Dr. Colbert assists America with his updated bedtime ritual: * Don't forget to make sure you turn the stove off... * make sure the refrigerator door is closed? * and the sink is all the way off * and the front door is double-locked * and the windows are shut * And the iron isn't pluged in * and the dog's inside! * Did you check back door? * What about the food on the counter? Did you put that away? * Did you log out of the computer? * and make sure there is no one hiding in the basement * And make sure you wash your face * and each of your hands * 1,2,3,4,5 times! * Did I say check the sink? * I forget, aww shoot, you better start over...
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