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An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought. Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes. Unconfirmed sources claim that he lives in Chicago and works as an animal dung collector for the Lincoln Park Zoo [citation needed].

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  • Jungle Jargon
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  • Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought. Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes. Unconfirmed sources claim that he lives in Chicago and works as an animal dung collector for the Lincoln Park Zoo [citation needed].
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Skills
  • Parroting Babbling Incoherency Making Love to Amazon Anacondas .
Caption
  • "you can't make a baby"
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Title
  • Jungle Jargon
Image
  • Junglejargon profile.jpg
Gender
  • Male
main debating focus
  • Jungle doesn't debate... he just incoherently babbles
positions/opinions
  • Young-Earth Creationist "Old" Intelligent Design
abstract
  • Jungle Jargon is one of those people who wear sunglasses at night as well as when he is indoor. Suffering damage to his hippocampus as a child after pushing crayons too high up is nose, Jungle Jargon demonstrates speech impediments from slow talking and an inability to focus on his current train of thought. Using the avatar of a big cat is a fitting image for Jungle Jargon as he has the same short term memory as our feline friends... about a couple of minutes. Jungle Jargon's inability to produce any coherent sentences or thought is compounded by his constant mumbling as if words were in themselves a jargon that Jungle Jargon can't master. Like other members of the CCP, Jungle Jargon is also able to pull answers to questions from his backside without having any training in the topic being discussed. He is rumored to be in a human trial for a new anti-psychotic medication with side effects ranging from mumbling, incoherent thoughts to severe constipation which would explain his incoherent sentences. Jungle Jargon claims to live in the Jungle somewhere in South America or in the Amazon where he reportedly lost his virginity to a tribal member of the Malombos while he was doing his Christian duties as a teenager. Unconfirmed sources claim that he lives in Chicago and works as an animal dung collector for the Lincoln Park Zoo [citation needed]. We suspect he suffers from brain damage due to catching some obscure tropical disease. He mental status is questionable at times as he mumbles incoherently quite frequently.
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