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| - TheFireMaster Delinius Rupert Langton stands upon a table in the LDZX building, and begins to sing to his cohorts: 'Tis the month of Chanukwanzaa The time of all the fun 'ha ha' We celebrate the birth of life And put aside our grudge and strife It's a time when we rejoice And sing with all our voice We hope that we survive That Blockhead leaves our life In the days of Chanukwanzaa We live in peace and joy!' Everybody claps, except for Revelian, who throws a tomato and then yells, BAH HUMBUCK. Delinius stares blankly in silent wonder for several seconds. He then gets off the table and exits the room, presumably to wash off the bits of tomato sticking to his clothes. As he exits, he mutters: Revelian has no sense for music... what a bloody shame. I would not have missed the tomato if it hadn't been there... Delinius hears a noise behind him while cleaning up his clothes. He turns around. It is Revelian. Do NOT insult the TOMATOES my FRIEND A boss battle ensues. Delinius cooks the tomato and proceeds to eat it, after which Revelian takes another tomato. Because he has a lot of those on his person, it seems. In the anger stewing from the tomato fiasco, Revelian's eye glows sharper and steadier with each passing moment. He throws an onslaught of vegetables fruits at Delinius, each thrown with more vigor than the first. Getting close to feeling out of breath, Delinius stops and interrogates his opponent: How do you have this many tomatoes....? Revelian lets out a dark and twisted chuckle. His cloak billowing, his true form is finally revealed to all. He is made entirely out of tomatoes. I have no other option, it seems... I shall have to consume you, no matter what! Delinius then takes a humongous frying pan from nowhere. With this as my tool and weapon, I will defeat you! Revelian glances at Delinius' pan and lets out yet another roar of laughter. The winds howl behind him in a chorus. He levitates far above Delinius, looking down upon him, an ant among giants. Tomato stems begin extending out of his juicy tomato body, giving him grappling vine limbs. From his eye pours a substance, upon first glance appearing to be blood, but which is in truth tomato juice. A dozen tomatoes revolve around him rapidly. He is the eye of the storm. Do you honestly believe you can defeat ME? Launching another wave of tomatoes, Revelian taunts Delinius: REV-elian up those FRYERS Delinius then drowns in ketchup. and it tasted great. Despite his apparent defeat, Delinius is now an Ethereal ghost and rises up from the ketchup puddle, using fire and fries to construct physical armor around his incorporeal body. If I cannot defeat you being alive.. I will defeat you being dead! A bunch of ghosts show up in the background and eat ghost popcorn. (It's a very fancy time.) Delinius summons a barrage of fries that absorb the ketchup. He then continues to spam fries at Tomatoface Revelian, and summons several creatures completely made from burritos. These creatures then begin to throw the thing they comprise of at Revelian, invulnerable to the tomatoes. You have underestimated my power, and most importantly that of the noble BURRITO! Meanwhile, a janitor happened to stumble across the scene. When the burrito creatures were summoned, he simply ran away crying. BUT HE MATTERS NOT. The janitor's gentle tears hit the cold and callous floor, pooling below the battle's feet. Echoing, Revelian heard their noise resounding, bouncing off walls and onto the corn-ground burrito shells, back into his own tomato-formed earlobes. His eye glossed the scene once more. The fire of dead Delinius, revitalized and brought from beyond the grave, entered his mind. Someone started crying. Revelian looked around to see who it was, not realizing it was himself, devastated by the destruction and anger within himself. this is CHANUKWANZAA and we're fighting each other i just wanted you to RESPECT TOMATOES Delinius notices his tears and laughs. And I merely felt that you did not respect my SINGING... What have we done? He walks over to the ketchup-covered body of himself and cleans some of it off. He then returns to it and comes back among the living. As Revelian continues to sob, Delinius cleans everything up. Everything, yes, apart from Revelian. And then, Delinius and Revelian hugged it out, thus breaking the spell that had plagued all Ethereals and Matterkind since the old days of war. And it was good. The end. ... ... ... File:Celotern Head.pngyou sure about that, kid!because, see, from my perception layer, we're far from the end of this story!how about i give you a little push in the right direction!
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