near you Phineas: Okay (Connor throws the frisbee and Phineas fires and hits the fence) Connor: Close but not enough Phineas: I'll try again Connor: Okay if you miss again Celeste will help you (Connor throws the frisbee and Phineas fires over the fence) (isabella screams) Isabella: Phineas you nearly hit me with an arrow Phineas: Sorry Celeste; Okay hitting a moving target is all about timing (Connor throws and Celeste nails it) Phineas: Okay I think I got it Celeste: Why aren't we helping Jenna Connor: Cause she embarassed us Celeste: Ah (Connor throw the frisbee and Phineas hits it) Connor: Okay good now we need to try on a bird Phineas: Can't we just do William Tell Connor & Celeste: No Phineas: I can't kill a living creature Connor: Phineas killing isn't always a mechanism of harm. Sometimes its self defense, you may need to kill to save yourself or someone else. I know it will be difficult to but you need to be ready you will have to kill someone to win. Phineas: I can't do this Connor: You have to Linda: Bye Phineas please come back. Candace: You may be annoying but you can't die do whatever it takes to win this Ferb: This may be hard but understand why you are doing this Phineas: (crying a little) I'll try goodbye Isabella: Good luck guys Elisabeth, Ashley, and Phineas: Bye Elisabeth: This is insane Ashley: We're gonna die Connor: Okay in my book the contestant travel to an arena with a forcefield and there is a place where they have to get their weapons Roger: Tonight the games begin in that tent there are some weapons you have to get them and kill each other once I blow this horn Connor: Oh my gosh it will start Celeste: I'm gonna puke (Connor starts rubbing her back to help her) Connor: It will be okay Celeste: (crying) Some of our friends are gonna die how are we gonna deal with that Connor: Stop crying Celeste: I can't (Roger blows his horn and everyone starts running) Phineas: Must find bow and arrow (Samantha grabs a hammer and kills Nega Phin) Nega-Ferb: That tears it (slits her throat at the same time she hammers his neck) Irwin: Prepare to die (Phineas accidentally disarms Irwin and Jenna runs away with an axe) Lisa: Ha ha (Lisa decapitates Ange with a scimitar but Francine responds with a harpoon to the chest) (Ashley and Elisabeth use their dagger and spear to kill Peter) (Tarah uses her mace to kill Tyler) (Jaques grabs a pointy stick and runs) Ashley: I'm gonna go crazy Elisabeth: Maybe we should split Ashley: Okay Tarah: If I stay in this tree I should stay alive for a while Jenna: The river source will help me COnnor: In my book there are genetically altered animals Phineas: That was crazy I think some cut my shoulder at least there aren't genetically altered rats (something pierces Phineas's back) Phineas: Ow what was that (notices the rat) Phineas: Gotta get this rat off Elisabeth; Hey Phineas: Can you help me (Elisabeth spears the rat and removes it Phineas: Thanks Elisabeth: You look awful Phineas: I know I was hit like 30 times at that giant tent (gun fires and the scream) Elisabeth: What was that Phineas: I think a gun (6 more fire) Elisabeth: I'm scared Phineas: None hit us I wonder who Connor: In my book the cannon means a death so that's probably what the gun is for Phineas: I can't believe that rat pierced me (Adrianna screams) Phineas: What was that? ELisabeth: Let's see (Adrianna is seen being eaten by 3 beavers) Phineas: What's wrong Elisabeth: Oh my gosh Phineas: She's just a skeleton with organs and some muscles Elisabeth: What could have done that Phineas: The rats were altered maybe the beavers are too (Elisabeth spears the beavers and a gun fires) COnnor: That is horrifying ELisabeth: I found some food Phineas: Food I forgot ELisabeth: You can have my beaver Phineas: No thanks beaver meat isn't something I wanna eat today I'll find some edible plants Roger: Day 1 is over Phineas: I can't believe this place (Beaver starts to eat Phineas) Phineas: Help I'm being eaten Ashley: Don't worry (slices up beaver) Phineas: Thanks that's the second tim I was attacked by an animal Ashley: Oh when was the first Phineas: When a rat pierced its incisor into my back Ashley: Ouch Phineas: I witnessed something awful last night Ashley: What? Phineas: Adrianna was eaten by 3 beavers Ashley: And you didn't help Phineas: By the time I was there she was dead Ashley: Ouch so how are you doiing Phineas: Not good I only got edible leaves Ashley: No one offered you food Phineas: Elisabeth did but I didn't want to eat beaver meat Ashley: Oh wow (Jaques tosses Francine into a tree) Francine: Please stop Jaques: To late (stabs her eye and a gun fires) Phineas: Why does that gun keep firing Ashley: I don't know Connor: Man it's noon and Francine was already killed Phineas: Ashley, find any food Ashley: No Phineas: Looks like we are going hunngry tonight Ashley: Yeah Roger; Day 2 has ended Ashley: Good morning Phineas : Morning Elisabeth: So Jenna you know Connor very well huh Jenna: Yeah pretty well but Celeste is my best friend I want to win badly Elisabeth: Does everyone in your town have dark skin Jenna: Most people do Phineas: Look I'm going to was the blood out of my face I'll be right back (Phineas goes to the river) Phineas: (to himself) I'm the only person who hasn't killed anyone yet good to know I know killing will bew awful but what Connor said (flashback) Connor: Phineas killing isn't always a mechanism of harm. Sometimes its self defense, you may need to kill to save yourself or someone else. I know it will be difficult to but you need to be ready you will have to kill someone to win. (flashback ends) Phineas: Maybe I do need to kill someone but only if they are attacking (screen switches to Ashley) Ashley: Where is he? (Jaques grabs Ashley's head and tosses it into the ground) Ashley: No stop Phine- (Jaques stabs her in the neck) Phineas: I can't kill anyone (starts raining) Ashley: (weakly) Help Phineas: (seeing what's happening to Ashley) Oh no (Phineas pulls back and fires his arrow and Jaques falls dead with an arrow in his head and a gun fires) Phineas: Ashley, Ashley are you okay Ashley: No he stabbed me too many times I think I am going to die Phineas: Don't die please Ashley: I'm trying as hard as I can, I'm not going to make it Phineas: Try to get up Ashley: (getting weaker) I don't think I ca- (falls dead and a gun fires) Phineas: Ashley (He puts his hand on her chest then tears start running down his cheeks) Connor: (on the phone) Isabella did you see that Isabella: We lost a Fireside Girl Connor: Well technically you since I am not a Fireside Girl or a girl for that matter Isabella: You know what I mean (starts crying) Elisabeth: Phineas why are you crying Phineas: Ashley died Elisabeth: Was she eaten Phineas: Stabbed Elisabeth: By who Phineas: Jaques Elisabeth: What happened to him Phineas: While he was stabbing her I killed him Elisabeth: You didn't Phineas: Yes, Connor told me that killing can be self defense or defense of others I only killed him to save Ashley but it was too late Elisabeth: It will be okay Phineas: I guess Roger: Day 3 is over Isabella: This is just awful Elisabeth: I think we need to keep on moving forward Phineas: That's my motto (The final 7 meet each other) Jenna: So we meet each other Phineas: I haven't gotten any sleep in 4 days I need to rest (Josef tosses Elisabeth's head into the ground) Phineas: No not again (Phineas picks up a rock the size of a tennis shoe and throws it at Josef and he is knocked unconscious) Connor: Oh Candace: My Isabella: Gosh Elisabeth: Thanks for saving me uh oh I think he's coming to Phineas: He is not (Phineas fires an arrow into the back of Josef's neck and a gun fires) Elisabeth: Phineas why did you do that Phineas: I think my lack of sleep is getting to me Jenna: You are so out (Jenna swings her axe into Irwin's gut and a gun fires) Jenna: Consider that a thank you for saving me at the tent Phineas: I did (flashback) Irwin: You must die (Phineas accidentally disarms Irwin and Jenna runs away with an axe) (flashback ends) Phineas: Wow but why did you kill him to save us Jenna: He was ready to kill you with a machete Phineas: Thank you so much for saving me Jenna: You're the one who saved me (A parachute starts falling) Jenna: That can't be good (she throws her axe and the parachute explodes destroying the forcefield) Elisabeth: We can get out Phineas; Hurry Elisabeth: This rocks (Phineas gets hit with a branch and is knocked out cold next thing you see is him waking up in his room) Ferb: Phineas you're awake Phineas: I had a nightmare that I was fighting in a battle to the death Ferb: It wasn't a dream Phineas: Oh my gosh what happened Ferb: After the arena blew up tarah swung a branch at you knocking you out Phineas: How long was I out Ferb: 3 hours let's go outside Connor: Phineas you're okay Phineas: Yeah what happened Connor: You were knocked out Ferb: He knows that part Connor; Okay after all five of you escaped they didn't know what to do so they declared the five of you winners. Phineas: What happened to the other winners Connor: Tarah is in the hospital after cutting her forehead open, Monty got burned by the blast luckily they will both be okay. Elisabeth got out with no problem, and Jenna is being charged for blowing up the arena. Phineas; Wasn't it an accident Connor: Yeah 75% of the town doesn't believe that Isabella: We're holding the funeral for Ashley in 10 days and Connor and Celeste can't come Connor: Because we need to defend Jenna in ten days during her trial she could spend 5 years in prison Celeste: Which is disproportionate. Connor: But the worst thing is this could lead to worse battles in the future
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