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- The Toilet is a structure obtained from Fancy Furnishings for $90 Money. This item is placeable on the player's land, and/or Whitelisted lands. The Toilet is a role-play/decoration item, it currently serves no purpose. Any player could sit on it unless they are blacklisted by the owner. The Toilet is a seat, similar to the chair blueprint and couches. The Toilet Has a plain white frame and a button that allows the person sitting to "Flush". On the inside the Toilet has a black ring in the center that is the gutter. Material cannot pass through the gutter.
- A toilet (also called the head) was a device used to dispose of bodily wastes. In 2020, the crew of the USS Lewis & Clark detected their stowaway, Zoe Querez, because she flushed the toilet aboard ship. (TOS novel: The Rings of Time) In 2151, Worley Elementary School sent letters and questions to the Enterprise (NX-01). One of the questions was "When you flush the toilet, where does it go?" Captain Jonathan Archer had Chief engineer Trip Tucker explain the ship's process of biomatter resequencing to the class. (ENT episode: "Breaking the Ice")
- Toilets are a SLASH'EM specific feature that allows the player to cure sickness, stunning and confusion, reduce nutrition, and poison weapons.
- The toilet is an area of the Facility 1F that is featured in Dino Crisis. It was the Ibis Island Third Energy research facility's only bathroom. Located on the Facility 1F floor, this toilet was adjacent to the Strategy Room in the floor's security section, placed securely behind two sets of laser shutters.
- Dianogas were sometimes known to live in and crawl out of a toilet. Medical droids were sometimes reprogrammed to work as toilet cleaners in the military.
- A Toilet is a device used to dispose of all the naughtiness and evil from the human body. God-fearing American's only use toilets whenever they feel necessary. However, drunks often spend hours gazing lovingly into toilets, probably looking for their dignity or upper intestines. "You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out of you." -Family Guy
- Where you piss. Toilets are carnivorous mollusc witch doctors who clamp themselves to the floor in peoples' bathrooms and downstairs "toilets" rooms. Toilets are hard to remove and much unneeded expense is required. Toilets will feed on nearly anything, but cannot stomach poo because of its texturous fibrin and degrading taste. This is thought to be behind the increasing rate of toilet starvation.
- The Toilet is a furniture item used for decorative purposes that will face the direction you're facing when placed. Like the chair, you can not sit on it. It is useful if you want to make a bathroom or an outhouse. If you have a toilet and a Bathtub in a room an NPC can move in.
- Toilet without tank.jpg|Toilet bowl without toilet cistern. Toilet with tank.jpg|Toilet bowl with toilet cistern. Toilet belongs to stationary in The Long Dark.
- Matt was murdered in the toilet. Shortly before this, he wrote "I love Christa" on the toilet wall, but he did not even finish.
- The toilet acts like a fountain. One may be found (and easily stolen) in the thief's guild, mansion of younger sister, prison, and The Adventure Seminar.
- The most important feature of the toilet is the toilet roll. It is extremely important to distinguish the toilet roll from the edible form of roll, which is actually a sandwich (invented by Lord Sandwich). Assuming you have identified that you do in fact have a toilet roll, and not a sandwich you may use the toilet roll for wiping your bottom, and may then eat the sandwich. Uncyclopedia recommends that you wash your hands beforehand, however.
- During the long, cold winter of 1963, the toilets of Coal Hill Secondary School froze over, and the Caretaker was forced to thaw them every morning, even in late March. (SPLINK: Time and Relative) Blon Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen, in the form of Colin Baker, took Cathy Salt to the toilets in order to kill her, after claiming his "little tummy" was "complaining" when he farted loudly. Soon after, when she farted after entering the toilet, Cathy remarked, "Sounds like we got here just in time." When Cathy revealed she was pregnant, Colin decided to let her go. (Boom Town)
- "Nearly 40 percent of the world's population lacks access to toilets." -- Wikipedia on Toilet The word toilet used to refer to a cloth used to cover cloths while grooming or to grooming supplies. It is still, although rarely, used to refer the act of grooming or putting on cosmetics. Sometimes the word toilet is used to refer to the room holding a toilet (and usually a sink). Other names or euphemisms for the room or the toilet are a john, lavatory, water closet, the necessary (archaic), bathroom, commode, crapper, dunny, head, powder room, potty, throne, latrine, shit house, restroom, throne.
- Sometime during the 16th and 22nd centuries, the Bajorans invented a zero gravity toilet for their Bajoran lightships. (DS9: "Explorers") During the first mission of the starship Enterprise NX-01 in April 2151, Captain Jonathan Archer declared that the Vulcan High Command didn't think Humans could flush a toilet without a Vulcan to assist. (ENT: "Broken Bow") The decon chamber on Enterprise NX-01 had its own toilet, housed in a separate chamber within the decontamination area. In 2154, Hoshi Sato vomited in this toilet while dying of the Silicon-based virus. (ENT: "Observer Effect")
- A toilet was a device upon which an individual could deliver personal waste to either a septic tank or a sewer system. Toilets were at first a luxury item for many people in the early 20th century, however had become more commonplace by the 1950s. They were usually made in porcelain. On November 5, 1955, Emmett Brown was hanging a clock while standing on his toilet. The porcelain on the toilet was wet and he slipped, hitting his head on the sink. When he came to, he had a vision of his flux capacitor and drew up a schematic diagram of what would become the key to making time travel possible.
- A toilet was a device used for the disposal of bodily wastes. A toilet was often found in a room known as a bathroom. Posh people referred to it as the loo. (TV: The Unicorn and the Wasp) The Tenth Doctor assumed that London in 1599 was "somewhere before the invention of the toilet" after narrowly avoiding being hit by waste being poured out of a window. (TV: The Shakespeare Code) During the long, cold winter of 1963, the toilets of Coal Hill Secondary School froze over, and the caretaker was forced to thaw them every morning, even in late March. (PROSE: Time and Relative)
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