Sir Swagsalot was born on an unknown day, as his parents chose to ignore that portion of the birthing sheet, more than likely due to incompetence and/or the desire to go to their basement. As a child, Sir Swagsalot always attended the local baseball games and had hoped to one day become a professional MLB player. That dream quickly faded as he was kicked off of the local travel team due to his excessive wearing of OBEY clothing. As a result he took up a different pastime, which just so happened to be collecting hats, day in and day out. Sir Swagsalot would scour EBay, Amazon.com, Craigslist and the town markets, searching for another elusive OBEY hat. His mother, Swag was the one who brought up this hobby to him. She always wore the same clothing that Sir Swagsalot did, just to stay "cool"
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| - Sir Swagsalot was born on an unknown day, as his parents chose to ignore that portion of the birthing sheet, more than likely due to incompetence and/or the desire to go to their basement. As a child, Sir Swagsalot always attended the local baseball games and had hoped to one day become a professional MLB player. That dream quickly faded as he was kicked off of the local travel team due to his excessive wearing of OBEY clothing. As a result he took up a different pastime, which just so happened to be collecting hats, day in and day out. Sir Swagsalot would scour EBay, Amazon.com, Craigslist and the town markets, searching for another elusive OBEY hat. His mother, Swag was the one who brought up this hobby to him. She always wore the same clothing that Sir Swagsalot did, just to stay "cool"
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| - Sir Swagsalot was born on an unknown day, as his parents chose to ignore that portion of the birthing sheet, more than likely due to incompetence and/or the desire to go to their basement. As a child, Sir Swagsalot always attended the local baseball games and had hoped to one day become a professional MLB player. That dream quickly faded as he was kicked off of the local travel team due to his excessive wearing of OBEY clothing. As a result he took up a different pastime, which just so happened to be collecting hats, day in and day out. Sir Swagsalot would scour EBay, Amazon.com, Craigslist and the town markets, searching for another elusive OBEY hat. His mother, Swag was the one who brought up this hobby to him. She always wore the same clothing that Sir Swagsalot did, just to stay "cool" with the crowd. But all of this ended when his mother, Swag was murdered by the hands of King Crotchenheiser, the ruler of the land of Cawk. This caused Sir Swagsalot to undergo a whole new personality change, abandoning his swaggy ways, but retaining his name. This is the point when Sir Swagsalot became a Templar Knight.
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