Long considered by children to be a form of herpes, Dexedrine is a favorite among schools as an anesthetic. Unfortunately for children, Dexedrine has the second highest fatality rate of all candy, next to licorices. Secondary uses of Dexedrine include making one smoke really hard and appreciate doing menial tasks such as analytic philosophy, driving dirt bikes around and moving boxes at work. Critics contest that Dexedrine is actually an intelligent life form, and should be given some form of protection under the Geneva Convention.
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