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Star Wars Marital Aids are the most popular sex toy manufacturer in the Universe, outselling their nearest rival Disney Dongs at a rate of 4 to 1. Disney's failed ranges, such as the "Blow Up Bambi" and "Sin-derella", have compounded the situation in favour of their arch-rival. With no serious competition Star Wars Marital Aids now remain almost completely unopposed within the market.

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  • Star Wars Marital Aids are the most popular sex toy manufacturer in the Universe, outselling their nearest rival Disney Dongs at a rate of 4 to 1. Disney's failed ranges, such as the "Blow Up Bambi" and "Sin-derella", have compounded the situation in favour of their arch-rival. With no serious competition Star Wars Marital Aids now remain almost completely unopposed within the market.
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  • Star Wars Marital Aids are the most popular sex toy manufacturer in the Universe, outselling their nearest rival Disney Dongs at a rate of 4 to 1. Disney's failed ranges, such as the "Blow Up Bambi" and "Sin-derella", have compounded the situation in favour of their arch-rival. With no serious competition Star Wars Marital Aids now remain almost completely unopposed within the market. From their primary factory in Coruscunt, Star Wars Marital Aids has grown into the primary force in the manufacturing of adult toys, and has had such impact on the industry that the two are widely considered to be the same thing. In the 1980s Star Wars successfully had a Chinese competitor who utilised the company name "Space Love Balls" shut down as they proved that they were attempting to use their name, following a meeting of the Galactic Council. The marketing machine that is the Star Wars Empire has spread throughout the galaxy, but no area has been suppressed under the gleaming white boots of the Corporate StormTroopers than the Sex Toy industry. From the "Lord Vader's Helmet" range to the "Darth Maul Double-ender", Lord Emperor George Lucas' vision for total franchise dominance within the pr0n industry is now complete. As is your journey to the Dark Side.
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