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| - Maury Povich (Born January 17, 1939) is an American talk show host, news anchor, actor, and game show host. He is best known for hosting his own talk show, The Maury Povich Show, which was later renamed to just Maury. Povich has also starred in other talk and news shows such as Weekends with Maury and Connie and A Current Affair. He also starred in Madea's Big Happy Family. Povich provided hosting duties for the short-lived 2000 revival of Twenty One.
- Maury Povich is an Earth talk show host
- Maury Povich appeared in the episode, "Freak Strike", as the host of The Maury Povich Show, which had Eric Cartman and his mother as guests. Before his initial appearance, Maury was mentioned in several prior episodes. In the episode, "Spookyfish", Cartman asks Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski, "Who did you expect, Maury Povich?" In "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)", a talent agent says, "I haven't seen a funnier person since Maury Povich", referring to Veronica Crabtree.
- Born Mary Povich, Mary always felt that she was different, most likely from the fact that the other children threw rocks and mountain oysters at her. As a child, she enjoyed more masculine things like football, drinking, womanizing, and inserting shrimp in her love canal. Eventually, it got so severe that her mother sent her to a Catholic school (Our Lady of the Perpetual Collection Plate) where she discovered buggery and first felt that she should be a man to truly appreciate it.
- In Subway Wars, Marshall learns that his friend Max from law school has just spotted Woody Allen at a restaurant downtown. While Robin is interested in seeing him, the rest of the gang isn't, saying they've seen him plenty of times and teasing Robin about not being a "real" New Yorker, as she's from Canada. Robin tries to impress them by saying she has seen Maury Povich, but the gang is again unimpressed, as they have all seen him many times as well. The group then begins arguing on what the fastest way to get to the restaurant would be, and quickly decide to race each other there: Ted rides the bus, Lily takes the subway, Robin opts to hail a cab, Marshall decides to run there on foot, and Barney claims to have the fastest method of all while even enjoying a steak first.
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| - Maury Povich (Born January 17, 1939) is an American talk show host, news anchor, actor, and game show host. He is best known for hosting his own talk show, The Maury Povich Show, which was later renamed to just Maury. Povich has also starred in other talk and news shows such as Weekends with Maury and Connie and A Current Affair. He also starred in Madea's Big Happy Family. Povich provided hosting duties for the short-lived 2000 revival of Twenty One.
- Maury Povich is an Earth talk show host
- Born Mary Povich, Mary always felt that she was different, most likely from the fact that the other children threw rocks and mountain oysters at her. As a child, she enjoyed more masculine things like football, drinking, womanizing, and inserting shrimp in her love canal. Eventually, it got so severe that her mother sent her to a Catholic school (Our Lady of the Perpetual Collection Plate) where she discovered buggery and first felt that she should be a man to truly appreciate it. After graduating at the bottom of her class, Mary moved to America. It was around this time that women were acquiring suffrage; she found such atrocities revolting. Eventually, she went on to go to college to study in the only two career fields women were allowed to at the time: nursing or stripping. After realizing the caps her own gender had on her life, she pursued a life of stripping only in hopes to make enough money to afford a sex change operation or a face transplant. Then, she turned twelve. Eventually, she had acquired enough money to get what she wanted most. Of course, the surgery was long and hard...and thick...and a success! After only two months of physical rehabilitation, she was set free back into the world with a bottle of testosterone supplements, and now being legally a woman (but physically...more like a man without testes or a prostate, or even the correct chromosomes, or any other essential male features). Besides, Mary exclaimed that if she was to have the penis that she oh so desires.. "she'd probably just tuck it back anyway."
- Maury Povich appeared in the episode, "Freak Strike", as the host of The Maury Povich Show, which had Eric Cartman and his mother as guests. Before his initial appearance, Maury was mentioned in several prior episodes. In the episode, "Spookyfish", Cartman asks Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski, "Who did you expect, Maury Povich?" In "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)", a talent agent says, "I haven't seen a funnier person since Maury Povich", referring to Veronica Crabtree.
- In Subway Wars, Marshall learns that his friend Max from law school has just spotted Woody Allen at a restaurant downtown. While Robin is interested in seeing him, the rest of the gang isn't, saying they've seen him plenty of times and teasing Robin about not being a "real" New Yorker, as she's from Canada. Robin tries to impress them by saying she has seen Maury Povich, but the gang is again unimpressed, as they have all seen him many times as well. The group then begins arguing on what the fastest way to get to the restaurant would be, and quickly decide to race each other there: Ted rides the bus, Lily takes the subway, Robin opts to hail a cab, Marshall decides to run there on foot, and Barney claims to have the fastest method of all while even enjoying a steak first. During the race, Lily dives into a subway just as the doors are closing. Except, they weren't closing at all and she had plenty of time. Maury Povich, sitting on the subway, looks up and mutters, "Idiot". Robin gets a cab, but just as she's about to get in Maury Povich steals it from her. Ted is on the bus, sitting near Maury Povich. Marshall keeps running, passing Maury Povich on the way. Halfway through the race, the group all coincidentally meet up, and though Ted proposes they declare a tie, they immediately continue the race. When they're gone, Maury Povich walks out of the store. Later, on the subway, Lily gets up to leave and sees Robin crying in the next car over. She gives Robin a hug and when the conductor delivers a garbled message that Lily can understand but Robin can't, Lily distracts Robin by pointing out Maury Povich and leaves. Marshall faints in front of a hardware store. When he wakes up, he yells at Ted that he can't get his wife pregnant. Maury Povich then walks out of the hardware store with an Xbox, looking confused at Marshall. Finally Robin wins the race and sits down to eat with Max, then asks where Woody Allen is. He points out Woody, who is sitting with his back to them. When he turns around, we see it's actually Maury Povich and Max admits he always get those two mixed up.
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