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| - A bunch of "godless grinchs" atheists adhere to a belief which mandates that they hate God and Jesus and babies and America and the Bible. All, if not most atheists will profess disbelief in God or claim they have a lack of belief in God. This is a lie since they must believe in God to hate him so much. Agnostics have been known to try to point out the intractability of gaining or having knowledge of God since God is a supernatural being and man can only have knowledge of that which exists within nature, not that which exists outside or transcends nature, i.e. a supernatural being. Atheists think they're stupid. The atheist can use his forked tongue both for analingus and to put forth arguments to try and sway non-atheists towards the cult of atheism. Since the atheist's arguments will most likely be based on nihilism and a lack of truthinessFACT!© they are easily dismissed because they come from the ass and not from the gut. Militant Atheists are a bunch of tacky immature twats who are easily recognizable by smell and by sight. An atheist will have a noticeable odor which accompanies his presence and may even precede his arrival. This odor includes, but is not limited to sulphur, rotting meat, patchouli and iniquity. An atheist will have the recognizable feature of lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya' he doesn't seem to be livin'...until he bites ya' and those black eyes roll over white and then..ahh and then you hear that terrible high pitched screamin' and despite all your hollerin' and poundin', they all come in and they rip you to pieces. A large portion of atheists are bears and those who are not bears have links to the Pro-Bear Lobby. Also, if you should correspond with an atheist, remember that the word "atheist" has many different spellings. For instance, common alternate spellings are "athesit," "aetheist," "Athumtheist", "athiest", "dumbass", and many others. Pretty much however you want to spell it because these people are going to Hell so you don't really need to put forth a lot of effort.
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