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| - This is my second spoof...Enjoy! Proceeded by: LOVE SPOOF 1: Bluefur X Oakheart Succeeded by: LOVE SPOOF 3: Firestar X Sandstorm Hollywhisker: Crookedjaw, please don't come. Crookedjaw, please don't come. Crookedjaw, please don't come... Thistlepaw:*licks Snowfur* Hollywhisker: Crookedjaw, please don't come. Crookedjaw, please don't come... Crookedjaw: HIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hollywhisker: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crookedjaw: BTW, you can call me Crookedstar now. Hollywhisker: Whatever. Crookedjaw: Making another spoof, huh? Hollywhisker: LEAVE FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! Crookedjaw: I won't bother you.
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| - This is my second spoof...Enjoy! Proceeded by: LOVE SPOOF 1: Bluefur X Oakheart Succeeded by: LOVE SPOOF 3: Firestar X Sandstorm Hollywhisker: Crookedjaw, please don't come. Crookedjaw, please don't come. Crookedjaw, please don't come... Thistlepaw:*licks Snowfur* Hollywhisker: Crookedjaw, please don't come. Crookedjaw, please don't come... Crookedjaw: HIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hollywhisker: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crookedjaw: BTW, you can call me Crookedstar now. Hollywhisker: Whatever. Crookedjaw: Making another spoof, huh? Hollywhisker: LEAVE FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! Crookedjaw: I won't bother you. Hollywhisker:*ignores him* Bluefur: HEY THISTLEPAW NO BOTHERING MY SISTER WHEN I'M ALIVE *kills Thistlepaw* Hollywhisker: SKLDFJLSDKJFLSDJF CROOKEDSTAR!!!!!!!! Wait a second..."kills Crookedstar* Crookedstar: NO!!!!!!!! Hollywhisker: Sorry Crookedpoop that's what you deserve Bluefur: Hollywhisker, do you think you can stop Thistlepaw from bother Snowfur? Hollywhisker: Great. An annoying Crookedstar, then an annoying Bluefur. Bluefur: What? Hollywhisker: Nothing. Snowfur: DISCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bluefur: Why do you love disco so much? Hollywhisker: Didn't you disco when you were meeting Oakheart? Bluefur:... Thistlepaw:*does the chicken dance*CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bluefur: What in the name of StarClan? Hollywhisker: Ugh! Every time i make a spoof, it ends up being about ME instead!!! Bluefur:*transports back to story*GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING Snowfur:*dreamy* what does it look like? Thistlepaw: We're kissing. Hollywhisker:*yells loud enough that all four clans can hear*CROOKEDSTAR YOU'RE FREAKIN BACK AH I WANT MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leafpool: Which mom? Hollywhisker: I really don't appreciate when cats think I'm Hollyleaf. Oakheart: Um Crookedstar was always here. Hollywhisker: AHHHHHHHH I DEMAND ALL CLANS EXCEPT THUNDERCLAN FREAKIN SHUT UP I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crookedstar: I thought you wanted cats kissing.... Hollywhisker:... Crookedstar: Speechless huh? YAY I COMPLETED 3RD STEP OF BECOME THE THIRD JAYFEATHER!!!!!!!! Hollywhisker: What in the world Crookedstar: Jayfeather is telling me how to become like him. First step: Do random very special and unusual things like talk to you. Second step: Become blind-- Thistleclaw: YOU'RE BLIND???????????? Hey you put me down as Thistleclaw instead of Thistlepaw! Hollywhisker: Sunstar comes over, names you Thistleclaw, yadda yadda yadda, you're Thistleclaw! Anyway, Crookedstar. CAN YOU PLEASE CHANGE THE KISSING PART TO A HUGGING PART??? Crookedstar: Nope. Hollywhisker: WITH A CHERRYFALL ON TOP???? Jayfeather: psst... Cherryfall isn't born yet. Nobody knows what you're talking about. Hollywhisker: Whatever...HEY YOU'RE BACK!!!! Jayfeather: YOU JUST NOTICED THAT Snowfur: Come on!!! We like kissing each other. Hollywhisker: CROOKEDSTAR FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE STOP INTERRUPTING IT'S DESTROYING THE WHOLE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crookedstar:*magically turns into Whitestorm* Hollywhisker: Uh, what just happened??? Whitestorm: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE???? Snowfur: Oh, of course we do. It's just that we're having our daily kissing time. Hollywhisker: DAILY??? Wait. Who just wrote that??? Snowfur: Um, I DID Whitestorm: WAA*kills Snowfur and Thistleclaw* Whitestorm: Bluefur, YOU'RE MY MOMMY NOW!! Bluefur: BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW-- Hollywhisker: Awesome Bluefur! Queens all don't know how to calm down their kits. First step to becoming a real mother. Bluefur: WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY IS-- Hollywhisker: This is boring. THIS SPOOF IS ABOUT SNOWFUR AND THISTLECLAW, THEY'RE KILLED!!! END OF BUSTED BORING SPOOF
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