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Evel was born in the wine cellar of his parents' Camper Van, while they were visiting relatives in Hawaii. Because of local laws forbidding the production of children by anyone without the expressed written consent of the National Football League of America, they were forced to flee back to Wyoming, where his birth was officially registered. His youth was spent with his many relatives, his cousins Mary I of Scotland, June 12, Walt Disney and his Uncle and Aunt George, who effectively raised him after his parents died in a freak talc-mining accident.

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  • Evel Knievel
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  • Evel was born in the wine cellar of his parents' Camper Van, while they were visiting relatives in Hawaii. Because of local laws forbidding the production of children by anyone without the expressed written consent of the National Football League of America, they were forced to flee back to Wyoming, where his birth was officially registered. His youth was spent with his many relatives, his cousins Mary I of Scotland, June 12, Walt Disney and his Uncle and Aunt George, who effectively raised him after his parents died in a freak talc-mining accident.
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Monuments
  • The Knieval Honeymoon Suite, Disco Damon's Pantyshack
Spouse
  • Wifey Kuh-nifey
Name
  • Evel Knieval
resting place
  • The Knieval Krater, Florida
Caption
  • Knievel during one of his stunts, falling down a set of steam-powered TX-2000 stairs
Partner
  • Partner Knarter
opponents
  • Pleasant Kneasant
Influences
Religion
  • Totally Radical Xtremist
Children
  • Son Knon, Daughter Knaughter, Other Son Knotherson
Occupation
  • Self-Publiscist, Small-time Crook, Cyclist
Style
  • Classical Russian Deconstructivism
Death Cause
  • Impacted Colon and Penile Friction Burns
Birth name
  • Evelyn Chesterton St.Thames
Parents
  • Crikpat Spontamnaity the Twice, Mary Hayes
denomination
  • To the MAX!
Nationality
Predecessor
  • Apathetec Knapathetec
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  • Evel was born in the wine cellar of his parents' Camper Van, while they were visiting relatives in Hawaii. Because of local laws forbidding the production of children by anyone without the expressed written consent of the National Football League of America, they were forced to flee back to Wyoming, where his birth was officially registered. His youth was spent with his many relatives, his cousins Mary I of Scotland, June 12, Walt Disney and his Uncle and Aunt George, who effectively raised him after his parents died in a freak talc-mining accident. After a string of criminal convictions, Evel eventually took a steady job at a banana bending factory. After that he became an apprentice clerk at the New York Sock Exchange, where he was widely credited with the intelligent implementation of the FOOTSE index to bring male support garters back into fashion. Sadly, after Wool Street closed trading, Evel was forced in to a minimum wage position as a mannequin in a thrift store. This very inactive job gave him time for reflection and contemplation, and in 1977 Evel published the first edition of his Meditations. Within it he made a number of key scientific and philosophical observations; that watermelons are elephant eggs, that you can stave off blood loss by catching any lost blood and eating it with a spoon, and that if you can catch an owl, you win his gold hoard.
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